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Idratherbsidewayz

11-24-2010, 03:36 PM

Hey guys,

I have quite a bit of money left over in my companies insurance spending account. Would like to find a cute RMT to give me some nice rub-downs. Not looking for therapeutic or deep tissue, as I don't really have any pain.

Also, there HAS to be an RMT in the city that gives happy endings. If someone wants to let me in on these secret RMT's, please pm me. Willing to pay for this kind of info...

Type_S1

11-24-2010, 03:43 PM

Really? Your asking on beyond where to find a dirty massage parlor? :facepalm:

Kloubek

11-24-2010, 03:51 PM

Really?

Idratherbsidewayz

11-24-2010, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Type_S1
Really? Your asking on beyond where to find a dirty massage parlor? :facepalm:

Originally posted by Kloubek
Really?

Absolutely! Where else can you find 60,000 dudes full of exactly this kind of information. Someone's gotta know.

Apparently it's taboo, pm me if you're too ashamed to say in public... lol

lint

11-24-2010, 03:56 PM

paging max_boost or Tomco

max_boost

11-24-2010, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz
Hey guys,

I have quite a bit of money left over in my companies insurance spending account. Would like to find a cute RMT to give me some nice rub-downs. Not looking for therapeutic or deep tissue, as I don't really have any pain.

Also, there HAS to be an RMT in the city that gives happy endings. If someone wants to let me in on these secret RMT's, please pm me. Willing to pay for this kind of info...

It's a secret for a reason. Sorry bud. Can't disclose.

But feel free to call up some Escorts who do massages and give happy endings.

Euro838

11-24-2010, 04:21 PM

But he needs an RMT number so he can put the claim through!

Type_S1

11-24-2010, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz

Absolutely! Where else can you find 60,000 dudes full of exactly this kind of information. Someone's gotta know.

Apparently it's taboo, pm me if you're too ashamed to say in public... lol

Well considering you trying to hire a hooker to rub and tug you and charge it to your company...no not taboo at all. I must say that even if you go to one your work might be a little surprised when it costs $200+ for a massage. Also expensing it to a company might be hard considering I don't think they provide receipts for this type of work...and probably don't take debit/credit either. :facepalm:

T-Dubbs

11-24-2010, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz

Absolutely! Where else can you find 60,000 dudes full of exactly this kind of information. Someone's gotta know.

Apparently it's taboo, pm me if you're too ashamed to say in public... lol
i think theres one across from reigel tuning, not sure of the name... and one by lloyds roller arcade, and dale adams .
not sure of names thou

Idratherbsidewayz

11-24-2010, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Type_S1

Well considering you trying to hire a hooker to rub and tug you and charge it to your company...no not taboo at all. I must say that even if you go to one your work might be a little surprised when it costs $200+ for a massage. Also expensing it to a company might be hard considering I don't think they provide receipts for this type of work...and probably don't take debit/credit either. :facepalm:

Not a hooker, an RMT!! With receipts, fool. If anybody does do this sort of thing, I really doubt they're putting "1 hour massage + hand assisted semen extraction" on the reciept. It would just say "massage". How are you so stupid??

You think my work cares what I use my expense account for? It goes through an INSURANCE company that makes ridiculous amounts of money and doesn't give a shit what I'm spending my $3000 on as long as its on their list. Beauty of a spending account.

Dick massages aside, can anyone recommend a place to get a regular feel-good massage?

Tik-Tok

11-24-2010, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz

Dick massages aside, can anyone recommend a place to get a regular feel-good massage?

Mine is cute, and really good, but after reading this thread there's no way in hell I'm going to put her through an experience with you.

T-Dubbs

11-24-2010, 04:41 PM

so you want your work to pay for a hand job?
lol
niiiiice!

Idratherbsidewayz

11-24-2010, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by T-Dubbs
if you want a H/J
ask your old G/F

LOL, I just want a nice massage and a way to blow my spending account/load. Free HJ's don't do me any good...

T-Dubbs

11-24-2010, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz
Free HJ's don't do me any good...
technically they are all free to you

calgary403

11-24-2010, 05:29 PM

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers/?query=w4m

max_boost

11-24-2010, 05:40 PM

A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha

J-hop

11-25-2010, 10:27 AM

in*10*se

11-25-2010, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by max_boost
A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha

banff springs is around 200 for an hour.

Majority of insurance companies will only cover up to $90 per session.

Euro838

11-25-2010, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by in*10*se

banff springs is around 200 for an hour.

Majority of insurance companies will only cover up to $90 per session.

True, most companies will cover only up to a certain amount or as per their schedule but the OP sounds like he has an HSA or other type of spending account which will allow him to use those funds to cover any difference between coverage amounts and actual charges.

Basically, the only requirement for HSA funds is that they are spent on Health services because it is funds allocated by the individual or his company and not part of a group plan benefits package.

So for a less shady example, your health benefits cover you for eye glasses up to $200 but you see a nice pair of D&G glasses that will run you $800 (including lenses).

The group health benefits portion will cover the $200 but if you had $600 in a health spending account, you could use those funds to pay yourself back the balance. They don't care that you bought expensive designer glasses.

In the OP's case, the only piece of information that he needs to make a legit claim, is the RMT#.

89coupe

11-25-2010, 11:03 AM

Our company will pay up to $1250.00 per year for any type of wealness. Whether it be hockey skates, vitamins, or massage therapy...LOL

Idratherbsidewayz

11-25-2010, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by max_boost
A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha

I don't think they actually care. I get $3000 for the year, to spend on whatever the hell I want as long as its under that Canadian Income thing.

Originally posted by J-hop

so you are claiming 60,000 of us are sad and pathetic?

not only is it pathetic but also think about how many other guys junk those hands have touched all day, it would be down right disgusting.

I think you need to get out more, enjoy all of life's vices! You think shes using other guys jizz as lube? No, she washes her hands/sanitizes.

If you've ever had a massage and popped pine, then you would know how great it would be if she just finished the job at the end of the massage. Maybe it's my European upbringing, but I don't see this as sad or pathetic.

I mention the 60,000 male users as a good resource not because they're sad and pathetic, but because they're MALE. I'm sure out of those 60,000 there are some that have enjoyed these kinds of vices and are aware of where to go. Get off your puritan high horse and live a little!!

n1zm0

11-25-2010, 11:29 AM

i am almost CERTAIN this place (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&q=cravings+calgary&fb=1&hq=cravings&hnear=Calgary,+AB,+Canada&cid=0,0,16442582615046112595&ei=EpvuTO7UN5G8sQPh-cTDCw&oi=local_result&ved=0CBsQnwIwAQ&ll=50.988949,-114.063277&spn=0.009387,0.01929&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=50.988904,-114.063408&panoid=2QrGamEQ0QEBt4pwQHgnnA&cbp=12,0.54,,2,3.41) is one of those places - the door to the right of the falafel place, for almost 3 years driving past there at different times of the day (short cut to my old place) this oriental 'massage' place in the corner always has these shady contractor looking guys that go in, once theyre in the lady locks the door and puts a sign on the front, one of those 'be back in 15 mins' signs, 20 mins later she unlocks the door and the guy comes out + her in a bathrobe. she owns a few beamers and dresses like a hooch on her off hours.

you will get to discover the truth and then let me know, i've always wanted to just accidently pop in and ask some bs question like 'is there a bank of montreal near here?' just to see what it looks like inside. me and the gf waiting for pizza or me going to the liquor store in the plaza have always believed thats what it is with all the locked doors and shit.

Tik-Tok

11-25-2010, 11:33 AM

^^^

That's the worst donair place in the city by the way, so if you go for a happy message, don't bother eating there afterwards.

J-hop

11-25-2010, 11:37 AM

max_boost

11-25-2010, 11:52 AM

Xscape on 16th.

Please report back with your findings.

http://www.yellowpages.ca/bus/Alberta/Calgary/Xscape-On-16th/6698492.html

max_boost

11-25-2010, 11:56 AM

FWIW,

Ya if you go to a hotel to get a massage, it'll be $200+.

As for happy endings, it's about TRUST man. It's so easy for you to rat out the RMT and get her in shit. She has what? $100-200 to gain but a reputation to be ruined? Plus she doesn't know you. So I'm just saying, if you were a regular and totally cool with her, then maybe she might do it. Slippery slope ya know. hahaha

gretz

11-25-2010, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by J-hop

so you are claiming 60,000 of us are sad and pathetic?

not only is it pathetic but also think about how many other guys junk those hands have touched all day, it would be down right disgusting.

lol... "I AM NOT SAD OR PATHETIC BUD"...

Why would you think about other guy's junk when a girl is pulling your hammer? Nevermind, I think it answers itself lol...

If you went around thinking about "how many hands have touched W.H.Y...", you likely wouldn't leave your house.

Next time you are at the mall, use the bathroom, touch a doorknob, sit on a toilet seat, stand in a shower, touch a handrail.... etc, do you think about where those peoples hands have been?

You need to live a little

Idratherbsidewayz

11-25-2010, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by J-hop
hahaha, live a little...what a joke, that is your idea of getting a thrill out of life? that in itself is sad and pathetic, I take it you don't have a lady friend to go home to every night? why would I pay for it when you can get it for free?

I guess monogamy is the only way eh? I'm currently seeing a girl, but its mostly about sex (She's 31, at the peak of women's sex drive). Therefore I wouldn't feel bad getting an HJ from a stranger on company dime.

Originally posted by max_boost
Xscape on 16th.

Please report back with your findings.

http://www.yellowpages.ca/bus/Alberta/Calgary/Xscape-On-16th/6698492.html

Deal.

Originally posted by max_boost
FWIW,

Ya if you go to a hotel to get a massage, it'll be $200+.

As for happy endings, it's about TRUST man. It's so easy for you to rat out the RMT and get her in shit. She has what? $100-200 to gain but a reputation to be ruined? Plus she doesn't know you. So I'm just saying, if you were a regular and totally cool with her, then maybe she might do it. Slippery slope ya know. hahaha

Of course, just need to find some that have done it before and are down. Definitely didn't expect the full rub and tug treatment up front.

turbotrip

11-27-2010, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by max_boost
Xscape on 16th.

indeed

JMaj7

11-27-2010, 05:07 AM

In before "friend going to jail for touching rmt" thread.

Jk

Can't wait for the follow up

SOAB

11-27-2010, 03:17 PM

Anyone that thinks the sex they get from their "lady" is free is delusional.

you may not pay up front in cold hard cash, but you do pay, one way or another.

at least this way, there shouldn't be any drama to deal with after the fact.

FraserB

11-27-2010, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by max_boost
A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha

It would only be 2 massages. So if you can find it for $160-$180 you're golden.

T-Dubbs

11-27-2010, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by SOAB
Anyone that thinks the sex they get from their "lady" is free is delusional.

you may not pay up front in cold hard cash, but you do pay, one way or another.

at least this way, there shouldn't be any drama to deal with after the fact.
you have no idea what his situation is

SOAB

11-27-2010, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by T-Dubbs

you have no idea what his situation is

you're right, i don't. and i don't care. either way, what i say is true.

i'm not evening judging the OP on what he wants to do. to me, prostitution should just be legalized anyway.

but just because i go home to my wife/girlfriend and get laid doesn't mean it was free and clear. dates cost money, gifts cost money. time courting them might as well = money.

get a prostitute, get what you want, pay and leave. nothing wrong with that in my eyes.

J-hop

11-27-2010, 04:59 PM

ExtraSlow

11-27-2010, 05:24 PM

I know my insurance company has a maximum per hour of massage time. So if you submit a $200 bill for 60 mins of massage, it'll only get partly paid. Although with my plan, I can use my HCSA to pay the rest . . .

I actually think it's going to be pretty tough to find an RMT that does happy endings. If you do find one, let me know, some years I have extra left at the end of the year . . .

max_boost

11-27-2010, 05:32 PM

Tomco would like this one just for the name.

OP, it is your duty to report back with your findings.

http://www.cleopatramassage.com/home.htm

SOAB, I can't say I disagree with you. It's business, exchange of $$$ for services performed lol

kvg

11-27-2010, 05:39 PM

Why are people hating so much? He is being honest and looking to find a "service provider".:dunno:

SOAB

11-27-2010, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by J-hop

you have an absolutely horrible outlook on relationships dude, i've been with my girl for 5 years now. I've never had to pay for sex once in that 5 years, if you think taking a girl out is chore and drain on your bank account you are either poor as hell or a miserable human being. Sure what you say is "true" but only true to you because you have a twisted outlook on reality

I'm one of those guys that has a good sense of morals and high quality control. I'd rather court a classy self respecting girl for a month to get sex than walk into a dirty dungy establishment and pay $250 to have some classless broad give me a rub and tug so I can forget how pathetic my life is hahaha.

whats funny is i'm married with 1 child. :rofl:

been with my wife for over 13 years. now what does my statement mean?

it means i know the difference between sex and love.

would i go and get a rub'n'tug? no, because i'm married.

would i get one if i was single and not interested in having a relationship? damn straight i would. i wouldn't stick my dick in a prostitute but i would get a HJ or BJ from one.

calgary403

11-27-2010, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by max_boost
Tomco would like this one just for the name.

OP, it is your duty to report back with your findings.

http://www.cleopatramassage.com/home.htm

SOAB, I can't say I disagree with you. It's business, exchange of $$$ for services performed lol

You are pretty active in this thread. I think we found your vice :rofl: :rofl:

boarderfatty

11-27-2010, 08:20 PM

If you are up in Edmonton I would suggest penthouse massage. I send all my clients there and they always walk away very happy. I do not believe they are RMT's though, and they sessions are fairly cheap since most of it is in the gratuity

http://penthousemassage.ca/

max_boost

11-27-2010, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by boarderfatty
If you are up in Edmonton I would suggest penthouse massage. I send all my clients there and they always walk away very happy. I do not believe they are RMT's though, and they sessions are fairly cheap since most of it is in the gratuity

http://penthousemassage.ca/

$40 for Classic

$60 for Platinum

How much are you expected to tip? Well depends on what's done right? lol

Even 100% or 200% tip is still cheap for 1 hour of service.

boarderfatty

11-27-2010, 09:41 PM

I have had to tip over 400%, but that is usually for the full deal.

rizfarmer

11-28-2010, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by J-hop

you have an absolutely horrible outlook on relationships dude, i've been with my girl for 5 years now. I've never had to pay for sex once in that 5 years, if you think taking a girl out is chore and drain on your bank account you are either poor as hell or a miserable human being. Sure what you say is "true" but only true to you because you have a twisted outlook on reality
says you

Originally posted by J-hop

I'm one of those guys that has a good sense of morals and high quality control. I'd rather court a classy self respecting girl for a month to get sex than walk into a dirty dungy establishment and pay $250 to have some classless broad give me a rub and tug so I can forget how pathetic my life is hahaha.
tell us what you really think of yourself, because 500000 dudes really care