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n1zm0
01-11-2011, 11:34 AM
just a whole lota :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

who the fk comes up with this shit and thinks its worthy of film? it's already gonna be a definite flop! why even... didnt even know it existed (since
august 2010?)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

KRyn
01-11-2011, 11:44 AM
... :facepalm:

D'z Nutz
01-11-2011, 11:45 AM
The movie is produced by The Asylum. What do you expect?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

desi112
01-11-2011, 11:45 AM
lol downloading as we speak

lilmira
01-11-2011, 11:50 AM
It doesn't sound too bad if it's only a disaster movie without the stupid love story. Might actually be more watchable than Titanic. The original Poseidon Adventure is still my favourite, all the shipwreck movies after that provide nothing new.

AaronK
01-11-2011, 11:53 AM
Oh wow that sounds horrible...

D'z Nutz
01-11-2011, 11:54 AM
You know what would've made that trailer even more epic?

100 years later...
The world's greatest ship...
Will sail again...
On the same day...
The same course...
And the same fate...

... Against the same iceberg!

lint
01-11-2011, 12:23 PM
Brooke Burns plays a Dr?! Gold!

sexualbanana
01-11-2011, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz
The movie is produced by The Asylum. What do you expect?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

Yeah. If you're looking for really blatant cash grabs with no production value, watch an Asylum film. They're notorious for these kinds of shit movies.

Their biggest claim to fame was release a War Of The Worlds movie on DVD, at around the same time as the Tom Cruise version, and ripping off a lot people who thought it was the Hollywood version.

403Gemini
01-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by sexualbanana


Yeah. If you're looking for really blatant cash grabs with no production value, watch an Asylum film. They're notorious for these kinds of shit movies.

Their biggest claim to fame was release a War Of The Worlds movie on DVD, at around the same time as the Tom Cruise version, and ripping off a lot people who thought it was the Hollywood version.

What they generally bank on is grand parents buying their grand kids presents and messing up because of small title changes

Transformers = Transmorphers
Alien vs Predator = Alien vs Hunter

Etc.

Bunch of thieves imo, but if they make money off that, I guess all the power to them...

Mar
01-11-2011, 06:29 PM
Taglines: 100 years later, lightning strikes twice.
:facepalm:

SCHIDER23
01-11-2011, 06:56 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

what a joke.:rofl:

rage2
01-11-2011, 07:37 PM
Rolf Potts of The New York Times described Transmorphers as having "no recognizable actors, no merchandising tie-ins and a garbled sound mix. Also unlike Transformers, it has cheap special effects and a subplot involving lesbians."
Uhh, sounds pretty awesome to me haha.

sexualbanana
01-11-2011, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by 403Gemini


What they generally bank on is grand parents buying their grand kids presents and messing up because of small title changes

Transformers = Transmorphers
Alien vs Predator = Alien vs Hunter

Etc.

Bunch of thieves imo, but if they make money off that, I guess all the power to them...

Someone might be able to make the argument that they are partially responsible for Blockbuster's bankruptcy problems. haha

sneek
01-11-2011, 09:31 PM
From the makers of ...Snakes on a Train

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mR2hLbPMg&feature=related

hahahaha I am renting this!

Skyline_Addict
01-12-2011, 01:09 AM
I want to see Kate Winslet's boobies....II