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JEFFRIX
02-11-2011, 08:00 PM
Suck a dick for 20 million?

I was having a conversation with my coworkers, and they all said no.
But i know they would, anyone would for 20 million if its right in front of you.

sr20s14zenki
02-11-2011, 08:01 PM
Fuck man, if a lawyer was there and it was all signed documents, i would do it for a million, for 20 million, i will lick some ass.......:poosie: :angel: :barf:

With that cash i would be able to afford the therapy (=

besides...its just a dick...come on...

slinkie
02-11-2011, 08:05 PM
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/65/shakesno.gif
yes

D'z Nutz
02-11-2011, 08:11 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/18/d948f825-8845-4b0e-838b-ab55ac153b29.gif

eglove
02-11-2011, 08:14 PM
As long as you don't gotta deal
With the man gravy in the mouth....


Yes

JEFFRIX
02-11-2011, 08:15 PM
BUT what if he busted in your mouth?
it's just a load. still 20 million in your pocket? yes/no?

JordanEG6
02-11-2011, 08:15 PM
http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/629/simpsons-burlesque.gif

max_boost
02-11-2011, 08:15 PM
:rofl: :facepalm:

rufi0
02-11-2011, 08:20 PM
Gayest thread of the year right here. :rofl:

dj_patm
02-11-2011, 08:23 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/75378-TrollFace.png

J.M.
02-11-2011, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by rufi0
Gayest thread of the year right here. :rofl:

Indeed! :rofl:

mugensix
02-11-2011, 08:29 PM
yeah, then id pay a hitman to kill him

Benny
02-11-2011, 08:31 PM
Well... you could pull a Charlie Sheen and run through a plethora of pornstars and blow to help take your mind off it afterwards.

:poosie:

turbotrip
02-11-2011, 08:41 PM
I can honestly say I wouldn't do it for 20 million or 20 billion

JEFFRIX
02-11-2011, 08:50 PM
Cold hard cash.. right in front of you.
All you gotta do is go into a dark room and close your eyes..
not even for 20 billion.:facepalm:

Bizzareo
02-11-2011, 08:55 PM
Suck a dick to enjoy the rest of my life? Yes. Lawyers and contracts so i don't get fucked over

Tik-Tok
02-11-2011, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by rufi0
Gayest thread of the year right here. :rofl:

Not as gay as when GTSJeff was insisting it's more gay to have your dick sucked by a male friend, when you're passed out drunk, then to be the friend sucking.

To the OP,

Yes. Yes I would.

stevieo
02-11-2011, 08:58 PM
lawyers and contracts, then he breaks it - then you sue him and then it goes public. you are now known as the biggest homo gay.

Cos
02-11-2011, 09:01 PM
I have been thinking about this since the thread was first posted. I wouldnt.

So many rich people say they sacrificed their life for money. I couldnt live with myself for two reasons. I am a sell out and I sucked a guys dick.

Sugarphreak
02-11-2011, 09:33 PM
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SJW
02-11-2011, 09:35 PM
Nah. I'd rather die with dignity and bitterness knowing i'm poor but not a fag whore.

dj_rice
02-11-2011, 09:37 PM
Suck a dick for $20 million, HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH and buy a lifetime supply of Listerine after.


Would you let a guy ass fuck you for $20 million?HELLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

polarice
02-11-2011, 10:03 PM
Im a lesbian and I would do it for a lot less than 20 million. Actually, I'd considered it if someone paid off my car and student loans. Just sayin'

Benny
02-11-2011, 10:04 PM
This thread is really homophobic. If you're comfortable with your sexuality and don't hold any repressed animosity towards gays, I don't see why it's a big deal to suck a cock for 20 million.

Would I feel dirty? Oh yeah

Would I not like it? I'd hate every second of it haha

Would I do it? Fuck yeah, and I'm 100% straight

Would I regret it? Fuck no

Would I feel gay afterward? Nope


I get the feeling people are forgetting how much 20 million dollars is. EVERYONE would do it, it's a no-brainer. Nobody on this forum will ever even see that kinda money in their lives.


Better discussion would come from a thread like: Would you suck a dick for 500 thousand? That's a level where you're not set for life. That's much more realistic for a one time payout. You'll actually run through that kinda money in your lifetime and have to work again, and thus you'll have to live with your decision.

Cos
02-11-2011, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Benny
This thread is really homophobic. If you're comfortable with your sexuality and don't hold any repressed animosity towards gays, I don't see why it's a big deal to suck a cock for 20 million.

Would I feel dirty? Oh yeah

Would I not like it? I'd hate every second of it haha

Would I do it? Fuck yeah, and I'm 100% straight

Would I regret it? Fuck no

Would I feel gay afterward? Nope


I get the feeling people are forgetting how much 20 million dollars is. EVERYONE would do it, it's a no-brainer. Nobody on this forum will ever even see that kinda money in their lives.


Better discussion would come from a thread like: Would you suck a dick for 500 thousand? That's a level where you're not set for life. That's much more realistic for a one time payout. You'll actually run through that kinda money in your lifetime and have to work again, and thus you'll have to live with your decision.

That is not fair at all. I am FAR from homophobic and I wouldnt do it.

Benny
02-11-2011, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Cos


That is not fair at all. I am FAR from homophobic and I wouldnt do it.

Why not, if I may ask?

Sugarphreak
02-11-2011, 10:07 PM
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Grogador
02-11-2011, 10:09 PM
HAHAHA @ replies

$20,000,000...

I would suck that dick like you wouldn't believe.

http://cerberusblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/million.jpg

// that's just one million

Spoons
02-11-2011, 10:09 PM
No question about it... With lawyers and contracts there 100% yes.

While it is a pretty gay thing to do, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to get over it... And once rich I can fuck a mile long line of hot bitches that will more than make up for it... No one is expecting you to enjoy it.

To be honest, there really isn't too much I wouldn't do for 20 million... Come on guys it's 20 fucking million dollars.

Benny
02-11-2011, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak
"But if you suck one cock......."

...stupid poor jealous people would call you a fag and you'd laugh as you take their bitch and rip off in your Zonda.

:rofl:

Disoblige
02-11-2011, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Benny


Why not, if I may ask?
Dude, if people can see why you would do it, why can't you see why people WOULDN'T do it? Some (a lot actually) feel that money isn't the most important thing in the world and they make a great living already. Why would they want to do something disgusting if they honestly don't want to (no matter how much money it is). How hard is it to understand? :dunno:

How about the older generation? Ask your mom and dad if they would do that. I know my mom and dad would rather live in poverty than do such things.

Cos
02-11-2011, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Benny


Why not, if I may ask?

Why wouldnt I? Many rich people have given up their families to make their money and say they regret it after. Dont get me wrong my initial reaction was HELL YEAH. But as I thought about it I realized I think it would torment me for the rest of my life, kind of as Phreak outlined. I would always remember I was a sell out and I could never get far enough away from my own disappointment in myself.

Also while I am typing. I have a few people in my family who are gay and have been my entire life. I never knew and still dont know or care about the difference. Flaming people are ones who piss me off. My uncle you wouldnt have any idea he is gay. Oddly I am FAR FROM gay as the idea of ME doing those things really grosses me out.

Benny
02-11-2011, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by polarice
Im a lesbian and I would do it for a lot less than 20 million. Actually, I'd considered it if someone paid off my car and student loans. Just sayin'

Haha that's the spirit. :thumbsup:



Originally posted by Disoblige

Dude, if people can see why you would do it, why can't you see why people WOULDN'T do it? Some (a lot actually) feel that money isn't the most important thing in the world and they make a great living already. Why would they want to do something disgusting if they honestly don't want to (no matter how much money it is). How hard is it to understand? :dunno:

How about the older generation? Ask your mom and dad if they would do that. I know my mom and dad would rather live in poverty than do such things.

Difference of opinion I guess. I don't see it as such a disgusting, unforgivable, unforgettable act that others in this thread do. I definitely wouldn't want to suck said dick, but I could very easily live with myself and keep my self-esteem afterwards.

Sugarphreak
02-11-2011, 10:21 PM
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sr20s14zenki
02-11-2011, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak


I wouldn't do anything I felt uncomfortable doing for any amount of cash... why is it so hard to believe that some people are not corruptible by money alone?


I wanna see how you deal when you have the 20 million to your right, and a dick in front of you.........

:angel:

Spoons
02-11-2011, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak


I wouldn't do anything I felt uncomfortable doing for any amount of cash... why is it so hard to believe that some people are not corruptible by money alone?

I think every single person that said no would think differently with that 20 million right in front of them. It isn't even about being corrupted by it, I could do a lot of good with it too.

Imagine you don't care for the money... Fucking do it and build a god damn hospital for children in Africa or something. Sure people might say, "Hey look at that fag!" but his buddy would simply reply, "That fag built needy kids a fucking hospital you tool."

I have a very sneaky suspicion that people are saying no because subconsciously they think that they would be admitting to beyond that they are gay somehow. Your afraid that if you said yes, with you being insecure with your sexuality, you'd be a tad gay. If there was 20 million in my hands, the LAST thing I would be thinking about is that I just sucked dick.

I KNOW everyone here would do it. You can say no, but you'd fucking do it and you know it. You guys just don't want to sound like homo's.

Cos
02-11-2011, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Benny


Difference of opinion I guess. I don't see it as such a disgusting, unforgivable, unforgettable act that others in this thread do. I definitely wouldn't want to suck said dick, but I could very easily live with myself and keep my self-esteem afterwards.

Just to clarify I dont think the people who are saying no all agree it is 'disgusting and unforgivable' as I dont feel that at all. We are opting out for other reasons (in at least my case and probably a few others).

It would be like if someone told me I had to kill them for $20,000,000 (lets say assisted suicide) I am not sure I would do it. However if you shoot at me fuck you Im shooting back. Haha



Originally posted by Spoons


I think every single person that said no would think differently with that 20 million right in front of them.

You could be right.... I think I would be pretty guilty after.

01RedDX
02-11-2011, 10:36 PM
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Sugarphreak
02-11-2011, 10:36 PM
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sr20s14zenki
02-11-2011, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX


What if Allah was cool with it, and you didn't have to worry about the afterlife?

You can pretend it's a donair.

Giving a bit much credit dont you think? Or is there something i dont know............

:eek:

eb0i
02-11-2011, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX


What if Allah was cool with it, and you didn't have to worry about the afterlife?

You can pretend it's a donair.

:rofl:

jdmsource
02-11-2011, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX


What if Allah was cool with it, and you didn't have to worry about the afterlife?

You can pretend it's a donair.
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Fack I almost spit my drink out reading this lol

Guillermo
02-11-2011, 10:52 PM
there's not much I wouldn't do for $20 million... except for something that would 1) give me a life sentence in prison, or 2) injure, cripple, or kill a famlily member or friend. :dunno:

Canmorite
02-11-2011, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by polarice
Im a lesbian and I would do it for a lot less than 20 million. Actually, I'd considered it if someone paid off my car and student loans. Just sayin'

Balance owing?

moose911
02-11-2011, 11:12 PM
id cup the balls too.
rollin in a 20 million dollar 240 coupe, WHATSUP !

Mamma_Mia
02-11-2011, 11:23 PM
As a woman, all I have to say about this is......... HELL YA I WOULD!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Disoblige
02-11-2011, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Mamma_Mia
As a woman, all I have to say about this is......... HELL YA I WOULD!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: How about if you had to do it to another guy in front of kvg?





On a side note, 13 year old girls on Maury sucking 70 year old dicks for chocolate bars.. Not surprised most people would suck a dick for $20 million.

baygirl
02-11-2011, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Mamma_Mia
As a woman, all I have to say about this is......... HELL YA I WOULD!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:thumbsup:

moose911
02-11-2011, 11:32 PM
we need terms and conditions on the "sucking".
e.g. deepthroating? stroking? spitting? calling him daddy?

the way i picture it.. im in there with my eyes closed just sucking. im not being anyones 'dirty boy'.

lawyers are crucial.
once we solve that .. onto finding a 'donor'.

dj_rice
02-11-2011, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by moose911
we need terms and conditions on the "sucking".
e.g. deepthroating? stroking? spitting? calling him daddy?

the way i picture it.. im in there with my eyes closed just sucking. im not being anyones 'dirty boy'.

lawyers are crucial.
once we solve that .. onto finding a 'donor'.


Hmmmmm this was supposed to be a hypothetical thread but what you posted sounds like an experience

kvg
02-11-2011, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Disoblige
How about if you had to do it to another guy in front of kvg?


Fuck for $20,000,000 I'd help!!! :dunno:

JEFFRIX
02-11-2011, 11:57 PM
hope i win lotto max tomorrow just to show up at ur doors to all you hypocrites out there.. its 20 fuckinmillion get real bitches :poosie:

Disoblige
02-11-2011, 11:57 PM
k fine. I'll step it up. What if you had to do it to an older family member, like your father or grandpa, or both!

And you'll get 50 mill.

:rofl:

bourge73
02-12-2011, 12:00 AM
M.Alex put you up to this, now didnt he?

JEFFRIX
02-12-2011, 12:02 AM
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Benny
02-12-2011, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by Disoblige
k fine. I'll step it up. What if you had to do it to an older family member, like your father or grandpa, or both!

And you'll get 50 mill.

:rofl:

To pose another hypothetical question: As a father, would you be able to nut in your son's mouth?

:rofl:

revelations
02-12-2011, 12:41 AM
From the "being blowed" perspective - if I had 20million to spend on a damn blow job - SHE'd better be really hot and able to make that blow last for hours (ok maybe half an hour).

And why isnt this in ASK LEO yet :rofl:

M.alex
02-12-2011, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by bourge73
M.Alex put you up to this, now didnt he?

I'm just happy the thread title isn't 'Would you suck alex's dick for $20M' :facepalm:

FraserB
02-12-2011, 02:28 AM
Is it just you and the other guy? Or will everyone know where you got the money. Huge difference IMO.

BigMass
02-12-2011, 02:33 AM
I know some of you sick fucks would do it. Trust me, it’s not that bad

Grogador
02-12-2011, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by Disoblige
k fine. I'll step it up. What if you had to do it to an older family member, like your father or grandpa, or both!


Originally posted by Benny
To pose another hypothetical question: As a father, would you be able to nut in your son's mouth?


Originally posted by FraserB
Is it just you and the other guy? Or will everyone know where you got the money. Huge difference IMO.

Holy disturbing... ok, would you suck off your father/grandpa/most repulsive family member on broadcast TV and/or webstream? :eek:

BigMass
02-12-2011, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by Grogador






Holy disturbing... ok, would you suck off your father/grandpa/most repulsive family member on broadcast TV and/or webstream? :eek:

Could I wear a disguise?

Grogador
02-12-2011, 02:38 AM
Oh no, your name would be broadcast as well :nut:

Think maximum knob-gobbling public humiliation.

...for $20mil, or the $50mil that Disoblige has offered ;)

Tax free, lump sum, you choose form/method of payment

BigMass
02-12-2011, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Grogador
Oh no, your name would be broadcast as well :nut:

Think maximum knob-gobbling public humiliation.

...for $20mil, or the $50mil that Disoblige has offered ;)

Tax free, lump sum, you choose form/method of payment

For $20mil I’d eat that crusty 4 day old shit out of your grandpas dirty depends and suck the salty sweat off his hairy nut sack. For $50 mil? There’s nothing I wouldn’t do. Amputations, necrophilia, etc. You call the shots
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FraserB
02-12-2011, 02:50 AM
I'm gonna have to side with Cos and Phreak on this one, sure 20 mil would be nice but I probably couldn't live down the humiliation of it.

broken_legs
02-12-2011, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by BigMass
I know some of you sick fucks would do it. Trust me, it’s not that bad

Whhaaaaaaaaaaa????:confused:

Grogador
02-12-2011, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by BigMass
For $20mil I’d eat that crusty 4 day old shit out of your grandpas dirty depends and suck the salty sweat off his hairy nut sack. For $50 mil? There’s nothing I wouldn’t do. Amputations, necrophilia, etc. You call the shots

Haha fuck yes, anyone who answers otherwise needs to get their priorities in order :P I might draw the line at torture, mutilation, genocide or anything that might restrict my freedom, but try me...

I think the real question you should ask is "can I be drunk?"

Graham_A_M
02-12-2011, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by Spoons
No question about it... With lawyers and contracts there 100% yes.

While it is a pretty gay thing to do, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to get over it... And once rich I can fuck a mile long line of hot bitches that will more than make up for it... No one is expecting you to enjoy it.

To be honest, there really isn't too much I wouldn't do for 20 million... Come on guys it's 20 fucking million dollars. LOL So agreed.


I dont know, most people in this thread that say no would be happy to do it in real life. 20 million is an ass-ton of money, for 10 minutes of shame? I think most people would cross that path. ;)

rob the knob
02-12-2011, 07:58 AM
if you gay for pay for $20 million then you admit you are a whore and bisexual or gay. the next step is are you willing to do it for $1 million dollars? then you willing doing it for only a new car. then someone offers you $500. before your know it you are doing it for free.

4bier
02-12-2011, 08:24 AM
could you pay a gay guy 1 million to suck the dick for you and collect 19? we had the same thing at our work except it was sex for way less think 5 million and guys were sayin they would crazy

Tram Common
02-12-2011, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Grogador
Haha fuck yes, anyone who answers otherwise needs to get their priorities in order :P I might draw the line at torture, mutilation, genocide or anything that might restrict my freedom, but try me..

This is Beyond, the majority of the posters in this thread have not yet even received a blow job. They're too busy being homophobic hardasses on the Internets.

For 20 million dollars I would blow an entire football team... I would literally spend an entire day giving blowjobs for that kind of cash.

Disoblige
02-12-2011, 08:40 AM
Amputation IMO is absolutely not worth it. Limbs are priceless man.

K3RMiTdot
02-12-2011, 08:48 AM
hell yeah

95teetee
02-12-2011, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by rob the knob
if you gay for pay for $20 million then you admit you are a whore and bisexual or gay. a whore, yes. Gay? Not unless you're telling them to keep their money after you hoover that unit.

Sugarphreak
02-12-2011, 10:01 AM
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CMW403
02-12-2011, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by moose911
we need terms and conditions on the "sucking".
e.g. deepthroating? stroking? spitting? calling him daddy?

the way i picture it.. im in there with my eyes closed just sucking. im not being anyones 'dirty boy'.

lawyers are crucial.
once we solve that .. onto finding a 'donor'.

Wait... Why are you picturing it?

jaysas_63
02-12-2011, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak


I think you are missing the point of this question, it is a matter of morals. Other examples;

Would you shoot your grandma in the head for 20M?
Would you eat an earthworm for 20M
Would you rape a woman for 20M
Would you commit genocide for 20M

The point of the question is; are you corruptible by money?




i haven't been following this thread...but the fact that you're comparing blowing somebody to genocide, murder, and rape shows us what your sentiments to homosexuals are.

if a straight person gave a blow job to another man, that would only be considered "selling out on ones principal" if they believed blowing another man was fundamentally wrong. and again the only people which believe homosexuality is fundamentally wrong are bible thumpers, and homophobes.

the rest of guys (me included) are disgusted by the thought of sucking a mans dick, not because we think it is fundamentally wrong (or immoral), but rather because it is something we do not like to do. so giving a blow job would not make us a "sell out" (or immoral) it would just put us in a situation that we are uncomfortable in.

now killing somebody, raping somebody, or killing a race of people are most definitely things that i believe are fundamentally wrong, but then again those things have nothing to do with sucking dick

and i just want to clarify im not saying i would or wouldn't blow a man for 20 mili. i just wanted to say that you are incorrect for calling people who are willing to suck dick "sell outs" (unless they are bible thumping homophobes)

Guillermo
02-12-2011, 10:52 AM
what a silly, hypothetical question. it's like asking if you would choose to eat human flesh, or starve to death. OF COURSE YOU WOULD EAT HUMAN FLESH! but that doesn't necessarily make you a cannibal.

theken
02-12-2011, 10:57 AM
The question is very generalized to any dick, whoever had 20 million to give I would probably be like fuck yeah I'll suck your dick, when someone calls you a fag, you can say well at least it was (insert wicked person who would pay 20mill for a random dude off beyond to blow him's name) and it wouldn't be a big deal. So in short. Yes I would

Sugarphreak
02-12-2011, 10:59 AM
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Cos
02-12-2011, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Guillermo
what a silly, hypothetical question. it's like asking if you would choose to eat human flesh, or starve to death. OF COURSE YOU WOULD EAT HUMAN FLESH! but that doesn't necessarily make you a cannibal.

Poor example, you wont die if you dont get the 20 million.

DonJuan
02-12-2011, 11:14 AM
I look at it this way:

3 ways to earn 20 Million Dollars:

1. Suck a dick, get 20 Million.

2. Work hard in a white collar job making $500,000 per year over 40 years. and never spending a dime. Or lets say 20 years with some very lucrative investing, and still not spending a dime. Getting fucked by the corporate world for that time, and nobody likes you cuz you smell and eat outta the garbage cuz your a $500k/year bum.

3. Rob sumthin a like a bunch of banks or scam old people, internet scam of some sort, and be forever looking over your shoulder for the police, because if they find you, you will be in jail giving free blow jobs and getting passed around like currency for ten years with good dick sucking err I mean behavior, and no more 20 million.

One way or another... everyone has their price.

jaysas_63
02-12-2011, 11:18 AM
no worries i'll do the same with your post


Originally posted by Sugarphreak
Sorry I have to break your post up;



Each of those represents a different moral, but morals none the less. This is a moral question is it not?

Wrong... this has nothing to do with homophobia. The fundamental is believing that one man cannot give another man a blow job.

The fundamental is not doing things the individual finds personally degrading for monetary benefit.


homosexuality only becomes an issue of morality when u bring religion into the mix. it is after all religion that dictates to you that homosexuality is immoral.

therefore if an individual does not identify himself with a book that creates social deviants out of a group of people, that person wouldn't call homosexuality immoral.

(im not arguing whether or not religion is just in claiming homosexuality is immoral, im merely implicating that those who believe it is immoral are religious to a certain extent, which i believe to be a fair assumption)



Originally posted by Sugarphreak

Finding something disgusting, degrading or ultimately immoral is an individual right and not something to be determined by a group or society


disgusting, and immoral are two COMPLETELY different things, which is exactly what i am trying to argue. those secular straight men feel homosexuality is disgusting, but religious straight men may not only find it disgusting (unless they are a priest:rofl:--sorry had too) but they also find it IMMORAL, because that is what there school of thought has taught them.



Originally posted by Sugarphreak

I am glad you think that raping & genocide are fundamentally wrong... but the real question is how much money would you do it for?

again i dont kill because it is against my morals, and i would not kill for any amount of money for that exact reason. BUT nowhere in my list of immoral things is blowing another man.

Guillermo
02-12-2011, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Cos


Poor example, you wont die if you dont get the 20 million.

well, but, you'll be reborn, in a way :D

Sugarphreak
02-12-2011, 11:39 AM
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2002e46
02-12-2011, 12:13 PM
20 million bucks!? Id slober all over that thing and live a ballin' life afterwards with my wife...im pretty sure she would kill me if I turned that down!!

broken_legs
02-12-2011, 12:30 PM
Would you join in the human centipede for 20 million bucks?

Sugarphreak
02-12-2011, 12:44 PM
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Tomaz
02-12-2011, 12:57 PM
For $20 mill? Fuck yeah.

Ya'll can laugh now, but this cock-sucker would be driving a Bugatti by sundown!

Besides, if your good, the humiliation would only last 5 mins! Tops!

For $20 mill, I would be somebody's sex slave for a weekend. $20 mill is a lot of coin!

moose911
02-12-2011, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by broken_legs
Would you join in the human centipede for 20 million bucks?

ahahaha. on second thought, i think id rather eat shit.

KRyn
02-12-2011, 01:07 PM
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Idratherbsidewayz
02-12-2011, 01:13 PM
I agree with Phreak. It's the fact that no matter what you do with that money, you'll always know you sucked a dick for it. While the ballin life might be sweet at the beginning, you would be tormented by the experience for the rest of your life.

What if it was really degrading, like a bukkake, with everyone spitting on you and smacking you around. And you had to gargle ALL the cum. That kind of thing would stick with you for your whole life, not just for the hour or so duration.

FUCK that, who the hell needs $20 million anyway. I can make a decent living and have the things I want for waaay less than that.

Also, don't forget: Easy cum, easy go. That money would be blown before you knew it, leaving a gaping dick sized hole in your conscience...

Myrrinda
02-12-2011, 01:50 PM
I love that guys expect us girls to suck dick for free, but they wouldn't even do it for $20 million.

Idratherbsidewayz
02-12-2011, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Myrrinda
I love that guys expect us girls to suck dick for free, but they wouldn't even do it for $20 million.

Such a stupid comment. I'll eat pussy for days with no pay...

Tik-Tok
02-12-2011, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz

What if it was really degrading, like a bukkake, with everyone spitting on you and smacking you around. And you had to gargle ALL the cum.


Porn stars do that for about a grand :rofl:

norbel
02-12-2011, 02:26 PM
i would. and i'ld smile the whole time. money up front of course

moose911
02-12-2011, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz


Such a stupid comment. I'll eat pussy for days with no pay...

:thumbsup:

Onassis
02-12-2011, 03:40 PM
This thread reminds me of Tropic Thunder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEeNf_ASo90

2002e46
02-12-2011, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz
I agree with Phreak. It's the fact that no matter what you do with that money, you'll always know you sucked a dick for it. While the ballin life might be sweet at the beginning, you would be tormented by the experience for the rest of your life.

What if it was really degrading, like a bukkake, with everyone spitting on you and smacking you around. And you had to gargle ALL the cum. That kind of thing would stick with you for your whole life, not just for the hour or so duration.

FUCK that, who the hell needs $20 million anyway. I can make a decent living and have the things I want for waaay less than that.

Also, don't forget: Easy cum, easy go. That money would be blown before you knew it, leaving a gaping dick sized hole in your conscience...

Well...if it was something super humiliating and degrading then I'd think twice about it, but straight up close your eyes and give it a good shot for 20 million I would never regret doing it. 20 million would change your life and your families life significantly and allow you to fufill all of your dreams. I would probably puke for a week but Im pretty sure I would do it.

turbotrip
02-12-2011, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX


What if Allah was cool with it, and you didn't have to worry about the afterlife?

You can pretend it's a donair.

ahh well in that case i would take the 20 mill and hire a donair lover like your dad who would do it for $200, and keep the difference :thumbsup: