B-Day Ideas for Him....

[gts_gurl]

Hey guys and gals… The SO’s bday is coming up next month, and I’m kinda stuck at what to get/do for him. He has enough clothing/cologne/watches etc etc to open up his own retail shop… so material gifts are kinda out.. unless it’s something he doesn’t have and will absolutely love – I just can’t think of it on my own lol…

I’ve gone over a few ideas, but as a guy in your mid 20’s which would you prefer… or what other things might you like better (and girls – something your bf’s/hubby’s loved…)

Idea #1 – Bal en Blanc in Montreal – Fly out a couple days before the party to do the touristy thing....

Idea #2 – Day of pampering – B-fast in bed, spa, nice dinner

Idea #3 – A guys day with no complaints – pizza, beer, sports, COD….

They are all so different, but if you had to choose, which one would you like the best?

Thank you :)

[rufi0]

Breakfast in bed would be pretty sweet. How about organizing a suprise birthday party? Or make him his favorite cake?

[Zephyr]

Cook him steak with bacon, while nude.

[stealth141]

Originally posted by gts_gurl

Idea #2 – Day of pampering – B-fast in bed, spa, nice dinner, head in bed, lunch in bed. Back massage in bed, laid in bed, some video games in bed. Mid sandwich break. Late night snack, in bed.



Thank you :)

[arian_ma]

Going to Montreal should always trump all other ideas. Especially if you've never been there before.

[adidas]

Send him to vegas with 2 of his buddies.

He will never complain to you again, trust me.

[oupzwrongthread]

Originally posted by gts_gurl


Idea #3 – A guys day with no complaints – pizza, beer, sports, COD….



ON a regular day, would you complain about this? Guys nights with no complaints is what will keep a guy wanting to be with you. Just a suggestion.

Other than that - make breakfast naked then drive him to the airport and send him to vegas with a mitt full of $100's.

[drtoohotty1]

PIITB :dunno:

[Freeskier]

+1

[z24_wheels]

+2

[Tik-Tok]

These are excerpts from a thread last year about fathers day... but it also applies to b-days...

#2 best fits this, but needs modification.


I want to wake up to you sucking my cock. Defined, this means that I'm asleep and you go down on me while I'm asleep, not after 45 minutes of me pretending to be asleep and dreaming of winning the blow job lottery. Please skip the requisite if-I-have-to sigh and eye rolling for one day.

I want a breakfast including eggs, bacon, and fresh fruit. No carb-packed wheat-byproducts, nothing frozen, nothing out of a box, and especially nothing in individually wrapped servings.

I want to have a fun day doing anything except what is on the honey-do list. Anything on the do-honey list is perfectly OK.

Examples:
Giving me grief while watching Nascar Sunday is not a good idea.
Giving me head while watching Nascar Sunday is a great idea.
Asking me to dig some holes in the backyard is not a good idea.
Asking me to plug your hole in your backdoor is a great idea.
Taking the kids out for a while and letting me nap would be nice.
Taking my cock out and sucking it after my nap would be nicer.

For dinner, I want a slab of red meat. Fresh, premium, not shrink wrapped. BBQ'd, not nuked or broiled. Rare. So rare a good veterinarian can revive it. A tall, cold beer. And fresh vegetables on the side, although it's unlikely I'll eat them, so I don't know why I bothered mentioning them.

I want sex. Uninhibited, sweaty, porn star sex. Gone for the night is the bored housewife in boring clothes reading a boring book, I am going to be the dominant male and you to be my submissive anything-to-please-daddy fuck-slut.

I want you wearing something erotic. Defined, 'erotic' includes leather, lace, high heels, crotchless, racy, etc. 'Erotic' probably includes that thing you bought for Valentines Day two years ago that never made it out of the drawer. 'Erotic' does not include baggy jammies, grandma underwear, furry slippers, sweatpants, sweatshirts, sweatsocks, or the asexual garments you wear the other 364 days.

I want my cock sucked again, deep throated, like you can't get enough, and when I cum, I want you to savor it like it's Godiva white chocolate. Don't give me that 'it tastes funny'crap; lick it up and suck it up and smile all the way.

I want you fucking me like its the last dick you'll be getting for a while. Acceptable positions are on your knees, on top, doggie style, bent over, hanging from the ceiling, pretty much anything except missionary on the bed. Slap your ass cheeks, rub your clit, pinch your nipples, talk dirty, suck me often, and most importantly, finger your ass. Finger your ass until its ready for my cock, then beg for my cock up your ass and fuck it like you did with your pussy.

When I cum, yes, I'm cumming in your ass. I don't care if you get the runs tomorrow, I am cumming in your ass. Because it feels great. And then I'll fuck your ass until I'm limp and resigned to waiting another 365 days to tap your ass again.

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[Freeskier]

AAaaaand there's your answer. Actually burst out laughing reading that. :rofl:

[hampstor]

Originally posted by Zephyr
Cook him steak with bacon, while nude.

Cooking bacon in the nude should be an extreme sport.

[Mitsu3000gt]

+3

Let him PIITB. Guaranteed best "present" he's ever got, unless that's the norm for you guys anyways haha.

[89coupe]

My lady always hosts me a big party, she cators/cooks/ and supplies all the booze. We invite everyone over and have a blast.

Best bday present ever! I love celebrating with friends, so I can't think of a better way to celebrate a bday.

[Feruk]

Originally posted by 89coupe
My lady always hosts me a big party, she cators/cooks/ and supplies all the booze. We invite everyone over and have a blast.

Best bday present ever! I love celebrating with friends, so I can't think of a better way to celebrate a bday.
Dinner party? Sounds like something Mary Poppins would enjoy too.

[89coupe]

Originally posted by Feruk

Dinner party? Sounds like something Mary Poppins would enjoy too.

Maybe.

Who doesn't enjoy free food and drink?:dunno:

[legendboy]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
These are excerpts from a thread last year about fathers day... but it also applies to b-days...

#2 best fits this, but needs modification.


I want to wake up to you sucking my cock. Defined, this means that I'm asleep and you go down on me while I'm asleep, not after 45 minutes of me pretending to be asleep and dreaming of winning the blow job lottery. Please skip the requisite if-I-have-to sigh and eye rolling for one day.

I want a breakfast including eggs, bacon, and fresh fruit. No carb-packed wheat-byproducts, nothing frozen, nothing out of a box, and especially nothing in individually wrapped servings.

I want to have a fun day doing anything except what is on the honey-do list. Anything on the do-honey list is perfectly OK.

Examples:
Giving me grief while watching Nascar Sunday is not a good idea.
Giving me head while watching Nascar Sunday is a great idea.
Asking me to dig some holes in the backyard is not a good idea.
Asking me to plug your hole in your backdoor is a great idea.
Taking the kids out for a while and letting me nap would be nice.
Taking my cock out and sucking it after my nap would be nicer.

For dinner, I want a slab of red meat. Fresh, premium, not shrink wrapped. BBQ'd, not nuked or broiled. Rare. So rare a good veterinarian can revive it. A tall, cold beer. And fresh vegetables on the side, although it's unlikely I'll eat them, so I don't know why I bothered mentioning them.

I want sex. Uninhibited, sweaty, porn star sex. Gone for the night is the bored housewife in boring clothes reading a boring book, I am going to be the dominant male and you to be my submissive anything-to-please-daddy fuck-slut.

I want you wearing something erotic. Defined, 'erotic' includes leather, lace, high heels, crotchless, racy, etc. 'Erotic' probably includes that thing you bought for Valentines Day two years ago that never made it out of the drawer. 'Erotic' does not include baggy jammies, grandma underwear, furry slippers, sweatpants, sweatshirts, sweatsocks, or the asexual garments you wear the other 364 days.

I want my cock sucked again, deep throated, like you can't get enough, and when I cum, I want you to savor it like it's Godiva white chocolate. Don't give me that 'it tastes funny'crap; lick it up and suck it up and smile all the way.

I want you fucking me like its the last dick you'll be getting for a while. Acceptable positions are on your knees, on top, doggie style, bent over, hanging from the ceiling, pretty much anything except missionary on the bed. Slap your ass cheeks, rub your clit, pinch your nipples, talk dirty, suck me often, and most importantly, finger your ass. Finger your ass until its ready for my cock, then beg for my cock up your ass and fuck it like you did with your pussy.

When I cum, yes, I'm cumming in your ass. I don't care if you get the runs tomorrow, I am cumming in your ass. Because it feels great. And then I'll fuck your ass until I'm limp and resigned to waiting another 365 days to tap your ass again.

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haha nice, i was thinking wtf are the blowjobs and anal in this thread. Thanks for comming through

[kvg]

Originally posted by drtoohotty1
PIITB :dunno:



Originally posted by Freeskier
+1



Originally posted by z24_wheels
+2



Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
+3

Let him PIITB. Guaranteed best "present" he's ever got, unless that's the norm for you guys anyways haha.


Common theme?:rofl:

[Idratherbsidewayz]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
Idea #1 – Bal en Blanc in Montreal – Fly out a couple days before the party to do the touristy thing....

And let him PIITB while you're both all ecstasied out.

[derpderp]

Originally posted by Freeskier
AAaaaand there's your answer. Actually burst out laughing reading that. :rofl:

Me too, damn. :rofl: :rofl:

[Graham_A_M]

Go with a few best friends to Montreal. Spend a weekend there :dunno:

[Darkane]

LOL at the non-complaining for a day #3.. Jesus.

Anyway here is my take:

All you guys with the special sex ... WTF?! If you accept it guess what - IT BECOMES SPECIAL SEX!

If you want to fuck her in the ass on a wednesday afternoon, she'd better be along for the ride. No birthday sex bullshit.

This is how it should be, no special treatment for special days.

I'm going to reward my partner with what they really want only on the days that are special. Nah..

/Rant

Back on topic -

Do this with the outmost joyful, satisfied, pleasured look on your face:

-clean his shower
-Clean the pubes on the bathroom floor
-Clean all his skid-marked white underware
-Clean the fucking dryer Vent - For fuck sakes
-Clean behind the stove
-cook him some real meals
-make him homemade dessert, seriously


It's so simple. Give him a blowjob while he Watches Netflix, or plays video games, or takes a dump.

Just please him.

[gmoney82]

give him a hall pass

[oupzwrongthread]

Originally posted by Darkane



It's so simple. Give him a blowjob ... takes a dump.



A frumpy - Good times.

[RnAoDm]

Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz


And let him PIITB while you're both all ecstasied out.

This is clearly the best idea here....


But seriously,
Montreal takes the cake by far!

[Mitsu3000gt]

I like how the OP is absent from this thread after she found out what guys really want haha.

[89coupe]

The way the majority of the guys are responding in this thread makes me think like they have never gotten a BJ or sex in general.

Pretty pathetic...LOL.

L O S E R S! :rofl:

[chkolny541]

^^ lol you shouldnt be talking papa-coupe:rofl:

[89coupe]

Originally posted by chkolny541
^^ lol you shouldnt be talking papa-coupe:rofl:

Why?

[gts_gurl]

Thanks for the responses that didn’t involve getting laid or getting a BJ – those kinda things occur on the regular in relationships, so no need to make it happen on special occasions only…

Flights booked for MTL :D Should be an awesome time!

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
those kinda things occur on the regular in relationships, so no need to make it happen on special occasions only…


I breathe air on a regular basis... doesn't mean I don't want to breathe on my birthday too.

[gts_gurl]

^^ fair enough, but some of the guys in here made it seem like that's ALL they would want.... obviously that stuff is a given... it's not just a special occasion thing :poosie:

[Freeskier]

Nice, I was gonna come looking for what you actually ended up doing. Montreal is such a fun city. I'm sure you'll have a great time.

[project240]

Originally posted by 89coupe
The way the majority of the guys are responding in this thread makes me think like they have never gotten a BJ or sex in general.

Pretty pathetic...LOL.

L O S E R S! :rofl:

Remember folks, don`t feel too insulted because this is coming from the guy who has a tea party for his birthday.

On a more serious note, Did you have a Pinata at your last Birthday Bash? That would be so much fun! :rofl: Can't believe these other pathetic losers are talking about blowjobs and sex.

[89coupe]

Originally posted by project240


Remember folks, don`t feel too insulted because this is coming from the guy who has a tea party for his birthday.

On a more serious note, Did you have a Pinata at your last Birthday Bash? That would be so much fun! :rofl: Can't believe these other pathetic losers are talking about blowjobs and sex.

Like the OP said, its a regular occurance, meaning, not that special.

The "boys" who have been posting about BJ's and Sex talk like its some magical thing. OMG! L O O O S E R S!

Tea party? More like, Beer, Rye, Vodka & Wine, along with some very tasty apps.

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
^^ fair enough, but some of the guys in here made it seem like that's ALL they would want.... obviously that stuff is a given... it's not just a special occasion thing :poosie:
Lol I was rolling my eyes with half the retarded shit in this thread :facepalm:
I was wondering if the beyond demographic now included junior high kids
Good on ya for going to Montreal, I'm sure you'll have a blast! ;)

[sputnik]

Originally posted by gts_gurl
Idea #3 – A guys day with no complaints

How about you stop complaining for good.

Sad when a good birthday gift is considered a day without nagging.

[Jlude]

Originally posted by 89coupe


Like the OP said, its a regular occurance, meaning, not that special.

The "boys" who have been posting about BJ's and Sex talk like its some magical thing. OMG! L O O O S E R S!

Tea party? More like, Beer, Rye, Vodka & Wine, along with some very tasty apps.

I really hope your wife/gf has the majority of influence on your son, because the Calgary doesn't need another guy like you. :facepalm:



Originally posted by Graham_A_M

Lol I was rolling my eyes with half the retarded shit in this thread :facepalm:
I was wondering if the beyond demographic now included junior high kids
Good on ya for going to Montreal, I'm sure you'll have a blast! ;)

No different than the retarded shit in almost ALL of your posts. You're almost as bad as 89coupe...

[89coupe]

Originally posted by Jlude


I really hope your wife/gf has the majority of influence on your son, because the Calgary doesn't need another guy like you. :facepalm:




No different than the retarded shit in almost ALL of your posts. You're almost as bad as 89coupe...

Why? Because I think its pathetic that the majority of the guys in this thread think a great Bday party consists of a Blow Job and Anal Sex?

LOL, ooooookaaaay. :rofl:

:facepalm:

[Jlude]

Originally posted by 89coupe


Why? Because I think its pathetic that the majority of the guys in this thread think a great Bday party consists of a Blow Job and Anal Sex?

LOL, ooooookaaaay. :rofl:

:facepalm:

No, It's because you're pathetic and condescending.

[Mitsu3000gt]

I don't think many people get to PIITB regularly. I think that is a perfectly legitimate "gift".

The no complaining thing for a day is BS. That should never occur.

[89coupe]

Originally posted by Jlude


No, It's because you're pathetic and condescending.



Hahahaha...oh oh so sorry.....LOL...sniff sniff.:cry:

:rofl:

[gts_gurl]

Originally posted by sputnik


How about you stop complaining for good.

Sad when a good birthday gift is considered a day without nagging.

lol, it was a joke....... I don't actually complain about having a guys day, I encourage them ;)

[sputnik]

Originally posted by 89coupe


Why? Because I think its pathetic that the majority of the guys in this thread think a great Bday party consists of a Blow Job and Anal Sex?

LOL, ooooookaaaay. :rofl:

:facepalm:

This coming from the same guy who dedicated an entire thread about shit stained undies.

[max_boost]

Did someone forget to mention a 3some? lol

Grab your best friend, hopefully she is hot and get it on. LOL

[Jlude]

Originally posted by 89coupe




Hahahaha...oh oh so sorry.....LOL...sniff sniff.:cry:

:rofl:

:rofl: You need a user title... I think "I'm better than you!" would be suiting.



Originally posted by max_boost
Did someone forget to mention a 3some? lol

Grab your best friend, hopefully she is hot and get it on. LOL


In comes 89coupe with "That's normal!! LOL OMG"

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by 89coupe


Why? Because I think its pathetic that the majority of the guys in this thread think a great Bday party consists of a Blow Job and Anal Sex?

LOL, ooooookaaaay. :rofl:

:facepalm:

I'd say a good Friday would consist of this. :thumbsup:

[gmoney82]

Originally posted by 89coupe
The way the majority of the guys are responding in this thread makes me think like they have never gotten a BJ or sex in general.

Pretty pathetic...LOL.

L O S E R S! :rofl:

says the guy who starts threads about skid marks :thumbsup:

[89coupe]

LOL, what a bunch of wet noodles, I swear this site is full of Nancies.


:cry:


:rofl:

[Kg810]

lol 89coupe is always waiting for a chance to get all serious and look down on people. I don't think he is that bad, but if he were a lot more humbler and modest on a lot of topics, people wouldn't hate on him as much.

I for one was reading this thread as a bunch of guys having a hilarious time just making dumb guy comments, I thought that was pretty obvious with the PITTB comments. They were just having fun with the OP, so really no need to get all serious and tout around.

I personally feel that 89coupe will continue acting the way he is, thinking he is normal, until an even greater <whatever you guys want to call it> comes along and does it to him.


89coupe, could you just go along with this and answer the following questions?

What would you do on an regular expensive evening out with the wife?

What do you do for special occassions?

What school did you go to and what is your degree?

What company do you work for and how much do you make?

What car do you drive?

When did you buy your first home, how much was it and how big is it?

How many girlfriends have you had?

How many girls have you had sex with?

How often do you have sex now with your wife?

How old is your kid and what is he capable of?

[89coupe]

You got part of it right.

People can't give an honest answer for the simple reason that the maturity level on this site is that of an 18 year old.

I realize this of course and respond in such a way that gets the appropriate response.

Hook, line, & sinker...LOL

So much fun.:rofl:

[nickyh]

Skipped over all the obvious male posts and what they want, and will provide a PG ladies version of what I got my husband for his birthday last year.

His bday is in the summer, so last year I was his "shuttle-bitch" for the day while he rode Moose Mtn, and he also likes to play online games, so I bought him some online funds and left him alone without bitching about him being on the computer.

Then it's the other typical non-PG activities....

[Kg810]

lol :rofl:

All I understood was that you clearly look down on this forum, yet you are on here regularly, you feel that this forum is a bunch of immature 18 year olds, yet you are here posting more than most people, and that this is one of your "fun" activities.

Can you explain why you won't answer those questions? You've already posted most of that information all over the forum anyways, so why not answer them now? :dunno: :zzz:

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by Jlude


:rofl: You need a user title... I think &quot;I'm better than you!&quot; would be suiting.





In comes 89coupe with &quot;That's normal!! LOL OMG&quot;

I was thinking holier than thou :thumbsup:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by Kg810
lol 89coupe is always waiting for a chance to get all serious and look down on people. I don't think he is that bad, but if he were a lot more humbler and modest on a lot of topics, people wouldn't hate on him as much.

I for one was reading this thread as a bunch of guys having a hilarious time just making dumb guy comments, I thought that was pretty obvious with the PITTB comments. They were just having fun with the OP, so really no need to get all serious and tout around.

I personally feel that 89coupe will continue acting the way he is, thinking he is normal, until an even greater &lt;whatever you guys want to call it&gt; comes along and does it to him.


89coupe, could you just go along with this and answer the following questions?

What would you do on an regular expensive evening out with the wife?

What do you do for special occassions?

What school did you go to and what is your degree?

What company do you work for and how much do you make?

What car do you drive?

When did you buy your first home, how much was it and how big is it?

How many girlfriends have you had?

How many girls have you had sex with?

How often do you have sex now with your wife?

How old is your kid and what is he capable of?

1. Take her to Il Sogno
2. Works for oil and gas company.
3. Makes around $100k
4. G35
5. First house in the NW for $200K
6. More than you
7. More than you
8. More than you
9. Just born so we don't know yet.

:thumbsup: :rofl: :drama: :whocares:

Now that oil is at $107. You guys just wait, as oil prices go up, so does 89coupe's doucheness level. They rise together. haha

[89coupe]

Originally posted by max_boost


1. Take her to Il Sogno
2. Works for oil and gas company.
3. Makes around $100k
4. G35
5. First house in the NW for $200K
6. More than you
7. More than you
8. More than you
9. Just born so we don't know yet.

:thumbsup: :rofl: :drama: :whocares:

Now that oil is at $107. You guys just wait, as oil prices go up, so does 89coupe's doucheness level. They rise together. haha

LOL, your comments always make laugh, in a good way...LOL:rofl:

[Kg810]

Originally posted by max_boost


1. Take her to Il Sogno
2. Works for oil and gas company.
3. Makes around $100k
4. G35
5. First house in the NW for $200K
6. More than you
7. More than you
8. More than you
9. Just born so we don't know yet.

:thumbsup: :rofl: :drama: :whocares:

Now that oil is at $107. You guys just wait, as oil prices go up, so does 89coupe's doucheness level. They rise together. haha

:rofl:

lol damnit, I wanted him to answer the questions. Now my plan has been ruined! :cry:

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by Jlude


I really hope your wife/gf has the majority of influence on your son, because the Calgary doesn't need another guy like you. :facepalm:




No different than the retarded shit in almost ALL of your posts. You're almost as bad as 89coupe...
With the shit you post and define as "retarded" ; I may as well take that as a compliment.
:thumbsup:

any other insults you want to toss out there?

[msommers]

Oddly, this thread turned out fairly close to how I expected :rofl:

[redline]

Originally posted by max_boost


1. Take her to Il Sogno
2. Works for oil and gas company.
3. Makes around $100k
4. G35
5. First house in the NW for $200K
6. More than the entire site
7. More than the entire site
8. More than the entire site
9. Just born so 10x more then you.

:thumbsup: :rofl: :drama: :whocares:

Now that oil is at $107. You guys just wait, as oil prices go up, so does 89coupe's doucheness level. They rise together. haha

fixed

[Jlude]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M

With the shit you post and define as &quot;retarded&quot; ; I may as well take that as a compliment.
:thumbsup:

any other insults you want to toss out there?

Oh no... are you upset because I insulted you, after you called someone that same thing.