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heavyfuel
05-29-2011, 08:00 PM
I don't get why somebody would want that on their license plate, or why the registry would even allow it! Those of you who know what a hot carl is will understand. Fuckin' gross!

http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j416/nwscrappers/hotcarl.jpg

Twin_Cam_Turbo
05-29-2011, 08:01 PM
:rofl:

GQBalla
05-29-2011, 08:03 PM
A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

LOL that's awesome

ExtraSlow
05-29-2011, 08:28 PM
Leave my plate alone.

Xtrema
05-29-2011, 08:29 PM
:rofl:

jsn
05-29-2011, 08:31 PM
:rofl: Almost as good as the Bukakke one someone on beyond had a while ago. Can't remember who it was.

soloracer
05-31-2011, 09:36 PM
I wonder if he wears this shirt:

http://www.zazzle.ca/hot_carl_and_the_cleveland_steamers_world_tour_93_tshirt-235247933509066804

mowglee
06-02-2011, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by soloracer
I wonder if he wears this shirt:

http://www.zazzle.ca/hot_carl_and_the_cleveland_steamers_world_tour_93_tshirt-235247933509066804

lmao that is so gross

Tik-Tok
06-02-2011, 12:36 PM
I wonder how many drunk people have shit on his hood :rofl:

ercchry
06-02-2011, 01:11 PM
saw that last year :rofl:

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/29674_423136988637_504953637_5367585_3807432_n.jpg

Swank
06-04-2011, 11:14 AM
Hot Karl
The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.
Hot Karl Candy Cane
A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.

:rofl:

ricosuave
06-10-2011, 03:19 PM
or, you know, maybe the drivers name is Carl and he is pretty high on himself?

Point4Dave
06-27-2011, 10:09 AM
hahaha

JohnnySand
06-28-2011, 08:38 PM
I thought a hot carl was shitting inside of a tube sock, then taking the warm soggy production and boffing someone across the face with it ?

top_speed
06-28-2011, 09:04 PM
^^that's called the bean carl.....

revelations
06-28-2011, 09:24 PM
My god I'm out of touch with various sexual terminology.



The best part is that he is driving a Vulva.

z06power
07-01-2011, 02:42 PM
Guess felt the need to alienate himself from Volvo owner stereotypes

BokCh0y
07-01-2011, 04:27 PM
:rofl:

Point4Dave
07-06-2011, 02:29 PM
not to be confused with a 'warm carl'

heavyfuel
10-30-2012, 05:29 PM
WTF lol why did I spot this one again hahaha


http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr150/2500calgary/IMG-20121030-00280.jpg

Sugarphreak
10-30-2012, 05:33 PM
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Maxx Mazda
10-30-2012, 06:25 PM
Is the hot carl the same as a Cleveland steamer?

tobypaddock
10-30-2012, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by GQBalla
A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

also know as "glass-bottom boat"

xnvy
10-30-2012, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Maxx Mazda
Is the hot carl the same as a Cleveland steamer? According to my roommate a Cleveland steamer is a Hot Carl but delivered on the chest as opposed to the face. Apparently the deliverer of the Cleveland Steamer will often "pat down" his payload with his member or *and this is very important* sits down and rubs it with his posterior in a manner akin to a steam roller. Won't someone please think of the children.

Graham_A_M
10-30-2012, 09:29 PM
If anybody is unsure of the terminology....

www.urbandictionary.com