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afrotl
06-08-2011, 10:39 AM
Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

Husband claims "anything is possible"

07 May 2010 13:45 | by Dean Wilson in Dublin | posted in Internet

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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

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“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.



Read more: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant#ixzz1OhSPVEeV

G-ZUS
06-08-2011, 10:43 AM
:facepalm:

npham
06-08-2011, 10:44 AM
repost

shakalaka
06-08-2011, 10:45 AM
I am pretty sure this is old news, otherwise the same thing has deff happened before.

What a fucking joke nonetheless..,

Tik-Tok
06-08-2011, 10:46 AM
I hope to god you posted, knowing it was a fake story, by The Sensacionalista, a Brazilian version of "The Onion"

Mitsu3000gt
06-08-2011, 10:46 AM
Old news, and this was confirmed a hoax.

spikerS
06-08-2011, 10:49 AM
this guy has just enough brain cells to be suspicious, but we all know he is just a meat shield in the military.

chkolny541
06-08-2011, 10:52 AM
OP you must be new..

afrotl
06-08-2011, 11:10 AM
Lol sorry it was a repost did a quick search but did not see it. It was just forwarded to me first time seeing it.