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[GaGe]
06-22-2011, 03:52 PM
Link (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/losts-doug-hutchinson-weds-16-old-185050075.html)

Charlie Sheen is no longer my hero hahah :bigpimp:

Tik-Tok
06-22-2011, 03:53 PM
Nice.

That "16 year old" sure as fuck doesn't look 16 though

SScott
06-22-2011, 03:53 PM
U JELLY BRO?

AaronK
06-22-2011, 04:00 PM
Yeah she def doesnt look 16

Tik-Tok
06-22-2011, 04:03 PM
http://cdn02.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Courtney_Alexis_Stodden_June21newsnea.jpg
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/courtney_alexis_stodden_marries_doug_hutchison_06.jpg
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/courtney_alexis_stodden_marries_doug_hutchison_03.jpg
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/courtney_alexis_stodden_marries_doug_hutchison_04.jpg


edit: She looks like a younger Elizabeth Mitchell (Juliet on Lost)

http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Elizabeth_Mitchell/ActressEliza_Vespa_55792178.jpg

JfuckinC
06-22-2011, 04:06 PM
she looks 28 haha

kvg
06-22-2011, 04:15 PM
That a hard 16:eek: she looks 40:eek:

Good for him, I GUESS:dunno:

schocker
06-22-2011, 04:16 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/hvqpa0.jpg

rufi0
06-22-2011, 04:36 PM
dOrD5kqyov0

:hitit:

trashy music though :barf:

Tik-Tok
06-22-2011, 04:37 PM
Holy fawk, that made my ears bleed.

Mibz
06-22-2011, 04:47 PM
Production value is through the roof!

Those fake lips add 30 years to her.

schocker
06-22-2011, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Holy fawk, that made my ears bleed.
I wouldn't put it on her, I would put it in her, nom sayin' :poosie:

The song though, wtf was that :rofl:

Xtrema
06-22-2011, 04:58 PM
Plastic Surgery fucked up?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dOrD5kqyov0/0.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDm2HmLnta43k8SeN_lI2pOVsjVPRmbq81KF_9HUZURFJ-S7f2&t=1



Regardless.....
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/busey_clapping.gif

kvg
06-22-2011, 04:58 PM
That video looks like it was done on an iphone with a stereo playing in the back ground.:rofl:

95teetee
06-22-2011, 06:12 PM
since he looks like Peter Loubardias, he's still doing alright.

Kona9
06-22-2011, 06:35 PM
Her iPhone/boat Audio video flunked, so marrying old balls was a way to put her on the map. They will be done in no time. Any guy that is cool with putting up with the shit any 18-20ish chick has to shell out, either has an alterior motive, or is just....well.....plain bent!

Mar
06-22-2011, 07:22 PM
She's fucking hideous.

beyond_ban
06-22-2011, 08:11 PM
She looks like plastic and her music would make milk curdle. BUUUUT 51 marrying a 16 year old? That deserves a tip of the hat no matter what.

TomcoPDR
06-22-2011, 08:24 PM
So in the States, that's not statutory rape? Or its ok if you marry.

kvg
06-22-2011, 08:30 PM
How old was he when she started "dating" her. Just wait 2 years, He'll file for divorce because she got

http://pedobear.3hoursites.com/imgs/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg

TomcoPDR
06-22-2011, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by kvg
How old was he when she started "dating" her. Just wait 2 years, He'll file for divorce because she got

http://pedobear.3hoursites.com/imgs/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg

Then she gets half. Or rather, would she be considered "LOST"??? :nut:

kvg
06-22-2011, 08:48 PM
Hey can a minor sign a pre-nup as minors can't enter in to a contract? maybe he is secretly broke.........
SURPRISE!!!
http://thumbnails22.imagebam.com/7678/c598bf76774767.gif

Mar
06-23-2011, 12:11 AM
I don't think it's statutory if her parents agree. And there's the unlikely possibility they haven't had sex.

SScott
06-23-2011, 08:40 AM
^ yeah maybe he likes her for her personality!

arian_ma
06-23-2011, 09:04 AM
Anyone remember this guy from the X-Files?
Creepiest fucker on the show.
http://images.wikia.com/x-files/images/0/0b/Eugene_Victor_Tooms.jpg

sputnik
06-23-2011, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by arian_ma
Anyone remember this guy from the X-Files?
Creepiest fucker on the show.
http://images.wikia.com/x-files/images/0/0b/Eugene_Victor_Tooms.jpg

BEST EPISODE EVER!

heavyD
06-23-2011, 09:23 AM
I can't believe she's 16. She looks like a 35 year old hollywood reject. What's the over/under on the inevitable divorce?

Chester
06-23-2011, 09:36 AM
She is going to age badly if that's what she looks like at 16.

JAYMEZ
06-23-2011, 10:36 AM
Wow she is old looking for 16... Oh well , she just got famous because of this , to bad its in a negative way lol.

thrasher22
06-23-2011, 05:39 PM
Fuck that, she looks like a poorly aged 30 year old. I'm 25 and I still wouldn't hook up with a 16 year old :barf:

jonnycat
06-27-2011, 02:13 PM
http://img1.jurko.net/wall/paper/x_files_23.jpg

But I just can not.

Unknown303
06-27-2011, 02:42 PM
That is the dream right there...

b_t
06-27-2011, 02:46 PM
i disagree with all of you. so what she looks like a hot 30 year old at 16. if she can stay that way until she's 30 (not unlikely!), and then age gracefully from then on... GOD DAMN

GQBalla
06-27-2011, 03:08 PM
i thought she was a cougar....

good for him

Mar
06-27-2011, 07:18 PM
So I'm imagining someone telling me, "In 4 years I'm going to have sex with my wife and we're going to have a baby about 5 years from now. You're going to marry that baby."

But that's pretty much what happened, the guy was 35 when she was born.

sputnik
06-27-2011, 08:49 PM
Perhaps they are the same age as she is stuck in a flashback while he flashed forward.

Those Dharma Initiative guys are all a bit odd too... so who knows.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TOGxMt_3cA4/TFrjmCRQERI/AAAAAAAAAb8/4m6C-9PunGk/s1600/Lost.jpg

Rat Fink
06-27-2011, 09:32 PM
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treg50
06-30-2011, 10:39 AM
DAMAGED GOODS... applies to either of them.