Moonlight Grey 335i ---> Who are you!?

[E90Vader]

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[Jetta-2.0]

ur a noob speeding is still speeding:thumbsdow

[FraserB]

Beyond General Car Chat: Men seeking men for causal encounters.

[SlickA70]

Originally posted by E90Vader
I was thoroughly impressed!! It was.. Almost... as big as mine:drool: You got the jump start but I was reeling you in quite nicely after I knew what was going on!

[Disoblige]

^^ LOL.

[Seikencube]

^^

LOL?

[SlickA70]

^^
*facepalm*

[Wannago]

Vader, why don't you take it to Race City tonight and then come back here and post your 11-second time slips?

Don't let getting beat by a 4 door sedan with a bike hanging off the back end get you down...(even though he lifted).

It happens. There's enough street heroes on here...take it to the track.

[sillysod]

http://chan.catiewayne.com/p/src/130239653521.jpg

[03ozwhip]

Originally posted by Wannago
Vader, why don't you take it to Race City tonight and then come back here and post your 11-second time slips?

Don't let getting beat by a 4 door sedan with a bike hanging off the back end get you down...(even though he lifted).

It happens. There's enough street heroes on here...take it to the track.

come on, like youve never done it. anyone that says they havent is a fucking liar. dont try and be an internet hero. if ya didnt, you wouldnt be boasting about your "fastest production car in the world". hypocrite.

[NoMoreG35]

^ Totally agree.

[slowboy]

Originally posted by E90Vader
I was finally able to tune my car to run a custom JB4 map last night, 15.5PSI peak W/O Meth! Timing is perfect, intake temps were good. So I'm sure I gave you a little surprise!

Sounds more like he surprised you.

[colinxx235]

^

double surprise buttsecks? :rofl:

[bigbadboss101]

There was a track day last night (Thursday) with BMW.

[gpomp]

Originally posted by Wannago
Vader, why don't you take it to Race City tonight and then come back here and post your 11-second time slips?
:thumbsup:

[bspot]

Hey guys I was racing this really really fast car, but I was even faster.

I wasn't coming on here to brag about how fast my car is, I was just wondering if this cool bro from my story was here.

[C4S]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Isaiah]

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[Skyline_Addict]

taking bets for how long E90Vader lasts on beyond!

[E90Vader]

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[ekguy]

even if the speed limit is 110 you'd reach it in like 3 seconds so we all know you both went faster.

Try plenty of fish to find men, beyond is a forum not a dating service.

[SScott]

Meth is a hell of a drug

[E90Vader]

I don't like POF. To many crazies..

[ekguy]

Then try e-harmony.

[gretz]

Originally posted by E90Vader
Haha, beyond is allways good for a good Laugh!
Could care less what everyone else says, I just wanted to touch dicks with that guy.

As per the other post he didn't beat me:)

>>You were reeling him in? sounds like a losers excuse

However I was impressed that he kept up as well as he did. He must be pushing atleast 390 - 400 WHP Just wondering what his modications were.

>>What are you basing that off of? What did your car make (not "what do you think it makes")

I'll try to make it to the track one of these nights, I have no Idea whats required ETC ETC so I'll have to make a phone call down to them and do some research.

>>>Come tonight, bring the car > thats it... no research necessary... If the car is road safe, it will pass tech... If you built an unsafe POS, they will let you know what you need to change for next time


You guys can flame me all you want for ** Driving to the speed limit spiritedly with another driver ** But we all know we have done it time and time again...

lol... Ali G style...




lol... reeling him in up to the speed limit... 400whp my ass

[SlickA70]

Originally posted by E90Vader
Haha, beyond is allways good for a good Laugh!
Could care less what everyone else says, I just wanted to touch that guys base.

[E90Vader]

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[SlickA70]

With a < 400 WHP Bimmer, you'd think someones girlfriend would weigh less than 180LB's.

[E90Vader]

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[tobypaddock]

so he got ahead of you and then you had time to "reel him in" before reaching the speed limit? bs

[colinxx235]

Originally posted by SlickA70
With a &lt; 400 WHP Bimmer, you'd think someones girlfriend would weigh less than 180LB's.

:rofl: :rofl:

maybe it was a bf...? they were looking for a gangbang

[tobypaddock]

also, you are a DB and i do not like you OP

[E90Vader]

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[tobypaddock]

Originally posted by E90Vader
[B]Thanks Toby:)

BTW Toby, thats not a nice thing to say to someone that you don't know! Didn't your mother ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover? Even second to that, why dislike anybody?
But hey, maybe your not a friendly guy then its okay.

I remember the Government gave all &quot;Asses&quot; a free license to be a dueche, so your using it well!


point proven


:english: :facepalm:

[JfuckinC]

This is getting weird, call it a day boys.

[E90Vader]

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[E90Vader]

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[E90Vader]

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[Weapon_R]

Originally posted by E90Vader


Let me help you out

My car has 50 hp, its the worse BMW ever made
i'm a dueche bag and a loser and I have no friends

I go on E-harmony to meet guys

My boyfriend was with me in the car

I make everything up

I'm a total liar

I dont evn own a car

I'm 16 years old and I can't type or write or spell

I'm gay

etc etc

Are you m.alex's younger brother?

[tobypaddock]

Originally posted by E90Vader

i'm a dueche bag and a loser and I have no friends

I go on E-harmony to meet guys

My boyfriend was with me in the car

I make everything up

I'm a total liar

I dont evn own a car

I'm 16 years old and I can't type or write or spell

I'm gay


thanks for the new signature

[DubSport]

Originally posted by E90Vader


Well my ride has over 400WHP so for him to as as quick as he was I'm guessing he maybe had 20WHP less then I do.

Beginning to think all of the comercials are scams!

Sorry to break it to you but you probably don't have 400whp unless you are running meth, or have upgraded turbos, AND you are at sea level.

[ercchry]

Originally posted by DubSport

... AND you are at sea level.

not much of a loss in a forced induction system due to elevation...

[Isaiah]

Originally posted by E90Vader

Could care less what everyone else says, I just wanted to touch...that guy.

I was impressed that he kept up as well as he did...

You guys can flame me all you want

[gretz]

Originally posted by E90Vader


Well my ride has over 400WHP

lol... dyno charts? Or you think?

Come to the track tonight :dunno:

[blackpeople]

Originally posted by E90Vader
It was BS about the speed limit, but we were not speeding

you guys are going to troll my thread.. I'll troll my thread to:bigpimp:


Let me help you out

My car has 50 hp, its the worse BMW ever made
i'm a dueche bag and a loser and I have no friends

I go on E-harmony to meet guys

My boyfriend was with me in the car

I make everything up

I'm a total liar

I dont evn own a car

I'm 16 years old and I can't type or write or spell

I'm gay

etc etc

HAHA I like this guy lol :rofl: You sir are funny.

[Xamim]

Did you dyno the car? Or is 400whp what the manufacturer says you get when you "chip" the car?

[schocker]

THe 400+ whp is hard to believe without say upgraded turbos. Lets say that would be what, 482 bhp w/ 17% driveline loss?
From procede:

380BHP
PROcede

390BHP
PROcede, Dual Intakes

410BHP
PROcede, Dual Intakes, Cat-back

420BHP
PROcede, Dual Intakes, Cat-back, FMIC

430BHP
PROcede, Dual Intakes, Cat-back, FMIC, Downpipes

460BHP
PROcede, Dual Intakes, Cat-back, FMIC, Downpipes, Methanol Injection Kit

Over 500BHP
PROcede, Duel Intakes, Cat-back, FMIC, Downpipes, Methanol Injection KIt, Upgraded Turbos

[ercchry]

Originally posted by schocker
I do not believe 400whp without extensive upgrades, especially at this altitude. Lets say that would be what, 482 bhp w/ 17% driveline loss, so about 500 bhp at this altitude?
From procede:


stop saying this altitude... ITS TURBOCHARGED! forced induction takes altitude losses out of the equation

[schocker]

Originally posted by ercchry

stop saying this altitude... ITS TURBOCHARGED! forced induction takes altitude losses out of the equation
I am working so I had forgotten by accident :facepalm:

[E90Vader]

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[gretz]

Originally posted by E90Vader


I've spent over 12K on my car... It's heavily modified and tuned extensively, many hours datalogging and tweaking AFR / Timing / Boost to ensure I got every last bit out of my turbos at our altitude.



Well, come to the track and use what you've built :dunno:

Or are you happy running around on the street and assuming how "quick" the car is?

[schocker]

Originally posted by E90Vader
blah blah snip
alright, it seems more plausible with the amount of money and work you have put in. I forgot about the jb4 and procede was all I could remember about.

[E90Vader]

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[blackpeople]

Originally posted by E90Vader
Whats involved with coming to the track? Do I need a helmet and a role cage?

If someone could give me the quick 1. 2. I'd like to see what my times would be:)

Helmet, $25, no lose crap in your trunk/car.

400whp=11 second passes

[kvg]

Helmet and a safe car. You need a fast,fast car to require a cage.

Edit: ya beat me black

[gretz]

Don't need either... If you run faster than 98mph, bring a helmet or you can rent one for $5...

that's it... bring it down, $25 to race, $5 for the helmet > reel in all the cars you can

[benyl]

haha, just because you are running an extra 2PSI, doesn't mean you are making more power. You could be blowing more hot air than you think which causes your car to pull timing. You are probably out of the efficiency range of the turbos as they are small and aren't meant to run more than 12 PSI.

The JB4 doesn't have "direct" control over timing, it just alters the signal so you don't actually know what the ECU is doing.

Altitude does have an effect on Turbo cars, it just isn't as bad as NA cars.

Most MAP cars, like the 335i can make up the altitude difference by running more boost.

A stock 335 runs about 8 psi at sea level. At altitude, it will run as much as 12 PSI to make up the difference and that is why it still has 300hp here in Calgary.

Ask the guys in South Africa with 335s that live at 8000 ft why their cars don't make 300hp... the answer: altitude.

[E90Vader]

Thanks for the tips everyone.
Track sounds like fun! Now all I need to do is figure out how to properly brake boost. Also figure out if I'm quicker launching in 2nd gear or 1st gear.

[effingidiot]

I'll just leave this here

http://forums.5series.net/topic/95495-going-140-kmh-on-a-40-zone/
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/845967--gta-man-convicted-of-careless-driving-after-bragging-online-about-speeding

[E90Vader]

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[kvg]

Edit to avoid MORE self owning?
Good call:rofl:

[DubSport]

Originally posted by benyl
haha, just because you are running an extra 2PSI, doesn't mean you are making more power. You could be blowing more hot air than you think which causes your car to pull timing. You are probably out of the efficiency range of the turbos as they are small and aren't meant to run more than 12 PSI.

The JB4 doesn't have &quot;direct&quot; control over timing, it just alters the signal so you don't actually know what the ECU is doing.

Altitude does have an effect on Turbo cars, it just isn't as bad as NA cars.

Most MAP cars, like the 335i can make up the altitude difference by running more boost.

A stock 335 runs about 8 psi at sea level. At altitude, it will run as much as 12 PSI to make up the difference and that is why it still has 300hp here in Calgary.

Ask the guys in South Africa with 335s that live at 8000 ft why their cars don't make 300hp... the answer: altitude.
Nice post! :thumbsup:

[Wannago]

Originally poseted by Wannago


There's enough street heroes on here...take it to the track.




Originally posted by 03ozwhip


come on, like youve never done it. anyone that says they havent is a fucking liar. dont try and be an internet hero. if ya didnt, you wouldnt be boasting about your &quot;fastest production car in the world&quot;. hypocrite.

Hahaha...looks like I hit a nerve, but thanks for proving my point.

"Boasting" by quoting a GM advertisement? Um, ok. On that note, have I mentioned that my windshield wipers can handle 190 mph raindrops? How's that?? Or, how about when I turn my car on, it returns the favour??

Seriously, I haven't boasted about my car at all...no more than you're boasting about your bike or your Acura in your profile.

I know what my car can and can't do, and I don't need to come on here and prove it. I also realize that there are plenty of faster cars on the road than mine...perhaps even Vader's... maybe even yours! Anyone can pick up a magazine and see how "stock for stock" cars compare with each other, but once you start modding, all bets are off. Maybe his car WILL run 11's, but he'll never know until he takes it to the track, which is the proper place to do it.

I'm not about to risk injuring or killing myself or someone else just to prove some stupid point on the street. Sure, when I was younger I did stupid things, but as I've matured, I've realized just how stupid they really were. Don't worry, you'll figure it out someday too.

Stay safe...

[rage2]

Originally posted by ercchry
stop saying this altitude... ITS TURBOCHARGED! forced induction takes altitude losses out of the equation
Except for the fact that those tiny turbos are maxxed out at sea level when it's chipped, so it'll never flow enough air at this altitude to get the advertised chipped power.

[sillysod]

Originally posted by rage2

Except for the fact that those tiny turbos are maxxed out at sea level when it's chipped, so it'll never flow enough air at this altitude to get the advertised chipped power.

yup.... k03 on the VW/Audi motors may run 20psi, but they still dont have the flow of big turbo's

With the big turbo kits for the 1.8T's you can safely run 415cc injectors on a tune here, at sea level everyone runs 630cc injectors.

Altitude plays a huge role in turbo'd cars once you get beyond the stock turbo.

[gpomp]

I saw this car at race city tonight. It ran 10.8 @ 135

[sillysod]

:eek:

[Redlyne_mr2]

335 is the new TT Supra

[chkolny541]

i missed the original posts
:(

[Isaiah]

Originally posted by chkolny541
i missed the original posts
:(
Trust me you didn't.