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bbcustoms
08-29-2011, 07:31 PM
I fail at embedding but hilarious regardless.

7DC4ZdPVp1g

pf0sh0
08-29-2011, 07:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DC4ZdPVp1g

J.M.
08-29-2011, 07:36 PM
:rofl:

masoncgy
08-29-2011, 07:38 PM
hahahaha.... so hard not to laugh at that.

Modelexis
08-29-2011, 07:58 PM
:rofl:

rob the knob
08-29-2011, 08:10 PM
fagot losers

not surprise if that is in alberta

rob the knob
08-29-2011, 08:11 PM
if it is real

CMW403
08-29-2011, 08:25 PM
I believe diesel faggots call that rollin' coal, right?

Nonetheless, is the truck tuned to do that? I don't imagine the inside of your muffler would look too nice after a couple years of that shit lol.

J-hop
08-29-2011, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by CMW403
I believe diesel faggots call that rollin' coal, right?

Nonetheless, is the truck tuned to do that? I don't imagine the inside of your muffler would look too nice after a couple years of that shit lol.

Basically the diesel way to get disgusting power is to crank up the boost and dump a shit load of fuel. Notice also that he is towing a boat = high load.

Sometimes at race city the crowd will get smoked out by a hopped up diesel

nismodrifter
08-29-2011, 08:33 PM
Rollin coal. I do it on a daily basis. :burnout:

Fixed your embeddin as well sir. :thumbsup:

swak
08-29-2011, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by rob the knob
fagot losers

not surprise if that is in alberta

It actually is...

I dont know them personally, but i do know the group of guys who that was (won't give them a bad rep.)

sr20s14zenki
08-29-2011, 08:59 PM
The funniest part of that video is how gay they are...they only did that because none of them could get a chick that hot.... fat diesel dykes for them

losers, get a life.

01RedDX
08-29-2011, 09:06 PM
.

Twin_Cam_Turbo
08-29-2011, 09:06 PM
:rofl:

sr20s14zenki
08-29-2011, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
Yeah, woulda been way funnier if the chick was a pig. agreed....:devil:


man, what a double standard :rofl:

calgary403
08-29-2011, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
Yeah, woulda been way funnier if the chick was a pig.

:werd:

She was too hot for them to do that. If it was a fat bitch it would have been all win.

4lti
08-29-2011, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by calgary403


:werd:

She was too hot for them to do that. If it was a fat bitch it would have been all win.

Whaaaat no way.
The hot girl NEVER expects for shit like that to happen, which makes it 100% gold when it does.

pf0sh0
08-29-2011, 11:30 PM
still... what a hoopdee

Type_S1
08-29-2011, 11:39 PM
funny...but a bunch of queers who need a beating nonetheless.

Nissanaddict
08-30-2011, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by swak


It actually is...

I dont know them personally, but i do know the group of guys who that was (won't give them a bad rep.)

Beyond will find out who they are, might as well save this site the trouble and just post names now....

EDIT - Oh..and yeah, douchebags.

gt2871r
08-30-2011, 01:03 AM
Should have picked her up, slayed, and put her back on the street.

Maybelater
08-30-2011, 01:03 AM
And there penises were all still small.

desi112
08-30-2011, 08:43 AM
Fags, but funny none the less

heavyfuel
08-30-2011, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by CMW403
I believe diesel faggots call that rollin' coal, right?

Nonetheless, is the truck tuned to do that? I don't imagine the inside of your muffler would look too nice after a couple years of that shit lol.

I used to think that was funny, now that I want to buy a tuner as soon as I can afford it, I'm looking forward to dragging somebody out of his window and leaving him on the side of the street if they ever do that to me. I'm surprised it never happened to me years ago actually. So not cool. Gives all truck guys a bad name. Just remember tho that every last little God damn thing in your life was on a diesel powered vehicle at some point. Cold hard fact.

cam_wmh
08-30-2011, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by heavyfuel
Just remember tho that every last little God damn thing in your life was on a diesel powered vehicle at some point. Cold hard fact.

Huge effort. Zero relevance.

Tik-Tok
08-30-2011, 10:05 AM
Maybe they recognized her as a friends bitch ex-girlfriend? [/devilsadvocate]

If not, then definite d-bags.

heavyfuel
08-30-2011, 10:08 AM
VERY relevant. People just fail to appreciate that you need less than socially proficient truckers and diesel fuel for the world to run the way it does. True story, and actually effortless as such.

But rolling coal, time and place, and that wasn't it.

rb_tuner
08-30-2011, 10:11 AM
Laughed out loud. That was gold.

bbcustoms
08-30-2011, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by nismodrifter
Rollin coal. I do it on a daily basis. :burnout:

Fixed your embeddin as well sir. :thumbsup:

Thanks, just wasn't working for me.

Abeo
08-30-2011, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by heavyfuel
VERY relevant. People just fail to appreciate that you need less than socially proficient truckers and diesel fuel for the world to run the way it does. True story, and actually effortless as such.

But rolling coal, time and place, and that wasn't it.

Is there ever a time or place for rolling coal? Maybe at the drag strip or a tractor pull, but I don't see any reason for a truck to be clouding out anyone on the street.

Fun fact: if your diesel puts out black smoke on acceleration in Ontario, you get pulled off the road by the ministry of transportation.

cam_wmh
08-30-2011, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by heavyfuel
People just fail to appreciate that you need less than socially proficient truckers and diesel fuel for the world to run the way it does.

Which people?

CompletelyNumb
08-30-2011, 10:33 AM
I had 2 injectors failing on my diesel, decided to drive it across town to the mechanic. Now I'm a nice guy. I stopped at least 40 feet before the vehicle infront of me. Tried to inch forward. Flash my brake lights. Wave though the window to stay back. But noooo. I ws in Red Deer, and apparently the cool thing there is to tailgate a big truck with your little convertible. :poosie:

Suffice to say many a person was smoked out that day. I was flipped off every time. :dunno:

Guillermo
08-30-2011, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by heavyfuel
Just remember tho that every last little God damn thing in your life was on a diesel powered vehicle at some point. Cold hard fact.


Originally posted by heavyfuel
VERY relevant. People just fail to appreciate that you need less than socially proficient truckers and diesel fuel for the world to run the way it does. True story, and actually effortless as such.


this is you on the right, isn't it?

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll174/marvsmrs1_2008/truckfest291.jpg

heavyfuel
08-30-2011, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Abeo


Is there ever a time or place for rolling coal? Maybe at the drag strip or a tractor pull, but I don't see any reason for a truck to be clouding out anyone on the street.



Amen.





Originally posted by cam_wmh


Which people?

Some stuck up rich types that have no understanding or appreciation for/of anything that goes on outside their offices, sorry I may have misunderstood your post.

Mibz
08-30-2011, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Guillermo
give me a fucking break vince1. It all makes sense.

heavyfuel
08-30-2011, 10:49 AM
Congratulations Guillermo! I've always told myself, when I get made, I'll man up.

It is me, the infamous Vince1.

I'm not gonna offer any apologies for my past posts and behavior, seeing as how grudge bearing and unforgiving this site is.

But I will say that I'm a changed person, and I don't care who believes it or not. Not gonna sit here and beg for acceptance. It is what it is.

Once again, congrats to Guillermo!

ercchry
08-30-2011, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by heavyfuel


But I will say that I'm a changed person, ...

then its time to shhhh :zzz:

ClearBluewater
08-30-2011, 11:16 AM
Wait.... Wtf is going on

BensonTT
08-30-2011, 11:18 AM
I dont see how its funny.. only young white boys going around doing this kinda shit.. shooting paintball , exhaust smoke etc etc:thumbsdow

Guillermo
08-30-2011, 11:28 AM
remember this LOL

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=291947

n1zm0
08-30-2011, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Mibz
It all makes sense.

it's so true, i thought in my head even just seeing that first post, there's only one person who's ever been on beyond who's had such a raging explosive boner for over the top diesel trucks that he'd pick one over his own offspring.

EVOBEAST
08-30-2011, 12:32 PM
funniest shit ever

ddduke
08-30-2011, 03:21 PM
nice truck/boat

nismodrifter
08-30-2011, 03:34 PM
uF_SObpeCsc

:poosie:

89s1
08-30-2011, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by CMW403
I believe diesel faggots call that rollin' coal, right?

Nonetheless, is the truck tuned to do that? I don't imagine the inside of your muffler would look too nice after a couple years of that shit lol.

oh noes, the inside of the muffler is going to be covered in soot

http://www.sondrakistan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Helen_Lovejoy.jpg

rb_tuner
08-30-2011, 06:31 PM
^ You just described the majority of the posters in this thread with that pic. :rofl:

ipeefreely
08-30-2011, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by nismodrifter
uF_SObpeCsc

:poosie:


The funniest and the stupidest thing I've seen in a while!!! :rofl: :clap: :nut:

Scat E46
08-30-2011, 09:21 PM
Im sorry, you think that's hot? She could not eat for a year with all the stomach on her.

Funny video tho

ClearBluewater
08-31-2011, 12:18 AM
I thought these rednecks were only real in movies...

JRSC00LUDE
08-31-2011, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Guillermo
remember this LOL

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=291947


:rofl:

Guillermo
08-31-2011, 11:12 AM
^^that was actually his first post and introduction on the forums :rofl:

mazdavirgin
08-31-2011, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Scat E46
Im sorry, you think that's hot? She could not eat for a year with all the stomach on her.

Post pics of your gf/so for comparison otherwise hush with your Internet unrealistic standards.

Guillermo
08-31-2011, 01:04 PM
i don't think her stomach is big, looks healthy if not skinny IMO

Scat E46 is just used to seeing all the airbrushed bitches in his maxim magazines (that's what happens when you never get to see or touch real ladies LOL)

95teetee
08-31-2011, 05:47 PM
that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Can't stop laughing.




Can you sense my sarcasm like I sense it from the other people who said it was funny?

GTS4tw
08-31-2011, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Guillermo
remember this LOL

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=291947




Hmmmm, I bet I can find a cool old thread too......

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=309225


Vince1 is a loser, but you're the last one who should be calling anyone out Nonlinear!

heavyfuel
08-31-2011, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by GTS4tw





Hmmmm, I bet I can find a cool old thread too......

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=309225


Vince1 is a loser, but you're the last one who should be calling anyone out Nonlinear!

Based on my past behavior, I harbor (or is it harbour?) no resentment for being called a loser... Because shit like that is only posted by a loser. Time will prove my change of heart and true intentions. I finished modding my truck and not only do I feel no better about it but for 1/3 the cost of the mods I could have had a really fast respectable car... I quieted it down with a muffler, dropped out of the diesel redneck scene, quit rolling coal for no reason... eased off on the haterade in general, but I haven't proven f*** all about anything I just said so that's cool that you all still feel that way. If any of you see me rolling around don't hesitate to say hi. It's not a callout, it's a genuine olive branch extension. Take it or leave it. All good. My truck is just my ride now, nothing more, nothing less.

JudasJimmy
08-31-2011, 07:34 PM
I think it would be even funnier when he put his boat in the water and it sinks. Woops. I guess someone followed him home.

it's all in good fun... right?

Guillermo
08-31-2011, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by GTS4tw





Hmmmm, I bet I can find a cool old thread too......

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=309225


Vince1 is a loser, but you're the last one who should be calling anyone out Nonlinear!

what is your point, that people have different and sometimes unpopular opinions?

J-hop
08-31-2011, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Guillermo
i don't think her stomach is big, looks healthy if not skinny IMO


:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

ddduke
08-31-2011, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Guillermo
i don't think her stomach is big, looks healthy if not skinny IMO


Your opinion is wrong, she's not ugly but she's definitely a bit on the fat side.

CompletelyNumb
09-01-2011, 04:52 AM
She's chubby. Still funny. (and rude)

heavyfuel
09-01-2011, 07:10 AM
Not a 10, but def. not a war pig either. I'd hit it for sure. I bet she's better in bed than a high maintenance perfect 10 too

SJW
09-01-2011, 07:36 AM
I watched it twice and lol'd twice.

I think it's the "stand by" comment.

wes_v
12-12-2011, 12:30 PM
:rofl: .... :facepalm: