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D'z Nutz
09-18-2011, 04:13 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Vampire-Photo-1870-Tennessee-/260821098271?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item3cba261f1f

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2505/5851268946_dae0fbd818_b.jpg


(The Thanatos Archive watermark is not on the original image)

UPDATE: Due to the great interest generated by this photograph,
we have decided to make the following change to this listing:

If the "Buy It Now" price of $1,000,000.00 is met, we will
donate 50% of the net proceeds to the registered 501(c)(3)
charity or organization of the winning bidder's choice.
This is a 100% legitimate offer. (Of course, you also have the
option of letting the seller keep all proceeds, which we wouldn't
exactly have an issue with).

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nicolas Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated
in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It's an original photo
of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

For the many of you insisting that this is a Photoshop manipulation:
Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert
of their choice examine the original photograph before any money
changes hands.

I've had a lot of questions asking where I purchased this. As followers
of my website know, I collect antique memorial photography -
images of dead people - from the 1800s. This photo was found in
the very back of album that contained an unusual number of
Civil War era death portraits (which is why I purchased it). All of
the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified
by name - this man was not.

Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded
this interesting article (link) about the photographer, Smith. Turns
out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer.

Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not
a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation.

NRGie
09-18-2011, 04:26 PM
Wasn't there a similar photo of Keanu reeves like this?

Sugarphreak
09-18-2011, 04:26 PM
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D'z Nutz
09-18-2011, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by NRGie
Wasn't there a similar photo of Keanu reeves like this?

Nicolas Cage's uncle is Francis Ford Coppola.
Francis Ford Coppola directed Dracula, which also stars Keanu Reeves.


... Keanu Reeves was in Parenthood with Clint Howard, who was in My Dog Skip with Kevin Bacon.

Oh my god, you're on to something! :eek:

nismodrifter
09-18-2011, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by NRGie
Wasn't there a similar photo of Keanu reeves like this?

Werds

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoig2l2uu1qbd32xo1_500.jpg

ClearBluewater
09-18-2011, 07:45 PM
holy shit keanu

know1edge
09-18-2011, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by nismodrifter


Werds

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoig2l2uu1qbd32xo1_500.jpg

dead :rofl:

95teetee
09-19-2011, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz


Nicolas Cage's uncle is Francis Ford Coppola.
Francis Ford Coppola directed Dracula, which also stars Keanu Reeves.


... Keanu Reeves was in Parenthood with Clint Howard, who was in My Dog Skip with Kevin Bacon.

Oh my god, you're on to something! :eek: that's a bit of a stretch.


I would have went with "Nicolas Cage was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Sean Penn, who was in Mystic River with Kevin Bacon".

:)

chkolny541
09-19-2011, 03:02 PM
link appears to be toast