Too stupid to do my own homework, so someone "help" me with it

[jdm_integra]

hey guys, i just need a little help.
so i have this assignment to do and its asking me for 20 pictures(positive) that represents american culture.
so please post some pics and tell me why, thanks.

[harv91]

http://www.vemba.ca/web_images/baseball.png

americans love this shit


http://capnbob.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gun.gif

americans love this shit


http://edu.glogster.com/media/5/24/32/23/24322378.gif

americans love this shit

http://coloring.thecolor.com/color/images/George-W-Bush.gif

americans love this shit(head)







http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/redneck.gif

"YUP I LOVE ALL THAT SHIT"

[D'z Nutz]

So not only are you too stupid to properly name your thread, but you need others to do your homework too?

[jdm_integra]

i can name it whatever i want, and *help* me not do it for me. i still have to make a collage.

[D'z Nutz]

Yeah you're right you can name it whatever you want. However, I can also rename it whatever I want too.

Here's my contribution:

Poorly funded public schooling.
http://image.betamonline.com/sdimages/disk12/159206.jpg

Idiot.

[jdm_integra]

i dont care as long as ppl help me :D

[jdm_integra]

k change the name to "positive aspects of american culture" please and thank you.

[shakalaka]

Guns. And if you need an explanation for that, then no one can help you my friend.

And if you still need a hint, then think along the lines of the second mofukin amendment.

[jdm_integra]

thanks for the help but i dont think guns are a positive way of representing america lol

[shakalaka]

If you were in Texas or some redneck place, you wouldn't be saying that. lol

[jdm_integra]

well thanks anyways friend and and i got a tip for you too, dont check out gay porn lol

[dirtsniffer]

Money
Cheap labour (slaves or china)
Fast food
Baseball
NASCAR
Americuh
Fake tits
Celebrity gossip
Foreign oil and wars
SUVs'
Keeping illegal aliens out
They love jails
Guns
Corn
Beef

Op. are you even old enough to drive?

[Scope951]

You do realize you are on the internet....right?

I only wish my assignments were this easy.

stop being a lazy shit and do some work

[desi112]

OP i see what you did there!

[Cos]

Holy f really?!?!?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pictures(positive)+that+represents+american+culture


Top 3 posts are pretty good.... I stole the exact words out of your post too.......

[schurchill39]

:facepalm:

[Cos]

A good one form the Carolina's

http://www.legaljuice.com/flip%20off%20flipping%20off%20boy%20child%20kid%20fuck%20you.jpg

[kvg]

Peopleofwalmart.com :dunno:

[SJW]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/failroad.jpg

[adidas]

http://oi43.tinypic.com/j9n2ti.jpg

[01RedDX]

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[Mar]

Holy shit, you can't come up with 20 things from the history of a continent? Which country are you from that you could possibly not figure this out?

[jdm_integra]

Originally posted by Mar
Holy shit, you can't come up with 20 things from the history of a continent? Which country are you from that you could possibly not figure this out?

either contribute like all the other people are or just dont bother wasting ur time my friend.

[btimbit]

Wish my school assignments were this easy

http://images.stuffofawesome.com/america-fuck-yeah-1307462403-4537.jpg

[Type_S1]

LOL what school do you go to?

[Rat Fink]

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[Rat Fink]

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[Mar]

Originally posted by jdm_integra


either contribute like all the other people are or just dont bother wasting ur time my friend.
All the other people are making fun of you. I thought I was helping.

[Mar]

Okay fine, here's helping your sorry ass. However before helping you I feel compelled to point out that your phonetic representations of English words are not going to get you anywhere in corporate America. Here we go.

Britain, the original owners of America.

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/europe/britain/Flagbig.GIF

The revolutionary war which separated America from the British.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Washington_Crossing_the_Delaware_by_Emanuel_Leutze,_MMA-NYC,_1851.jpg/300px-Washington_Crossing_the_Delaware_by_Emanuel_Leutze,_MMA-NYC,_1851.jpg

John Hanson, first president of the United States Of America. Not to be confused with George Washington, first president of the Confederate USA.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/John_Hanson_Portrait_1770.jpg/200px-John_Hanson_Portrait_1770.jpg

USA flag. 50 states represented by 50 stars on the flag and 13 original colonies of pre-confederate America represented in 13 red/white lines.

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/images/usa-flags.gif

Betsy Ross, creator of the USA flag

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/RossBetsy.jpg/350px-RossBetsy.jpg

Slavery, how we rolled back in the day with free labour

http://www.historyguy.com/civilwar/slavery_scars.jpg

The continental railroad, how we enabled high speed access across the country

http://globalcitizenblog.com/wp-content/uploads/globalcitizen/railroad_tracks414.jpg

Post confederate currency. I could talk about this for 2 days non-stop, I'll try and stop myself from going onto a tangent about national banks and Milton Friendman theories.

http://images02.olx.com/ui/1/50/37/f_864337_1.jpg

Immigrants: how we bribed foreigners into working for us for cheap while we went and bombed their country to bits.

http://www.jaha.org/edu/discovery_center/push-pull/img/Ellis01.jpg

Capitalism. How we fucked ourselves in the ass with an unstable economy that can't even sustain its own mathematical principles.

http://bedouina.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf73153ef0105359fa532970c-800wi

There. Do your own God damn homework, quit leaching off others and learn how to spell.

[jdm_integra]

I know they are making fun of me but eh i having fun n getting my hw done ;) and we'll see where I get in life but one day ima buy the place wherever ur u work n fire you ;)

[Mar]

Originally posted by jdm_integra
I know they are making fun of me but eh i having fun n getting my hw done ;) and we'll see where I get in life but one day ima buy the place wherever ur u work n fire you ;)

Nice. I own the company, homeslice. Your pockets aren't deep enough to buy me out. Enjoy your homework.

[jdm_integra]

Even better ;) I'll start the same shit you do and sell it 20% cheaper than however much u sell ur shit for n make ur company go bankrupt. Have fun while u still have ur company running ;)

[Cooked Rice]

Lmao. Where you going to get the money to buy out Mar and fire his ass? $9 an hour at mcdicks?

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=338454

[jdm_integra]

Lol I quit that job ;)

[jdm_integra]

N btw it was 9:65 not 9 lol get ur facts right ;)

[Scope951]

troll is never full.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by jdm_integra
Even better ;) I'll start the same shit you do and sell it 20% cheaper than however much u sell ur shit for n make ur company go bankrupt. Have fun while u still have ur company running ;)

You definitely sound fully capable of doing that.

[jdm_integra]

Lol riding his dick won't get you a raise ;) goodnight we will continue this tmrw .

[rockwolf2001]

Subscribed :drama: :D

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by jdm_integra
goodnight we will continue this tmrw .

Why? Is your mom putting you in your jam-jams?

[Mar]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


Why? Is your mom putting you in your jam-jams?

Oh man, don't say Jam Jams around a Newfie. Now you got me hungry....:drool:

https://www.eastcoastcatalogue.com/store/images/jamjams.bmp

Delicious, I think I'm going to go buy some today.

[J.M.]

:rofl:

[Disoblige]

lol this guy is 21 years old and is making a collage.

Feel bad for you son.

Troll comment for a troll thread.

[Disoblige]

Wait, why is your birthday in 1990 if you're saying you're 15-16 years old?

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Disoblige
lol this guy is 21 years old and is making a collage.

Feel bad for you son.

Troll comment for a troll thread.

He's 15 according to this thread.


Originally posted by Cooked Rice
Lmao. Where you going to get the money to buy out Mar and fire his ass? $9 an hour at mcdicks?

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=338454

[G-ZUS]

Someone find out what school OP goes to and e-mail his teacher this thread :D

[jdm_integra]

15 not 21 lol date of birth on this is false

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by G-ZUS
Someone find out what school OP goes to and e-mail his teacher this thread :D

With a big ol' FAIL picture attached to it

[DGill]

a litre' of cola :thumbsup: and btw to the op, if you can't find 20 things yourself you must be pretty stupid.

[Tomaz]

I think you have find all 20 reasons watching this movie:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/Team_america_poster_300px.jpg/220px-Team_america_poster_300px.jpg

Jesus Christ, I fed the troll again. Grade 9 was American History for me, so you must be 14 or 15. It makes me cry when I see the youth not be able to pick up a book and learn. Even these days, you have the internet and you STILL cant do your own work.

Great management skills being shown now you have the people of the internet doing your work. I swear, if I become managed by a kid who's favorite flavor of ice cream is "purple", I will end myself.

[megavolt]

Ripped from theoatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences4). Seriously go read the whole thing.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/accents2.png

[Merritt]

http://s4.postimage.org/vvaaj4sx7/Iwasheretowitnessthisepicthread.gif

[Guillermo]

what kind of school do you go to where your homework at the age of 15 is finding pictures on the internet. :nut: wtf is this world coming to????

[blitz]

He's obviously in some sort of special program for the mentally delayed. Which makes it even sadder than he needs help.

[Quiet10]

In that case, you were all making fun of a mentally challenged kid. Pat yourselves on the back. :cry:

If not mentally challenged / delayed: do your own homework :whocares:

[jdm_integra]

I'm not mental!!! I'm just lazyyy!!

[GorG]

ha ha this thread is gold so far. :rofl:

[Sugarphreak]

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[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by Quiet10
In that case, you were all making fun of a mentally challenged kid. Pat yourselves on the back. :cry:

If not mentally challenged / delayed: do your own homework :whocares:

Hey, it's one thing to make fun of an innocent mentally-challenged kid.

It's completely different when you're making fun of a mentally-challenged kid who's talking shit to you. That's just putting him in his place.

[jdm_integra]

Lol that's talking shit?!?! Lmao u don't really want me to talk shit buddy ahahahah

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by jdm_integra
Lol that's talking shit?!?! Lmao u don't really want me to talk shit buddy ahahahah

Actually, you're right. If you're too dumb to do this homework assignment by yourself, I'm scared to hear how your shit-talking sounds.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqm4el48jw1qbo0rio2_500.gif

[viff3r]

I was expecting screenshots from this kid's facebook page by now. Beyond: I am disappoint.

[Tomaz]

Originally posted by jdm_integra
Lol that's talking shit?!?! Lmao u don't really want me to talk shit buddy ahahahah

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lreizq6n3p1r2qvbyo1_500.jpg

I blame television for the youth today.

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by Tomaz
I blame the parents for the useless me-firster generation of today.

fixed


Originally posted by Cos
A good one form the Carolina's

http://www.legaljuice.com/flip%20off%20flipping%20off%20boy%20child%20kid%20fuck%20you.jpg

there is no way the hurricanes would use Kappa as their jersey equipment, let alone any american professional sports team, patriotic photoshopping yankees

here's my contribution to your grade 4 collage:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpm2g4VrL01qbej8jo1_500.png

and this for you to take notes on, no but i love the american ppl:
BhTZ_tgMUdo

[HHURICANE1]

God you guys are mean. His mom won't let him have scissors 'cause they're sharp and he might cut himself. He's not allow paste to glue the glitter 'cause he'll eat it. Leave the poor guy alone! The only way he can do his homework is on the computer. Just don't let his mom know about internet porn, he'll never finish school.


:D

[jdm_integra]

Originally posted by sexualbanana


Actually, you're right. If you're too dumb to do this homework assignment by yourself, I'm scared to hear how your shit-talking sounds.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqm4el48jw1qbo0rio2_500.gif
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this actually made me laugh ahahahahahha

[jdm_integra]

thanks for the help everyone lol the assignment is finished :D it was fun

[kaput]

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[ExtraSlow]

please also post your mark once it's graded.

[jdm_integra]

okay i will post the mark up when i get it and its to big to scan,

[beecue]

Take a picture.

[jdm_integra]

okay i will after its marked so you guys can see the original mark also :D

[Disoblige]

So excited !!!!!!!! :D

[alloroc]

A woman in walmart...

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2010/10/22/14/91/br/poy8j8iygwfj42.jpg?imageId=19971648

[jdm_integra]

It will be marked by Monday :)

[Disoblige]

Results OP? :rofl:

[jdm_integra]

not marked yet, the teacher said she was "sick" and couldnt mark anything.

[SJW]

Originally posted by jdm_integra
not marked yet, the teacher said she was "sick" and couldnt mark anything.

I'd be sick too if I had to teach all you no-talent ass clowns all day.

[jmintz]

What kind of school do you go to where an assignment requires you to go onto Google and find 20 images? LOL

[sh0ko]

Originally posted by jmintz
What kind of school do you go to where an assignment requires you to go onto Google and find 20 images? LOL

the university of calgary.. no jokes.. i had to do this for an engineering course... x 10000

[jmintz]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELFl2_1q7DI/TObn1HnV2fI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/5JkvAtpbv7k/s1600/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by jmintz
What kind of school do you go to where an assignment requires you to go onto Google and find 20 images? LOL

And what kind of students are you when you can't even do that without assistance? :rofl:

[Myrrinda]

OP are you the kind of student where the teacher expects your work to be shit and just automatically gives you an F without looking at it? Because that's what I do with your posts...