Best essay of the year

[Shaolin]

sorry if it's a repost.

Essay (http://douglas.min.net/essay/)

[GTS Jeff]

hahahhaahha that is fucking great. :thumbsup:

[88CRX]

. Therefore I should not beat up Richard on the bus. I could instead say, “Richard, kindly stop throwing textbooks at my crotch area,” or “Richard, I do not appreciate textbooks being dropped on my groin.”

:rofl:


these arent real are they?

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by 88CRX


:rofl:


these arent real are they? yea man, they are all real ppl (i forgot to change the names haha)

[88CRX]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
yea man, they are all real ppl (i forgot to change the names haha)

fuck, you should get those framed or something :rofl: :rofl: who made you write those and did they actually accept them.


I suspect a friendship that is already blooming. Yes, the flowers of our friendship are beautiful, like delicate roses.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[-250-]

We cannot let our problems “multiply” so let’s “subtract” these problems now, before they “divide” us. We should work this out in a “rational” manner.










BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ecstasy_civic]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
hahahhaahha that is fucking great. :thumbsup: here are some letters i wrote in high school.

the first one is an apology letter i had to write to some douche on the school bus.

the second is also an apology letter i had to write to the guy i pummeled on the school bus.

the third is to the math teacher after i snuck into her room at lunch to step on all her chalk until they turned into powder.

http://www.ualberta.ca/~jkm1/letters/


that letter to Richard is the best, I burst out laughing so hard

[EK 2.0]

Jeff my man...even though you helped me out a million times here on Beyond...I gots ta say...


You got some issues boy...

But they were funny reads thanks for posting them...

[gpomp]

HAHAHAHA, JEFF YOU RULE!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nismodrifter]

"However, putting up a shade is not feasible because the bus driver might not like it. Therefore, a shade should not be put up. Instead, maybe not being violent is the answer. It might answer many problems and solve many problems, like how the States bomb the Middle East, but none of that can happen on the bus. Therefore I should not beat up Richard on the bus. "

BAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHH

[finboy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

those letters are GOLD

[xkon]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"I suspect a friendship that is already blooming. Yes, the flowers of our friendship are beautiful, like delicate roses."

[Hakkola]

So sarcastic, I love it, genius.

[GorG]

The second letter to Richard i think it was, Yea that shit is funny, holy crap, i had some funny shit like that on my old comp, if i can find some of my old notes about dumb shit that i did, i'll post em, i wanna see more

[cman]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: hahaha, the richard one is fucking hilarious

[Chester]

These two phrases are much more feasible and I am absolutely, unequivocally, completely, entirely, totally, and thoroughly sure that given the two choices any normal, thinking person if being attacked would respond with kind words instead of giving back the assailant what they deserved.

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:, jeff you are the man

[FallenAngel]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
hahahhaahha that is fucking great. :thumbsup: here are some letters i wrote in high school.

the third is to the math teacher after i snuck into her room at lunch to step on all her chalk until they turned into powder.

http://www.ualberta.ca/~jkm1/letters/

lol...you had Mrs. Tong for a teacher? why the hell would you go and step on her chalk?

[ FallenAngel ]

[fcuk_it]

hahah the last one wasnt even a letter... it was an essay hahahahahahaha :D

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by FallenAngel


lol...you had Mrs. Tong for a teacher? why the hell would you go and step on her chalk?

[ FallenAngel ] actually, this was before i had her as a math teacher. i was just bored at lunch one day so i went into a random room and stepped on all the chalk :dunno:

the next year i had her as a teacher and she was cool enuff. her daughter is hot too :hitit: :hitit: (well she was ugly when i first met her but then she grew some hair and became hot)

[VWbloke]

Jeff, FUCKING BRILLIANT!!

[403Gemini]

jeff is the king! lol ! did they actualy accept these!

chalk is a valuable resource hahaha

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by 403Gemini
jeff is the king! lol ! did they actualy accept these!

chalk is a valuable resource hahaha haha no in every scenario they made me rewrite a non-flippant version PLUS another letter apologizing for the first :D

[403Gemini]

omg hahaha oh well so funny! lol

[theken]

lol you are the funniest man alive

[Dave P]

hahaha damn you jeff, you owe me a beer. cause i just spit mine out laughin so damn hard

[Z_Fan]

Jeff,

That's some seriously funny shit!

The letter to Richard is very good. LMAO.

[Kamen]

ROFLMAO!!! :rofl:

[missblondie]

OMG.. i was laughing out loud reading those:rofl:

[Kona9]

the Richard letter has officially been printed and put up on my fridge!!! I t will be viewed with much pleasure at my party on friday!!!! Thanks Jeff

[hjr]

fuck jeff, the Jeremy Lavine 'el nino' paper is way funnier!!! haha

"El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burns down trees." hahahaha

[Dj_Stylz]

haha jeff

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by hjr
fuck jeff, the Jeremy Lavine 'el nino' paper is way funnier!!! haha

"El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burns down trees." hahahaha soy de espana y estoy loco!!

Originally posted by szw
You had school bus for high school? yea, went all the way from edgemont to okotoks (almost) and back every day

[Davetronz]

We cannot let our problems “multiply” so let’s “subtract” these problems now, before they “divide” us. We should work this out in a “rational” manner. In “addition”, I would like to ask forgiveness.

And the right thing is to be nice to the guy who drops books on your peter

[chong_wallace]

Originally posted by szw
You had school bus for high school?
haha

[Billy]

great letters man! hahahahaha love the Richard one! hahaha:rofl:

[sputnik]

Originally posted by Dave P
hahaha damn you jeff, you owe me a beer. cause i just spit mine out laughin so damn hard

at 4:26am?

damn....

[JJLuke]

Thread from the dead, but GTS Jeff do you still have those letters?

Someone referred to your letters earlier and I searched and found this post.

Can you post them again for us??

[GTS Jeff]

Ok back by popular demand (in other words, various people hassling me through PMs.

[turbotrip]

:rofl: :rofl: The administration at your school must be very leniant if u didnt get into serious trouble for these letters

[heinz256]

^^^ *golf clap* ^^^

[dub_686]

BAH HAHAHAHHAHAHA thats sooo awesome!!!

"I could instead say, “Richard, kindly stop throwing textbooks at my crotch area,” or “Richard, I do not appreciate textbooks being dropped on my groin.”

nice work Jeff.... nice work :thumbsup: :D

[nismodrifter]

lol, 2 year bump? hahaha, these letters are freaking classic.

[DeeK]

Pure gold!

[Canadian 2.5RS]

I was all pumped to read these since I was forced to write a few myself in school but the link is dead.:(

[rony_espana]

I love the conclusion of the Richard letter:


And the right thing is to be nice to the guy who drops books on your peter.

:rofl:

[2000_SI]

Haha.... well done jeff

[HybridTheory]

Crap...the link doesn't work for me either

[asuth077]

"It might answer many problems and solve many problems, like how the States bomb the Middle East, but none of that can happen on the bus."

...so true, so true

[turbotrip]

all u guys saying that the link doesnt work should try the second link he posted at the bottom of the first page...

[/////AMG]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Ok back by popular demand (in other words, various people hassling me through PMs)

Letter 1 (http://members.shaw.ca/gtsjeff/letters/1.doc)
Letter 2 (http://members.shaw.ca/gtsjeff/letters/2.doc)
Letter 3 (http://members.shaw.ca/gtsjeff/letters/3.doc)

Keep in mind that these letters are over 5 years old.

:rofl: :rofl: Jeff is the man! Those are awesome!

[Disoblige]

8 years bump :rofl:
I want to read these again

Jeff, can you post these letters up lol.

[xnvy]

:werd: Just from reading the quotes you can tell these are hilarious!

[max_boost]

lol jeff went back and deleted everything. oh how things have changed haha

[JRSC00LUDE]

:rofl:

[Canmorite]

Damn, all gone. Jeff should post the story about punching the kid on the bus in the nuts again :rofl: