People watching....

[C_Dave45]

So the last couple of years Monster Jam has skipped Calgary and gone to Edmonton. My son lives for Monster Jam and so this year we decided to do a weekend, and drive up to Edmonton. Fun weekend..but the highlight for me is people watching. We're in the Pit Party leading up to the main even. Getting pictures and autographs from all the drivers. You can imagine the line ups for the popular trucks. Grave Digger, Monster Mutt, etc.
We've been in the Monster Mutt line up for almost 45 minutes. Little kids from here to eternity. Then I see Mr All-time-douchebag standing in line. Just him and his "girlfriend". He's looks to be late 30's. Her...no clue yet. She's looks good though right? (keep this in mind).





http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o312/CalgaryDave/IMG_5627.jpg






But no kids. WTF ??? *shrug*. Whatever, I guess. Then next thing I see him get out of line and wander down by the truck. About 30 or so kids he walks by. He's standing outside the ribbon. Slinking closer and closer to the driver, all the while getting his girlfriend to take pics of him with his stupid "rock on" bull horns gang sign....
Then when there's a pause between kids, he steps over the ribbon and says something to the driver "yeah we're in a hurry..yaddah yaddah..." And gets his pic taken. Like he's a fucking 12 yr old!!!!! Tongue hanging out, big grin, bull horns signing...what a fucking douchebag!!!!! I wanted to say something to him, but I know that wouldn't have ended well. Besides this event was for my kid. But Karma has a way of dealing with idiots like him.....





wait for it...










wait....















AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o312/CalgaryDave/IMG_5632cropped.jpg

[msommers]

Just.....haggard. I wonder what happened to her neck?

[Type_S1]

His mom? Lol

[Nismorphed]

What in the Fack is that?? :barf:

[adidas]

dem teddies

[Canucks3322]

This thread delivered.

[swak]

BAHAHAHAHA.....
:rofl: :rofl:

.. Was not expecting that at all haha.
I thought you'd have some epic fail pic of him falling over ribbon or something or some kid punching him in the balls... IN THE BALLS!


But it was better! EPIC FAIL pic of Him/Her?!:thumbsup:

[Shlade]

not expected...

[rookie101]

See, it's okay. He "IS" with his mom!!!!!


That is the most disappointing reveal on a chick I have ever seen!

[Disoblige]

Don't do heroin..

[adam c]

looks normal for edmonton:dunno:

[DEATH2000]

Originally posted by adam c
looks normal for edmonton:dunno:
Id say thats high class for edmonton

[Maybelater]

A+++++ PIECE OF ASS RIGHT THERE BOYS

BTW, I'M FROM EDMONTON.

[Zewind]

What a beautiful way to start a Monday morning... Thanks Dave :banghead:

[kvg]

What a fucking looser and I wonder if she's really 100, or if she's just had a really, really, really hard 60 yrs?:barf:

[Kritafo]

lol...mom..?? I would say it was his dad.

[KRyn]

Originally posted by Zewind
What a beautiful way to start a Monday morning... Thanks Dave :banghead:


Yah, now I need to go puke!

[desi112]

fakies make me happy

[Kona9]

......because Edmonton

[jonnycat]

If I was 60-80, yes.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by msommers
Just.....haggard. I wonder what happened to her neck?

Result from adams apple removal surgery gone bad?

[max_boost]

Originally posted by Canucks3322
This thread delivered. :thumbsup:

[n1zm0]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/235/383/c19.png

[BigShow]

:eek:

[Hallowed_point]

Lol I spotted a guy like this in Safeway the other day and was sooo tempted to take a picture. Mid 30's, Hair spiked up 6" high , man purse, the works. He was also suspiciously lingering around the locked up allergy medication :nut: METHHHH...but he was running around and his head was on a swivel so I didn't want risk being detected. These creatures are risky to photograph, well done!!!:thumbsup:

*Also behaving like a total immature whiny prick to his wife and kid.

[BigMass]

shit, it's Baba Yaga!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zv8PuFr6eFM/Tsz0cZGtnJI/AAAAAAAAA1M/OxiH1cnqM1Y/s1600/kill_it_with_fire_demotivational_poster_1235695993_RE_Mysterious_Creatures_Found_on_Earth-s580x419-232628.jpg

[LadyLuck]

Slinking closer and closer to the driver, all the while getting his girlfriend to take pics of him with his stupid "rock on" bull horns gang sign....


I fucking want to slap people every time I see them do that rock on bull horns shit!

Those sweater puppies looked promising...what a mutt!!! :barf:

[Meback]

I still dont know who the D-bag is... back story please

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by Meback
I still dont know who the D-bag is... back story please

I'd retell it in my own words but I think it's said most concisely here:




Originally posted by C_Dave45
So the last couple of years Monster Jam has skipped Calgary and gone to Edmonton. My son lives for Monster Jam and so this year we decided to do a weekend, and drive up to Edmonton. Fun weekend..but the highlight for me is people watching. We're in the Pit Party leading up to the main even. Getting pictures and autographs from all the drivers. You can imagine the line ups for the popular trucks. Grave Digger, Monster Mutt, etc.
We've been in the Monster Mutt line up for almost 45 minutes. Little kids from here to eternity. Then I see Mr All-time-douchebag standing in line. Just him and his "girlfriend". He's looks to be late 30's. Her...no clue yet. She's looks good though right? (keep this in mind).



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o312/CalgaryDave/IMG_5627.jpg




But no kids. WTF ??? *shrug*. Whatever, I guess. Then next thing I see him get out of line and wander down by the truck. About 30 or so kids he walks by. He's standing outside the ribbon. Slinking closer and closer to the driver, all the while getting his girlfriend to take pics of him with his stupid "rock on" bull horns gang sign....
Then when there's a pause between kids, he steps over the ribbon and says something to the driver "yeah we're in a hurry..yaddah yaddah..." And gets his pic taken. Like he's a fucking 12 yr old!!!!! Tongue hanging out, big grin, bull horns signing...what a fucking douchebag!!!!! I wanted to say something to him, but I know that wouldn't have ended well. Besides this event was for my kid. But Karma has a way of dealing with idiots like him.....

[G-ZUS]

Maybe he's got a lifetime supply of

http://doservices.net/index_files/image7011.jpg

[CanmoreOrLess]

Originally posted by G-ZUS
Maybe he's got a lifetime supply of

http://doservices.net/index_files/image7011.jpg

Oilers fan, so certain to have brown bags.

[CapnCrunch]

Originally posted by Maybelater
A+++++ PIECE OF ASS RIGHT THERE BOYS

BTW, I'M FROM EDMONTON.

:rofl:

[mr2mike]

Now that is post worthy.
Good work Dave.

[CMW403]

I'm confused... Did you guys expect her to be hot? haha I looked at the first picture and knew exactly what she looked like before scrolling down.



Originally posted by n1zm0
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/235/383/c19.png

This got me laughing. Thanks.

:rofl:

[tawheed]

As an Edmontonian, I approve of this thread.

[chkolny541]

bahahahaha incredible build up. Brown bag it.

[Hamann]

:rofl:

The original post was great, adding the "Kill it with Fire" and "Kill the Batman" Pictures just made it amazing :thumbsup:

[xnvy]

Holy f*cking sh*t! I was not expecting that... Yikes! Looks like she got facial surgery done by a lawnmower. :barf:

LMFAO'd at some of the responses though.. this thread delivers. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: