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cman24
03-12-2012, 10:53 PM
Hey i want to go see some street racing this weeked maybe at friday night or saturday , if anyone knows any places let me know , and i dont want to see some civic si 18yo losers . i mean fast cars that dont have soup cans for exhaust and rave music lol . Thanks

epp01
03-12-2012, 10:55 PM
Yes officer. I'll let you know where we all go to "street racing"

:rofl:

kevie88
03-12-2012, 10:58 PM
Beyond has a street racing hotline you can call to set up races. Dial 403-266-1234 and you'll be good to go!

Please keep that number on the DL tho, thanks.

jdmXSI
03-12-2012, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by kevie88
Beyond has a street racing hotline you can call to set up races. Dial 403-266-1234 and you'll be good to go!

Please keep that number on the DL tho, thanks.

Yo, wtf man!! Your not suppose to post that shit on open forums... I hope that dosnt ruin this weeks race:banghead:

cman24
03-12-2012, 11:10 PM
i am in no means a cop, but i still want to go see some cars race and not drive around all night . back in the day we use to go to the raod king but that was when a 5l was the shit . I am sure also that the cops know where to go

Toyota Racing
03-12-2012, 11:32 PM
Start your own street race and hope people will follow along with you?:dunno:

Penguin_Racecar
03-12-2012, 11:35 PM
I don't think this is the right forum for you.

lilmira
03-12-2012, 11:38 PM
I know a guy who races his red rx7. He hangs out with shady people and he is kinda violent though. And he doesn't like stranger hitting on his cute sister.

Cascade
03-13-2012, 12:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IbPf1lxk7E

maxomilll
03-13-2012, 12:40 AM
don't granny shift and remember to double clutch like you should.

lellowrx7
03-13-2012, 05:41 AM
Don't fuck up his car though, your quarter mile race may last 30 seconds but after he's gonna claim you owe him a 10 second car Bro.

Tighten down your floor pan bolts too. Fuckers like to come loose during races

2Legit2Quit
03-13-2012, 07:18 AM
I generally drink a few 40's of Big Bear and stage my own Calgary Gumball every Friday night, makes for some good times but bad hangovers.

Cos
03-13-2012, 07:33 AM
.

Hallowed_point
03-13-2012, 08:45 AM
Don't be actin a foooool out on them cgy streetz :facepalm:

ka-t240sx
03-13-2012, 09:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZ60jrw6cg

;)<iframe width="560" height="315" src="embed/pZZ60jrw6cg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

wholey jesus! how the hell you embed a video! lol aint werkin :(

ntegra98rs
03-13-2012, 09:55 AM
trolllllllolololol

Hallowed_point
03-13-2012, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Toyota Racing
Start your own street race and hope people will follow along with you?:dunno:

I LOL'd hard at that one! :rofl:

Ukyo8
03-13-2012, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by ka-t240sx
pZZ60jrw6cg

I like how it takes them 3 minutes to get to 260kms/hr :rofl:

civic_stylez
03-13-2012, 10:43 AM
My buddy Brian Spilner can hook you up.. he rolls hard. You can usually catch him having a tuna sandwich around lunch hour at Toretto's. Ask him all about race wars when you get time.

epp01
03-13-2012, 10:54 AM
Street racing just wasn't the same anymore after what happened to Jessie. :(

streethondas
03-13-2012, 10:58 AM
Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!!!


And I'm sure a couple of B16 Crx's would pull a premium one week before cgy racezz

Kanto_Terrors
03-13-2012, 11:20 AM
LOL

beyond_ban
03-13-2012, 11:26 AM
I love how this turned into a FF thread. A+

ka-t240sx
03-13-2012, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by beyond_ban
I love how this turned into a FF thread. A+
lol x2!

streethondas
03-13-2012, 11:52 AM
Lol need moar

“Nice car. What’s the retail on one of those?”
“More than you can afford, pal! Honda !”
“Smoke him.”

acura_el
03-13-2012, 11:59 AM
I used to race, but then SWAT came into my house, embarrassed me in front of my whole family.

ka-t240sx
03-13-2012, 12:04 PM
Brian: Hey, wait, hold up! I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car
Jesse: Wait, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box!
Brian: [points to Vince] He *knows* I can box! So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, *and* I take the respect!
Dom: [laughing] Respect?
Brian: To some people, that's more important
Dom: ...That your car?

lol.

and this with respect to the vid that i failed at embedding lol

Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?
Extra: You Tell him Dominic. Get out of here
Dom: Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried.
[closes bonnet of car]
Dom: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
[Crowd cheers in agreement]

Kardon
03-13-2012, 12:08 PM
Was that fun?

nj2Type-S
03-13-2012, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by acura_el
I used to race, but then SWAT came into my house, embarrassed me in front of my whole family.

all because somebody narc'd on you! :guns:

whiskas
03-13-2012, 12:12 PM
Does anyone with a Jetta wanna race my Honda 2000? I'll even wear a black wife beater.

..*JDM Hatch*..
03-13-2012, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by civic_stylez
My buddy Brian Spilner can hook you up.. he rolls hard. You can usually catch him having a tuna sandwich around lunch hour at Toretto's. Ask him all about race wars when you get time.

Brian doesn't go there anymore,not after the crash with the economy. you can now find him at fat burger gettin the double cheese and fries for $2.95.

And to OP, YYC has no street racers, they all took of to europe, toon into fast and furious 6 for more location information.
:thumbsup:

streethondas
03-13-2012, 12:58 PM
She did it for you dom! She just wanted you to come home!!

BananaFob
03-13-2012, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by whiskas
Does anyone with a Jetta wanna race my Honda 2000? I'll even wear a black wife beater.

Too soon Junior.

ga16i
03-13-2012, 01:19 PM
This one time I climbed into the ring with Ali just 'cause I thought I could box...

Z_Fan
03-13-2012, 01:26 PM
OP I will race you no problem.

Man, just got to get the rusted old Neon out from the back yard yo! Bitch is fast, and I doubt you've got enough car to keep up.

STREET RACING PHO EVA!

streethondas
03-13-2012, 01:40 PM
^^You could push that neon across the finish line or tow it?

..*JDM Hatch*..
03-13-2012, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Z_Fan
OP I will race you no problem.

Man, just got to get the rusted old Neon out from the back yard yo! Bitch is fast, and I doubt you've got enough car to keep up.

STREET RACING PHO EVA!

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn58/CRXIAN/fastandfurious.jpg

Mibz
03-13-2012, 02:51 PM
"What's retail on one of those things?"
"More than you can afford pal. Neon." *rev pssh rev pssh brapbrapbrap*

..*JDM Hatch*..
03-13-2012, 03:26 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn58/CRXIAN/neoncrash.jpg

Skrilla
03-13-2012, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by acura_el
I used to race, but then SWAT came into my house, embarrassed me in front of my whole family.

:rofl: :clap:

lellowrx7
03-13-2012, 04:05 PM
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those 10 seconds or less, I'm free

Barlow tims at 10pm Friday.
Be the loudest guy and come in drifting so i know who you are. Let's race bra

xnvy
03-13-2012, 05:21 PM
Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

streethondas
03-13-2012, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by xnvy
Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

Baby we were just talking

Z_Fan
03-13-2012, 06:16 PM
Hilarious!

I really need to go watch these movies so I have something witty to add.

:dunno:

Love the crushed Neon. That's how they all should be.

..*JDM Hatch*..
03-13-2012, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by streethondas


Baby we were just talking

Yeah, Whatever!

unkicrackie99
03-13-2012, 06:25 PM
Jesse don't do it, I bet he's got more than a 100 grand under the hood of that car.

bituerbo
03-13-2012, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by 2Legit2Quit
I generally drink a few 40's of Big Bear and stage my own Calgary Gumball every Friday night, makes for some good times but bad hangovers.

This one time, I accidentally the whole pedestrians.

Hallowed_point
03-13-2012, 06:40 PM
Alright Alright Alright......Firrrreeee em upppp , we go live in 5!!!! (on Friday/Saturday nights ;) )

xnvy
03-13-2012, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by unkicrackie99
Jesse don't do it, I bet he's got more than a 100 grand under the hood of that car. It's all right. I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.

lellowrx7
03-13-2012, 08:32 PM
No faith?!
Pop the hood.
Pop the hood?
Pop the hood!
2jz No shittt!

DboyNismo
03-13-2012, 11:04 PM
man i really wanted to put an sr20 in the altima, but those pull a premium a week before race wars...

and drifting, whats drifting? (tokyo drift reference).

OriginalGoods
03-13-2012, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by streethondas
Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!!!


And I'm sure a couple of B16 Crx's would pull a premium one week before cgy racezz


I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you.

xnvy
03-13-2012, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by OriginalGoods



I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you. You're gonna need more than that crotch rocket.

..*JDM Hatch*..
03-14-2012, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by xnvy
You're gonna need more than that crotch rocket.
Oh i've got something for you!

TeamBestBud
03-14-2012, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by xnvy
You're gonna need more than that crotch rocket.

Go fetch me my car!

streethondas
03-14-2012, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by OriginalGoods



I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your ass handed to you.


I just went into Harry’s. Ordered 3 spoon engines. Plus three T66 turbos, with NOS and a Motec system exhaust….


Originally posted by TeamBestBud


Go fetch me my car!

Go fetch your car? We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that!

sr20s14zenki
03-14-2012, 05:46 AM
NO SHIT, 2JZ....:poosie:

xnvy
03-14-2012, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by streethondas
Go fetch your car? We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that! Someone narc'd on me and I think it was you! [brawl ensues]

Mibz
03-14-2012, 08:28 AM
I NEVER NARC'D ON NOBODY
I NEVER NARC'D ON NOBODY

Lubu
03-14-2012, 08:48 AM
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car

That's my favourite FF all time line :D

That.Guy.S30
03-14-2012, 08:49 AM
Monnicccccaaaaaa!!

xnvy
03-14-2012, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by That.Guy.S30
Monnicccccaaaaaa!!
What's yo problem nigga? You didn't win!


Originally posted by Lubu
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car Granny shiftin', not double-clutchin' like you should.

streethondas
03-14-2012, 11:39 AM
Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you.

triplep
03-14-2012, 05:04 PM
just watching some FF clips... is it just me or are the racers really that retarded? they have their nos buttons labelled like they don't know it is nos.... or is it for the 16 year olds who watch the movie and are like damn I need a NOS label to make my car go faster?

Mista Bob
03-14-2012, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by triplep
just watching some FF clips... is it just me or are the racers really that retarded? they have their nos buttons labelled like they don't know it is nos.... or is it for the 16 year olds who watch the movie and are like damn I need a NOS label to make my car go faster?

You mean the nitrous button? Pot? Kettle? :nut:

VetteRacin
03-14-2012, 05:14 PM
So how many of you went and watched the movie after reading this tread? lol

Mista Bob
03-14-2012, 05:17 PM
You mean you don't watch it every day?

xnvy
03-14-2012, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by streethondas
Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you. Prayin' to the car gods! :thumbsup:

acura_el
03-14-2012, 06:03 PM
During street races, I usually put my car on cruise control then hit the accelerate button like it's NOS.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAH*

89s1
03-14-2012, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by acura_el
During street races, I usually put my car on cruise control then hit the accelerate button like it's NOS.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAH*

:rofl: :rofl:

shybabii
03-14-2012, 07:37 PM
:werd:

4DoorGTZ
03-14-2012, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Mista Bob


You mean the nitrous button? Pot? Kettle? :nut:


ah hahahaha, maybe he fills it up with Husky and Prestone instead of gasoline and coolant.

lellowrx7
03-14-2012, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Mista Bob
You mean you don't watch it every day?

This surprised me too.

Ask any racer, any real racer.
I doesnt matter if you gotta go a second or a mile (to watch)
FnF is FnF
Period

Freestylin
03-14-2012, 08:40 PM
My sig says it all :)

triplep
03-14-2012, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Mista Bob


You mean the nitrous button? Pot? Kettle? :nut:

Sure but in the movies they have it labelled as NOS 1 and NOS 2 just sayin...... they don't have it labelled nitrous, obviously you don't you know your FF that well.

89s1
03-14-2012, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by triplep


Sure but in the movies they have it labelled as NOS 1 and NOS 2 just sayin...... they don't have it labelled nitrous, obviously you don't you know your FF that well.

That doesn't change what you said, or how incorrect it was.

Just sayin

Mista Bob
03-14-2012, 10:43 PM
There is actually a semi-funny story about how the whole NAAAWS thing came to be. Revolving around those very same NOS stickers on the steering wheels.
Think it might have been in the extras on the dvd? Or some sorta documentary.
Basically the whole thing got started as a mistake then worked its way into the dialogue IIRC (been years since I saw the clip).

streethondas
03-14-2012, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by triplep


Sure but in the movies they have it labelled as NOS 1 and NOS 2 just sayin...... they don't have it labelled nitrous, obviously you don't you know your FF that well.

Clearly you need to go watch it again! Brian O'Conner use NOS 1 in the 1st stage and then uses nos 2 after the "Danger to manifold" stage

Just sayinnn

xnvy
03-14-2012, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by streethondas


Clearly you need to go watch it again! Brian O'Conner use NOS 1 in the 1st stage and then uses nos 2 after the &quot;Danger to manifold&quot; stage

Just sayinnn Then Jessie used his NOS but his was too soon and Johnny Tran smoked his ass. Then Jessie ran off to the car wash.

sexualbanana
03-15-2012, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by lilmira
I know a guy who races his red rx7. He hangs out with shady people and he is kinda violent though. And he doesn't like stranger hitting on his cute sister.

I hear he nearly beat a guy to death with a torque wrench. As for her sister, just knock her up. You'll work it out and it'll be fine.

Heru-Farukon
03-15-2012, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by acura_el
During street races, I usually put my car on cruise control then hit the accelerate button like it's NOS.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAH*

PUT PUT PUT PUT PUT BWAHHHHHHHHHHH PSSHHH

:nut:

this thread is glorious

Cooked Rice
03-15-2012, 02:43 AM
I'm itching for some new DVD players.

Shlade
03-15-2012, 06:57 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/TVNC/388912_10151128031780201_708900200_22726224_1782040771_n.jpg

rob the knob
03-17-2012, 10:00 PM
http://img.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/perpetrator-hu-bin-covering-face-in-police-car-01-560x394.jpg

unkicrackie99
03-17-2012, 10:49 PM
I don't know about your other drivers, but when I see flashing lights in my mirror, I don't stop.

xnvy
03-18-2012, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by unkicrackie99
I don't know about your other drivers, but when I see flashing lights in my mirror, I don't stop. That's because the cop's here are factory tuned. If you can do better than 180 km/h they can't catch you, so they don't even try.

Dazflap
03-27-2012, 08:13 PM
op should go to edmonton

lellowrx7
03-27-2012, 08:42 PM
Heard they're doing some crazy shit over in Tokyo

Dazflap
03-27-2012, 09:03 PM
lul. anything from fast 5? i'm drawing a blank I've only seen the movie once!

Shlade
03-27-2012, 09:03 PM
im pregnant

xnvy
03-27-2012, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Shlade
im pregnant Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?

lellowrx7
03-27-2012, 10:21 PM
$11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me

Dazflap
03-27-2012, 11:07 PM
lol looks like we got a bunch of fan boys in here.

PartyintheKorea
04-07-2012, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by acura_el
During street races, I usually put my car on cruise control then hit the accelerate button like it's NOS.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAH*

now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried!

psycoticclown
04-07-2012, 11:49 AM
Aright listen up! The guys we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down the hardest possible way so make sure you've got your funderwear on. We find 'em we take 'em as a team and we bring 'em back. And above all else we don't ever, ever let them get into cars.