Neighbors having loud sex

[KimChigrl]

Hey,

so I've been having this issue with my neighbors having really loud sex, specifically the girl. I live in a condo, and the walls seem to be rather thin, so I can hear a lot.

I've done everything from changing my wifi network name, to leaving notes under their door, to kicking the wall, and turning my music bass on super loud, but the girl is still really loud.

I don't know... has anyone else had this awkward problem?

Any suggestions for what I should do?

[rage2]

Join them.

[KimChigrl]

I'd rather not, the girl sounds HORRIBLE in bed.

[rage2]

So teach her how it's done.

[Feruk]

Do you have some sort of surround sound speakers? If so, next time they're going at it, put them right against whichever wall you can hear them through (with the sound hitting straight into wall), and blast it. Pick a song that'll make the guy go soft for added points. Couple coming to mind: "It's Raining Men", anything by Culture Club.

[2Legit2Quit]

Fire up a chainsaw and go through the wall, show them what's up.

[TYMSMNY]

Originally posted by rage2
So teach her how it's done.

OP, just be louder than her the next time you.... ;)

[KimChigrl]

I'll put 'chocolate rain' on full blast

[kvg]

UMAD or JELLY?

[Eleanor]

Anytime I hear my neighbours having loud sex, all I can picture is:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQWwhZjkJeo/T0ifPGGzPtI/AAAAAAAAE7c/UChhc6Aq6Hk/s400/challenge-accepted.jpg

[lilmira]

Yeah, that Cher song is really annoying. I can imagine her in bed.

[KimChigrl]

Originally posted by kvg
UMAD or JELLY?

god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams

[Spoons]

Originally posted by KimChigrl


god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams

Bad sex is still sex.

I don't see them posting on beyond complaining about your non-existent sex.

[DGill]

Any pictures of her? :poosie:

[KimChigrl]

Originally posted by Spoons


Bad sex is still sex.

I don't see them posting on beyond complaining about your non-existent sex.

I have sex, I just don't scream my bloody lungs out so the whole floor can hear me

I'd rather NOT have sex, than have really shitty sex laying there like a starfish wasting my time

lolbitch

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by KimChigrl


god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams


maybe you're the brutal one..... :dunno:

[dirtsniffer]

Pics of OP also.

Unless you're Korean.... Jokes!

[KimChigrl]

what's a OP

[wardpr68]

You happen to be at the Marquis Condo's? I have seen that one myself at those condos.

[HyperZell]

Originally posted by KimChigrl
what's a OP

Original Penis.

[KimChigrl]

Originally posted by wardpr68
You happen to be at the Marquis Condo's? I have seen that one myself at those condos.

Nope - I live in one of the condos in Eau Claire

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by KimChigrl


I have sex, I just don't scream my bloody lungs out so the whole floor can hear me


How are they having "bad sex" if shes screaming her lungs out? Sounds like the man is doing something right... :dunno:

[KimChigrl]

Originally posted by 403Gemini


How are they having "bad sex" if shes screaming her lungs out? Sounds like the man is doing something right... :dunno:

she sounds like she's dying? It sure doesn't sound like she's enjoying it... I mean, it's not like he's giving it to her hard.

She's just one of the really awkward annoying girls in bed that you want to put a pillow over her face

[Dave P]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 2Legit2Quit
Fire up a chainsaw and go through the wall, show them what's up. [/QUOTE

TRON!!!

[whiskas]

Bust through the wall like the koolaid man.

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by Dave P
[QUOTE]Originally posted by 2Legit2Quit
Fire up a chainsaw and go through the wall, show them what's up. [/QUOTE

TRON!!!

EVICTION PARTYYYY

[Skyline_Addict]

is your avatar and actual photo of you?

[interlude]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
is your avatar and actual photo of you?

hahahahahah

[KRyn]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
is your avatar and actual photo of you?


If so, you would hit it?

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by KRyn



If so, you would hit it?

it's clearly fat boothed to hide something!!!

a Laryngeal prominence?

[JRSC00LUDE]

<insert typical white-knighting comment in hopes that I might get to parlay it into seeing real life boobs one day here>

[msommers]

Complaining about someone else having sex on Beyond LOL. Go bitch on Facebook, maybe you'll get some sympathy.

Actually I've noticed as girls are getting older, all they do is complain on Facebook. Actually, rant. Thank God for the delete function.

[triplep]

If it was me, I'd find a porno and blast it as loud as I could against the wall

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by triplep
If it was me, I'd find a porno and blast it as loud as I could against the wall

A real man would film his own porno as he blasts a chick against the wall.

[kvg]

Wait for a quiet night and have a hobo over for some ruff sex and keep her up for a while.

[davidI]

I stayed with a girl in Germany for 3 weeks and her neighbours were going at it 3 or 4 times a days and the chick was a definite screamer.

Luckily the girl I was with was a screamer as well.

Challenge accepted indeed. :bigpimp:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by davidI
I stayed with a girl in Germany for 3 weeks and her neighbours were going at it 3 or 4 times a days and the chick was a definite screamer.

Luckily the girl I was with was a screamer as well.

Challenge accepted indeed. :bigpimp:

:thumbsup:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by KRyn



If so, you would hit it?

Need more pics. Preferably from ALL angles. :D

[beyond_ban]

hahaha beyond delivers better then most pizza places.

[adidas]

Dont troll me bro!

[CanmoreOrLess]

I once lived in a 1920's mansion on Rockland Avenue (Victoria, BC), the house was chopped into four large apartments. My neighbour directly above was a U of Vic student, very hot and friendly. I thought I had struck gold. Twice a day morning and evening came the sounds of farts rattling off her old bathtub for nearly an hour. My neighbour seemed to have an internal gas problem and not of the stove kind. A bath was her way of gaining relief. She was hot as hell and very friendly the day I moved in, not so hot when I gave notice to the building owner at the end of the week. He asked why I was not staying, I nicely explained the issue, he responded "Well that is a new one, I cannot think of a thing to remedy the problem and I cannot in all good faith hold you to the one year lease". I moved, she stayed. On my yearly visit to Victoria I drive through Rockland, there sits her Jetta in the driveway. Had she found a medication to rid herself of the gassy jacks or did a deaf tenant occupy my old suite?

Slip an unsigned note under her door or move.

[jjmac]

Originally posted by KimChigrl


I have sex, I just don't scream my bloody lungs out so the whole floor can hear me

I'd rather NOT have sex, than have really shitty sex laying there like a starfish wasting my time

lolbitch

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw98s8PExS1r2wus0o1_500.jpg

[davidI]

^bahahaha. How did you know they were farts?!

What if they were just creaky pipes and you missed out on banging the hot neighbour!?

[jjmac]

Maybe they tried anal sex...for the first time :dunno:

[Projek01]

Is this why you want to go on vacation? :dunno:


Originally posted by KimChigrl
Any good destinations for a solo traveler?

I'm a young single female, and I'd like to take a vacation only by myself. Somewhere warm with a beach.

I'm wondering if anyone has good suggestions

Looking to go around September/October

[eglove]

Drill a hole in the wall and webcam stream it for us

[Neil4Speed]

Honestly, if it actually bothers you allot, and are a total dick, call the cops and say that you hear what sounds to be domestic violence, lots of yelling and screaming

[CanmoreOrLess]

Originally posted by davidI
^bahahaha. How did you know they were farts?!

What if they were just creaky pipes and you missed out on banging the hot neighbour!?

Believe me, I tried to picture a hundred alternatives to the ripples of relief sound I was unwillingly subjected to. All girls have gas.... but I draw my line at the one who can toot out the twelve opening bars to "Cracklin' Rosie".

[ekguy]

Originally posted by Eleanor
Anytime I hear my neighbours having loud sex, all I can picture is:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQWwhZjkJeo/T0ifPGGzPtI/AAAAAAAAE7c/UChhc6Aq6Hk/s400/challenge-accepted.jpg

Me and my neighbor outdo each other and compliment each other's performances haha it's been pretty fun.

She just gave me a high five for fifteen mins ago for mine and my gf's performance on sunday haha.

Building is super old so we can hear everything, and likewise they hear everything.

I'd say have fun with it. Unless you ain't getting laid (to op)

[Graham_A_M]

.............and op is gone. :rofl: :rofl:

Jesus you guys. :rofl: :rofl:


Originally posted by Neil4Speed
Honestly, if it actually bothers you allot, and are a total dick, call the cops and say that you hear what sounds to be domestic violence, lots of yelling and screaming

Brilliant. Cops kicking down her door will shut her up pretty fucking quick... no pun intended.

Besides; in Eau Claire they'll have very quick response time too.

[Maxt]

Reminds me of how my neighbors in my old apartment wondered how I knew the husbands name before we ever formally met..

[Blue]

want me to come over? me and you will show dem wassup :poosie: :poosie:

[ekguy]

We need to start timing how long it takes to scare away chick members haha.

[Zewind]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
.............and op is gone. :rofl: :rofl:

Jesus you guys. :rofl: :rofl:



Brilliant. Cops kicking down her door will shut her up pretty fucking quick... no pun intended.

Besides; in Eau Claire they'll have very quick response time too.



Originally posted by ekguy
We need to start timing how long it takes to scare away chick members haha.


Under 3 hours! :thumbsup:

[davidI]

Originally posted by ekguy


Me and my neighbor outdo each other and compliment each other's performances haha it's been pretty fun.

She just gave me a high five for fifteen mins ago for mine and my gf's performance on sunday haha.

Building is super old so we can hear everything, and likewise they hear everything.

I'd say have fun with it. Unless you ain't getting laid (to op)

:thumbsup:

[Skyline_Addict]

Originally posted by KRyn



If so, you would hit it?

Fuck no. That's why I'm asking.

[Kijho]

Originally posted by Blue
want me to come over? me and you will show dem wassup :poosie: :poosie:

Laughed out loud, specifically the :poosie: :poosie: :poosie: :poosie:

[ekguy]

Originally posted by Zewind






Under 3 hours! :thumbsup:

is this the new bar that will be set?

[Skyline_Addict]

Originally posted by max_boost


Need more pics. Preferably from ALL angles. :D

prefer angles where I can actually see that she has a neck.

[Blue]

Originally posted by Kijho


Laughed out loud, specifically the :poosie: :poosie: :poosie: :poosie:

i was actually being serious :dunno:

[Freeskier]

Hmm, I know a couple who live in the condos at Eau Claire...

[syritis]

HAHAHA My ex was a screamer. fun times for sure. best part is she got a thank you note under her door. apparently there was a girl in the adjacent building that would get turn on by us and her BF really appreciated his hammer time as often as we did. :clap:

[Danny Meehan]

you get it wrong


Originally posted by KimChigrl


god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by Freeskier
Hmm, I know a couple who live in the condos at Eau Claire... Do you think she's a screamer? :D

[Maybelater]

lol new user, makes this thread and never comes back.

http://captionsearch.com/pix/t8zrasr0.jpg

[arian_ma]

lol, silent sex is good sex to the OP it looks like. But wait, she doesn't want to lay there like a starfish wasting her time.

"Boobs are like SO NICE! They feel like a bag of sand!"
http://www.lockstockandtwofilmgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/20091015-40-year-old-virgin.jpg

[CompletelyNumb]

^ lmao

[ekguy]

hilarity ensued haha.

[KimChigrl]

They are doing it right now. I am in the other room without an adjoining wall, and it sounded like someone was breaking into our apartment, and then as if they were moving furniture or hammering into the walls to hang a picture.

Should I just call the cops and file a domestic violence report so they get the message that they are TOOOOO LOOOOUUUDDD??

[KimChigrl]

IT SOUNDS LIKE SCOOBY DOO IS RAPING A COW

[Tik-Tok]

You have a cell phone don't you? Record that shit!

[SKR]

Originally posted by KimChigrl
They are doing it right now. I am in the other room without an adjoining wall, and it sounded like someone was breaking into our apartment, and then as if they were moving furniture or hammering into the walls to hang a picture.

Should I just call the cops and file a domestic violence report so they get the message that they are TOOOOO LOOOOUUUDDD??

Kick the fucking door in and give her a reason to scream.

[CompletelyNumb]

Originally posted by KimChigrl
They are doing it right now. I am in the other room without an adjoining wall, and it sounded like someone was breaking into our apartment, and then as if they were moving furniture or hammering into the walls to hang a picture.

Should I just call the cops and file a domestic violence report so they get the message that they are TOOOOO LOOOOUUUDDD??



(thats what good sex sounds like. not a starfish)

[Jsen-DC2]

put some speakers to the wall, play some really loud porn, and play some volleyball on xbox kinect :dunno:

[JRSC00LUDE]

I think it's funny you're still feeding the troll post ban-hammer.

[zipdoa]

this thread sounds like bullshit to me. recorded audio/video proof is needed.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Y'all posting in a troll thread. There ain't no wimminz on Beyond.

[CorollaXRS]

buy a Bose earphone, the one that can filter the noise and put it on when they are having loud sex.

[InRich]

so Kim want me to come over to your place and one up em? its the ultimate revenge for you.

[Sorath]

stay classy inrich.... your heloc cant buy her love.... :rofl:

[InRich]

^ Hey I'm just trying to be the nice guy here... she's got a problem? I got the solution :D

[Tik-Tok]

I'm sure "she" would accept your invite, if "she" weren't a banned troll.

[blubs]

Nothing a bit of Nyan cat on repeat cant fix.