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bubbley
05-03-2012, 09:34 AM
"It was hell, I can't walk!" Man found sobbing in street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac

The woman was arrested last month after another exhausted lover escaped onto a balcony and cried for help

A man was found sobbing in the street by police after his one-night stand demanded too much sex.

The African man broke down in tears outside the woman’s apartment after the 36-hour ordeal in Munich, Germany.

Police confirmed that the exhausted man told them: “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”

The man is believed to be the latest victim of a German nymphomaniac who was arrested last month after forcing her date to make love to her eight times.

Her first victim, Dieter Schulz, was forced to escape from the apartment to raise the alarm when his insatiable lover refused to let him go.

The 43-year-old met the woman in a bar in Munich, Germany, according to German news website The Province.

Partying: One victim met the nymphomaniac woman while on a night out in a bar in Munich
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The pair went back to her apartment where they had sex several times, but when the eager woman demanded more, the exhausted man refused.

When the sex-hungry woman wouldn’t take no for an answer, the man took drastic action.

Desperate Mr Schulz was reportedly spotted on a balcony crying for help after the eager woman demanded more and more sex.

A police spokesman was quoted as saying: “He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.

“But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police.”

Mr Schulz reportedly told police: “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out and I cannot go on!”

Incredibly, when police arrived at the apartment, the woman even tried to tempt them into her bedroom.

The woman, who is believed to be 47, has now been taken to hospital for psychiatric observation.

Sex Ordeal (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563)

spike98
05-03-2012, 09:46 AM
My current record is 12 times in one day, bring this bitch on (pending she is decent looking haha)

Tik-Tok
05-03-2012, 09:57 AM
Need pics of nympho to determine if this guy is a giant pussy, or legit.

sputnik
05-03-2012, 10:00 AM
If she had just made the guy a sandwich and got him a beer it probably wouldn't be an issue.

Kg810
05-03-2012, 10:00 AM
Need pics

Masked Bandit
05-03-2012, 10:00 AM
If she's looking for 8 - 12 sessions in a 36 hour period she probably shouldn't be looking at 45 year old guys. Go find a 20 year old and everyone will be happy.

:dunno:

HomespunLobster
05-03-2012, 10:18 AM
Death by snu snu

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads14/It_time_snu+snu+1239926126.jpg

BananaFob
05-03-2012, 10:23 AM
First World Problems :(

Maybelater
05-03-2012, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by HomespunLobster
Death by snu snu


http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp623w4seh1qda1jlo1_500.jpg

BensonTT
05-03-2012, 10:39 AM
she needs to be gang banged! lol

Sugarphreak
05-03-2012, 10:47 AM
...

spike98
05-03-2012, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak


Caution; they never are... lol

12 times in one day would surely kill me, I think my best is 3 and it involved a nap in the middle somewhere.

This was back in my younger days when i had a constant boner and could recover after 5 minutes. Now that i am approaching 30 after 2 back to back i can barely keep my eyes open haha.

DENZILDON
05-03-2012, 12:12 PM
^^^ It's so hard to fight that! You try to stay awake because your partner would chat it up after but you just want to pass out and snore!

:rofl:

Zephyr
05-03-2012, 12:26 PM
This has to be an Onion article...

lilmira
05-03-2012, 12:46 PM
Vcd_sf-dPhg

ipeefreely
05-03-2012, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak


Caution; they never are... lol

12 times in one day would surely kill me, I think my best is 3 and it involved a nap in the middle somewhere.
What wrong with a nap in the middle?? :confused:

After the nap you're all rested up for round two... :burnout:

:devil:

bourge73
05-03-2012, 05:59 PM
12 times in a day? Jesus. One load from the ol' skin musket and im hittin the hay until tomorrow..

kvg
05-03-2012, 05:59 PM
Pic of said assailant.


http://a57.foxnews.com/img.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Health/660/371/tanningmom.jpg

bourge73
05-03-2012, 06:10 PM
^^Holy fuck that made me lol. Have at her Spike..

rage2
05-03-2012, 06:11 PM
It's funny how in this sex crime, the victim is named, however, the assailant is never identified. Talk about sexual discrimination!

(that and, well, it's being reported in tabloids lol)

GQBalla
05-03-2012, 06:31 PM
not sure what to believe

Mitsu3000gt
05-03-2012, 07:37 PM
Any current deals on flights to Germany?

nismodrifter
05-03-2012, 09:44 PM
bbc loses for the first time

CUG
05-06-2012, 01:59 AM
I don't find this funny. If women want equality, then they either quit fist-bumping when this shit happens, or we publicize rapes on them in a similarly tawdry manner.