Want perspective employers to take notice of you?

[C_Dave45]

Tell them to "suck your dick" :rofl:

Only NOW is she getting actual job offers.

http://deadspin.com/5933467/i-would-like-to-extend-you-a-counter%20offer-to-suck-my-dick-a-rejected-jobseeker-sends-the-padres-the-best-letter-ever

[frozenrice]

Good for her. That's a bit of a dick move to charge $500 to meet potential employers. Especially since she was rejected 30 times by the team that invited her.......

[C_Dave45]

Originally posted by frozenrice
Good for her. That's a bit of a dick move to charge $500 to meet potential employers. Especially since she was rejected 30 times by the team that invited her.......

Yup. I love this part:
"This should be a tutorial on how NOT to network," warned one NFL employee. "She has clearly ruined chances with most professional sports teams at this point."

"Our top guy has been talking for 5 minutes straight how he wants to hire her," joked one person with an AFL team. "I am going to shoot her an email. I love when people shake shit up."

"One of the all time hall of fame moves," wrote an employee in an AHL office. "I told Gordo to hire her tomorrow."

[adamc]

http://taylorgrey.net/wp-content/uploads/p3/images/widget_custom_image_1_1301647459.jpg

:hitit:

[effingidiot]

Originally posted by adamc
http://taylorgrey.net/wp-content/uploads/p3/images/widget_custom_image_1_1301647459.jpg

:hitit:

You'd hit photoshop? :dunno:

[chkolny541]

Originally posted by effingidiot


You'd hit photoshop? :dunno: :facepalm: :facepalm:

[Sentry]

Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not the best fit for your company. But here's a nice fit, my foot in your ass.
This killed me. :rofl: