Guy on beyond who would help people with his truck...

[ekguy]

Looking for that user that had the ad in the marketplace saying he'd help people who needed to pick up things for a small fee. Can't find the ad...

[lint]

spikers

[ekguy]

jesus that was quick haha. Thanks.

:thumbsup:

[D'z Nutz]

Careful. Spikers is known to seduce his clients.

[ekguy]

hmmm...maybe I can wait to get a coffee table...don't think my gf would like a guy trying to seduce me while she's back home haha.

[hurrdurr]

She'll be fine with it.

She said so herself.

:devil:

[JRSC00LUDE]

He even tried to lure me at the mall.

[ekguy]

:poosie: :poosie: :poosie:

Maybe he won't make me pay for the use of his truck if I wine and dine him.

:love: :love:

[spikerS]

:poosie:

[ekguy]

Lol. But all kidding aside how does it work if I need help getting a coffee table? I am looking for something specific so it may take me a bit to find what I want. But I want to know how short notice and how much you charge?

Hoping to find a table in the next few weeks.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Timing and fees usually depend on how inappropriately you let him touch you.

[hampstor]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz
Careful. Spikers is known to seduce his clients.

And mistake you for EK 2.0.

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz
Careful. Spikers is known to seduce his clients.

I heard it was the other way around

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by hampstor


And mistake you for EK 2.0.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Graham_A_M]

Yeah, if he holds up a cloth to your face, and asks:
"What does this smell like to you?" dont take a whiff. That seems to be a common tactic. I heard thats how he got DJ_Rice. Seems to be a great way to get unsuspecting "Clients" with a dash of chloroform.

Or if you guys are chillin' afterwards, dont take a drink unless its fresh from a (just opened) bottle.
His homemade wines can have a little special pill-like ingredient.
You'll wake up not knowing WTF is going on, but wondering how you ended up naked down a well in his basement.

:cry:

[ekguy]

Beyond is seriously wonderful hahaha

[baygirl]

Originally posted by ekguy
:poosie: :poosie: :poosie:

Maybe he won't make me pay for the use of his truck if I wine and dine him.

:love: :love:
Play your cards right and he'll wine and dine you AND move your stuff for free;)

[spikerS]

Originally posted by ekguy
Lol. But all kidding aside how does it work if I need help getting a coffee table? I am looking for something specific so it may take me a bit to find what I want. But I want to know how short notice and how much you charge?

Hoping to find a table in the next few weeks.
Usually give me a day or 2 notice and i can usually make it work.


Originally posted by TomcoPDR


I heard it was the other way around

I am not saying anything for fear of reprisal...


Originally posted by Graham_A_M
Yeah, if he holds up a cloth to your face, and asks:
"What does this smell like to you?" dont take a whiff. That seems to be a common tactic. I heard thats how he got DJ_Rice. Seems to be a great way to get unsuspecting "Clients" with a dash of chloroform.

Or if you guys are chillin' afterwards, dont take a drink unless its fresh from a (just opened) bottle.
His homemade wines can have a little special pill-like ingredient.
You'll wake up not knowing WTF is going on, but wondering how you ended up naked down a well in his basement.

:cry:

Fuck. You were supposed to be putting lotion on. Who let you out?

[Graham_A_M]

^ I used the hose like a rappelling line to climb out. You were in the shitter for one of those marathon deuces, so I thought now's my chance. Probably the most awkward I ever felt after I snuck out the basement window: being covered in dried lotion, barely clothed, asking to use a phone to call for help.
:thumbsdow
Not recommended, hence my warnings in this thread.

[TomcoPDR]

Are you two just on ur own laptop sitting across the kitchen table?

Or are u snuggling and logging on and off sharing one?

[spikerS]

Originally posted by TomcoPDR
Are you two just on ur own laptop sitting across the kitchen table?

Or are u snuggling and logging on and off sharing one?

We are sitting in the living room. I embraced technology and i am using my samsung note. Baygirl is using her laptop.