View Full Version : What do you want on your Tombstone?
Modelexis
08-29-2012, 07:41 PM
Rules are simple, leave a reply with something you would like to have written on your tombstone when you die.
Please keep the small talk comments to a minimum so it's easy to read through the thread.
Although I don't agree with everything Ayn Rand advocated for, I would like something like:
"Who is John Galt?"
baygirl
08-29-2012, 08:00 PM
BRB
Masked Bandit
08-29-2012, 08:07 PM
1973 -
D'z Nutz
08-29-2012, 08:20 PM
"Thought he was getting cremated"
Graham_A_M
08-29-2012, 08:38 PM
I'll be back in 5, just got to find me a nearby cave.
flipstah
08-29-2012, 08:53 PM
"I took your wallet while you were reading this"
Amysicle
08-29-2012, 08:55 PM
Should have had more cats.
n1zm0
08-29-2012, 08:56 PM
http://playfulness.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/19-Life.png
se7en
08-29-2012, 10:57 PM
what the hell man.
Maybelater
08-29-2012, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by baygirl
BRB
LOL
Personally I don't even want a Tombstone. Cremate and be done with it, you can visit where my ashes were spread and when everyone forgets me I won't be marking some space for no reason, being a dead guy nobody remembers.
Boosted131
08-30-2012, 12:05 AM
yolo
Died saving his family from a sinking battleship
Agent_Oorange
08-30-2012, 12:07 AM
Took these guys with him
<-- -->
Freeskier
08-30-2012, 12:20 AM
Respawn in...5...
bmeier
08-30-2012, 12:45 AM
Either on my tombstone or obituary.
" Goodbye cruel world, I'm off to join the circus!"
Redlyne_mr2
08-30-2012, 02:01 AM
My dad has it in his will for his tombstone to read, and I'm not kidding:
"I'd rather be here than Edmonton"
davidI
08-30-2012, 02:51 AM
"Gone Fishing"
Seriously though, I'd love to be buried in a $15 plywood box on a golf course or something. Nothing celebratory or ornamental.
cancer man
08-30-2012, 05:54 AM
That is a good question.
I already have a slap of rock and i'am carving it myself.
Name and date and somebody can finish it.
flipstah
08-30-2012, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
My dad has it in his will for his tombstone to read, and I'm not kidding:
"I'd rather be here than Edmonton"
I LOLed. Thats awesome
03ozwhip
08-30-2012, 07:04 AM
fuck you guys, im out!
sputnik
08-30-2012, 07:23 AM
Nothing.
Cemeteries are a waste of space.
Swank
08-30-2012, 08:47 AM
I told you I was sick.
Tik-Tok
08-30-2012, 08:54 AM
Ouwr_p95XQ8
Tomaz
08-30-2012, 09:02 AM
I'm with stupid
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codetrap
08-30-2012, 09:20 AM
Screw the tombstone.. I'm being turned into a set of diamonds for my family to have with my name/dates laser etched into each of them.
http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG2006.aspx
thager
08-30-2012, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by sputnik
Nothing.
Cemeteries are a waste of space.
i agree, im getting cremated.
CMW403
08-30-2012, 11:17 AM
DON'T DO DRUGS
HyperZell
08-30-2012, 11:40 AM
I will haunt you bitch
civic_stylez
08-30-2012, 11:58 AM
"The children are the future and Wu Tang is for the babies"
or
"Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
"yolo" with the tombstone shaped like drakes head.
RNB11
08-30-2012, 01:16 PM
better luck next time
Maxx Mazda
08-30-2012, 02:11 PM
"Welp, see ya later!"
Neil4Speed
08-30-2012, 02:22 PM
Respawn in 3...2....
KHAAANNNN!
Mitsu3000gt
08-30-2012, 02:33 PM
I personally do not want a funeral (beyond maybe a small gathering at family member's house), and I certainly don't need a tomb stone. The reason being that I want there to be absolutely zero financial burden on my family once I'm gone. Funerals, caskets, grave stones, etc. can get retardedly expensive, and it's easy for people to get preyed on by funeral homes during their grieving times.
Cremation and/or a plain wooden box is all I would want and then the family can take the $15k or whatever the funeral costs would have been and do something useful with it.
I like some of the replies here though :rofl:
Maybelater
08-30-2012, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Mar
I paid for this in cash.
"This plot of land and tombstone leased by (insert leasing company here)"
maxomilll
08-30-2012, 10:56 PM
"Im coming for you"
Sugarphreak
08-30-2012, 11:33 PM
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sexualbanana
08-31-2012, 01:21 AM
I want an extension with my hand so people can give me a high-five.
Originally posted by Sugarphreak
+1
That way worms won't eat my brains.
No way. The worms should be grateful that they can get a piece of this brain!
Nissanaddict
08-31-2012, 01:32 AM
Donate organs, body to science if possible. Otherwise, throw my ashes into some fireworks, as it's probably more beautiful than I ever looked.
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