The Walmart Game .

[big A]

I saw this on another Forum.

You can only buy 3 items. What do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?

There haven't been any good answers yet, I figured beyond could come up with some good ones.
Some examples so far would be:

Machete ,roll of plastic,and duct tape then ask what their doin after work.

Ski mask, leather gloves, and a hunting knife

[FraserB]

Condoms, duct tape and garbage bags.

[Dilmah]

ex-lax, Vaseline and a plunger:thumbsup: Saturday night in Saskatchewan.

[ByTeMe]

Red bull, straight edge razor blades, rope

[rx7boi]

justin beiber tshirt. surgeon gloves. tampons

[Kramerica]

largest bottle of cough syrup I can find, apocalypse now soundtrack, Car Battery

[Rat Fink]

.

[big A]

Olsen twins movie, jumbo bottle of hand lotion and box of Kleenex.

[eglove]

lubricated condoms, peanut butter and dog treats

[FixedGear]

crisco, traffic pylon, webcam

[Mar]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collecting_double_takes.png

[Kloubek]

Shovel, rope/duct tape, lye.

[flipstah]

Originally posted by big A
Schindler's List, jumbo bottle of hand lotion and box of Kleenex.

Fixed.

[CUG]

Wart sauce, preparation H, condoms.

[CompletelyNumb]

Flat of coke, box of chocolate bars, diet pills.

[killramos]

Bullets, Bleach, Shamwow

[ga16i]

Tiger Beat magazine, KY Personal Lubricant, and 3 pack of pretty panties.

Camcorder, cucumber, and Anusol (MUCH better name compared to Preparation H).

[89s1]

jerry can, rope, garbage bags

redbull, ky jelly, brokeback mountain dvd

[aaronzaski]

Patae, cheese, crackers.

[kvg]

rat poison, plastic drop sheet, meat cleaver and complain about the neighbors dog.

[95teetee]

Extra large condoms, duct tape, Chihuahua Connection magazine.

[Mar]

Birth control pills
condoms
1 wire coat hanger

[Toyota Racing]

kleenex, jergens, animal planet in blu-ray

[Kobe]

I remeber I had a guy come to my till when I was younger at superstore and buy
Ky jelly
Bananas
Condoms
Tried so hard not to laugh. Lol

[Dumbass17]

a good friend of mine used to actually do this and post the items on fb along with any reaction/conversation he had during the checkout.

i remember he bought rubber gloves, beans and ky once haha.

i've have to say...
http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/74072F2F.jpg
http://www.babymed.com/sites/default/files/pregnancy_test_positive.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mhFXhO8iMwU/SxVJNlEbZPI/AAAAAAAACM4/NI6mVbx0SLI/s400/TurkeyBasterA.JPG

[sdevils15]

Pineapple, biggest bottle of lube and motrin.

[Chester]

Turkey baster, lube, jug of milk.

[swak]

- Light Switch
- Wires
- Elmers Glue

[civic_stylez]

Hot Pockets
Saran Wrap
Hand Sanitizer

[sexualbanana]

2IWvOpUER90

[Feruk]

Big tub of peanut butter, tissues, dog leash.