Your porn name

[taemo]

Don't remember where I heard/read this but basically if you ever had to create a porn name for yourself, the quickest way is using your dog's name and the name of your street.

for starter, mine would be

Pitchie Bedwood

:rofl:

[aaronzaski]

Dey Larks Clarks

[asp integra]

i heard it was it middle name and name of street you grew up on? either way it is a hell of a porn name, mine is:

clement stratham

[95EG6P]

Hong Kong long

[Cos]

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[frozenrice]

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[Unknown303]

Loki Woodmont. Although I'd change it to Woodmount

[swak]

Alva Taylor

[dewytrain]

K.O Lakeview or Knockout Lakeview

[03ozwhip]

funny that this question is being asked. i was a super huge slut and my friends actually gave me a porn name because of it about 12 or so years ago and i still get called it today and its "Roberto Daggliano"

forgot to mention its a variation of my name.

[Cos]

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[syritis]

Ripley Court....
LAME!

[jibber]

Christopher Woodvalley using the middle name method.

Ginger Douglasridge using my dog's name method.

[D'z Nutz]

Haha some of these actually sound like they could be legitimate porn names. I don't have a dog, but if I get one I'll have to remember to be careful with what name I pick or else I could end up:

Sloppy 2nd

[jibber]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz
Haha some of these actually sound like they could be legitimate porn names. I don't have a dog, but if I get one I'll have to remember to be careful with what name I pick or else I could end up:

Sloppy Number Two

Fixed!

[btimbit]

Dog name method: Scruffy Evergreen

Middle name method: Thomas Pinecrest

Both are terrible:rofl:

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by jibber
Fixed!

Haha I suppose sounding like a fast food combo is better than sounding like clean up duty

[jibber]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz


Haha I suppose sounding like a fast food combo is better than sounding like clean up duty

:facepalm: :rofl:

But I'll agree that sounding like a fast food combo is WAY better than the potty humour I was trying to achieve.

[calgarys_finest]

Dogs name Rex Range
Middle name Cody Range

[Boosted131]

Pepsi not in the northeast

[03ozwhip]

^^so what youre saying is that it doesnt go up and to the right....ever?

[theken]

Dog new Brighton.
Ya. Not a porn name

Dogs name is dog btw

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by jibber


:facepalm: :rofl:

But I'll agree that sounding like a fast food combo is WAY better than the potty humour I was trying to achieve.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9utt5BHcP1r1shod.jpg

[KuruptEX]

Capo 3rd Ave
Sounds more like a gang name, or a name of a hustler than a porn name.

[Tearin]

Dog name method:Tear Saddle

Middle name method: Enza Bradbury

[JordanEG6]

Angel Wentworth

Hahaha.

[Rat Fink]

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[Quiet10]

Titus Hidden Valley...

:dunno:

[Kolbatron]

Zeus Kingsbury - sounds fancy!

[taemo]

Originally posted by Quiet10
Titus Hidden Valley...

:dunno:

sounds like a male-tranny lol

[gretz]

Demo 2nd

[dirtsniffer]

Winky woodpark.

[ga16i]

Never had a dog, but had a rabbit named Dumbass.
My elementary years were split between Hong Kong and Oakland, so... either:
Dumbass Lee Chi Kwok
or
Dumbass Patterson

This method doesn't work too well for my porn name haha.

[Quiet10]

Originally posted by taemo


sounds like a male-tranny lol

:rofl: :rofl:
If he was a female dog, it might work better. Hahaha.

[clem24]

Maggie Tuscany?

[Canmorite]

Mia Grotto

[GS430]

No dog so middle name method..

Jesse Napoleon :poosie:

[abyss]

Mickey Richfield

[..*JDM Hatch*..]

Gage Panatella.

This thread is ballin lol

[ianmcc]

You guys have it all wrong:
it's your first pets name and your mothers maiden last name.
Eg. in our house we have Kimo English and Thumper Dykhousen

[GS430]

Originally posted by ianmcc
You guys have it all wrong:
it's your first pets name and your mothers maiden last name.
Eg. in our house we have Kimo English and Thumper Dykhousen

Yeah but what about us with no pets and immigrant last names..

:rofl:

[masoncgy]

Corky Alderwood... bitches!

I have been through this deal with friends, I've had that nickname for awhile now... haha.