Christmas Present for girlfriend

[LUDELVR]

Alright, it's been a very, very, VERY long time since I've had to do any sort of Christmas present shopping for a girlfriend so let's hear it fellas. What are you guys getting your significant other and no...anal lube is not really an option!! Who the hell uses lube? :dunno:

:devil:

[zipdoa]

Dog sledding

[colinxx235]

justin timberlake knows the best option... ;)


butummm guess you should probably state an intended budget and describe what type of girl you have?

[eglove]

A ring leo

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by zipdoa
Dog sledding

This sounds cool, but girls are always complaining about the cold. Depends on the girl.

Heli tours out of Canmore or Kananaskis?

[ercchry]

dump her, rekindle after valentines day... isnt that what everyone does? :dunno:

[JordanEG6]

http://www.vulture.com/images/dicksinboxes.jpg

[Sugarphreak]

....

[eglove]

Hahahaha. Sugar phreak. Lol

[clem24]

Gift cert for a "boudoir" shoot.

Oh wait this is a present for HER.. Sorry out of ideas. :D

[Alterac]

Originally posted by Sugarphreak
Just make sure to follow the price index of dating time VS cost bell curve,

1 Mo = 30
2 Mo = 40
3 Mo = 50
4 Mo = 75
5 Mo = 100
6 Mo = 150
7 Mo = 200
1 Yr = 400
2 Yr = 200
3 Yr = 150
4 Yr = 100
5 Yr = 75
7 Yr = 50
10 Yr = 40
11 Yr + = 30

Quoted, For, Truth.

LOL.

I dont even know what im doing for XMAS or the Aniverasy gift this year.. 6 years.. woo..

[Hallowed_point]

Originally posted by Sugarphreak
Just make sure to follow the price index of dating time VS cost bell curve,

1 Mo = 30
2 Mo = 40
3 Mo = 50
4 Mo = 75
5 Mo = 100
6 Mo = 150
7 Mo = 200
1 Yr = 400
2 Yr = 200
3 Yr = 150
4 Yr = 100
5 Yr = 75
7 Yr = 50
10 Yr = 40
11 Yr + = 30

Seems legit, totally using this!! Thanks dude! :thumbsup:

[Disoblige]

http://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/justin-bieber-boyfriend-cd-single-with-poster/10138016?trail=&fromPLP=true&ancestorID=&searchString=&startSearch=&fromSearchBox=&addFacet=

Comes with a poster in the CD.

[ddduke]

Last year I was super lazy and didn't want to be creative at all so what I did was:

necklace and bracelet from tiffany's
$50-60 worth of lingerie from victoria's secret

Super easy, took 15 mins at chinook and she was happy as a pig in shit.

This year I have to be semi creative.

[Graham_A_M]

Lol @ Sugarphreak. :rofl: Head out to banff, and do up the hot spring :dunno: I'm almost at a loss for words. Leo? GF? Wtf is going on here?

[Penis McNickels]

Hitachi Magic Wang (wand?)

[Gripenfelter]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TwHn5zG37sQ/TMsrGGUqPOI/AAAAAAAAAv0/ZVkjIML2zTs/s1600/hood-condom-dildo-1.jpg


or this

http://www.lataco.com/taco/wp-content/uploads/rubber_fist.jpg

[kvg]

That could fuck up your fit :rofl: :rofl:

[borN]

Originally posted by ddduke

Super easy, took 15 mins at chinook and she was happy as a pig in shit.


:rofl:

[Tik-Tok]

Gift basket full of bath products, Abreva, and directions to the nearest STD clinic.

[ga16i]

It really depends on your girl and what they like. Last year I shit you not, gave her a vacuum cleaner and a frying pan and she was absolutely thrilled. Clean AND cook! :rofl:

It was an iRobot Roomba and a Stainless Steel All-Clad.

Women I find appreciate experience stuff more than men do. I think they'd really be happier with a massage, a weekend get-a-way or a spa day than some couple hundred dollar physical gift unless its real jewelry.

Vote one for two nights at Chateau Lake Louise, book early with the right deal and it's ~$130/night.

[heavyfuel]

Got my gf a ring last Christmas, this year I'm getting her winter tires lol

[Mar]

There's a place online where you can purchase a star and name it after her. Then buy her a telescope, take her and it outside the city and find it in the sky.

[Sugarphreak]

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[MrSector9]

I agree with ga16i, weekend away with a spa day.

this is what my gf wants for xmas.

http://static.productreview.com.au/pr.products/e6_4d591b489c7f7.jpg


and no it will not be used for this... unfortunantly

http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oh-science-fairs.jpg

[syritis]

Originally posted by Gripenfelter
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TwHn5zG37sQ/TMsrGGUqPOI/AAAAAAAAAv0/ZVkjIML2zTs/s1600/hood-condom-dildo-1.jpg


i'm not entirely sure why i burst out laughing at the sight of this.
is this a demotion or promotion from being a tit head?

[Mar]

Originally posted by Sugarphreak


You could probably fake this for free and just get a fancy certificate printed up
I'm pretty sure it's not legal anyway, like the places that sell you a 1x1 square metre of land in Scotland with official documentation.

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by eglove
A ring leo

Fuck you...



:rofl:

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
I'm almost at a loss for words. Leo? GF? Wtf is going on here?

I was as confused as you were when I found out!:eek:

[Team_Mclaren]

Little Leo

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FmrJ4eOKGHo/T1z9D-2gbWI/AAAAAAAAClI/WMHFLNX8V_k/s400/baby_480.jpg

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by MrSector9
I agree with ga16i, weekend away with a spa day.

this is what my gf wants for xmas.

http://static.productreview.com.au/pr.products/e6_4d591b489c7f7.jpg


and no it will not be used for this... unfortunantly

http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oh-science-fairs.jpg

LMAO, thats kind of what I was thinking as to why a chick would want a reciprocating electric hand saw, right before I scrolled down and saw you beat me to it. Unless she has a thing for doing reno's around the house herself, kind of odd as to why she'd want that. :dunno:

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M


Unless she has a thing for doing reno's around the house herself, kind of odd as to why she'd want that. :dunno:

Bodies don't hack themselves up you know.

[<giani>]

Maybe a pandora bracelet. You can get these attachment things to "customize" it for your SO

Link: http://www.pandora.net/en-ca

[AndyL]

Originally posted by LUDELVR


I was as confused as you were when I found out!:eek:

Yeah, I think we're all a little confused ;)

Congratz I guess? :dunno:

Get her a weekend at a resort (radium/fairmont) - and some lingerie, score both ways, drive out, then relax for a weekend

[Benny]

Originally posted by Sugarphreak


You could probably fake this for free and just get a fancy certificate printed up

Lol yeah what kinda chump would actually pay for this?

[Feruk]

She wants a Wok. Works for me.


Originally posted by heavyfuel
Got my gf a ring last Christmas, this year I'm getting her winter tires lol
Ring last year, 4 big rings this year. Makes sense.


Originally posted by &lt;giani&gt;
Maybe a pandora bracelet. You can get these attachment things to &quot;customize&quot; it for your SO

Link: http://www.pandora.net/en-ca
You know why they call it Pandora right? Cuz once you open the box of buying those little worthless charms for 10X their value, your girlfriend will continue to buy more.

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by AndyL


Yeah, I think we're all a little confused ;)

Congratz I guess? :dunno:

Get her a weekend at a resort (radium/fairmont) - and some lingerie, score both ways, drive out, then relax for a weekend

Funny you mentioned that, we've just decided to go to Vegas instead and that'll be our presents! haha

Done and Done!:devil:

[spike98]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M


LMAO, thats kind of what I was thinking as to why a chick would want a reciprocating electric hand saw, right before I scrolled down and saw you beat me to it. Unless she has a thing for doing reno's around the house herself, kind of odd as to why she'd want that. :dunno:

http://listenersdiscretionadvised.podbean.com/mf/web/t5estc/fucksall_2_resized.jpg

[Boosted131]

Gym membership

[ga16i]

Originally posted by Feruk
She wants a Wok. Works for me.


Ring last year, 4 big rings this year. Makes sense.


You know why they call it Pandora right? Cuz once you open the box of buying those little worthless charms for 10X their value, your girlfriend will continue to buy more.

A wok! Awesome, that's a keeper right there.

I refuse to buy Pandora anything for the wife, she's got a Tiffany charm bracelet instead, at least it's 925 silver. The whiteman isn't going to get me to trade anything for f@#$ing beads in this day and age, maybe back when America was first discovered.

[Gripenfelter]

Originally posted by syritis


i'm not entirely sure why i burst out laughing at the sight of this.
is this a demotion or promotion from being a tit head?

"hey honey, wanna play unicorn?"

[max_boost]

Originally posted by LUDELVR


I was as confused as you were when I found out!:eek:

Does your old dating rules apply to this girl? :D