Limited time offer: $5 donation = Reasonable time for self carwash, vaccum, etc...

[TomcoPDR]

Thanks for clicking.

Limited time offer:

I have a warehouse (set up for detail/auto shop related), I'm getting rid of it to do other shit in life, changes in life, etc...

In the mean time in my vacant possession/sale listing... I'll TRY to offer something for Beyond and/or charity cause. (well, one of the things I'm trying to change in life is become more of a douche/badass, so just in case I go :nut: end up in jail or some fucked up shit that gets me on the news, at least this forum can somewhat vouche that I once was a chill dude)

For minimum $5 five dollars donation specifically to Calgary Humane Society (these guys are the neighbour to this property, and whenever I felt down at the property, I walk over, and chill with 'em pussy cats over there)

You get: (this is Beyond, so I'm going to say limit up to 1 hour use, hopefully that'll be enough "shop time/mitt washing" for C_Dave45 lol lol)

- Time to self, MITT WASH your car, BYOB bring your own bucket/mitt
- Time to use my brand new vaccum
- Time to dry your door jambs and such (have air compressor to blow dry)
- (unless Rage or Kenny objects) I still have some Beyond.ca keychains on me (Kenny's got most, but I'm cleaning out basement and guess I still have a few)... that's included in your donation, so hopefully you can do more than the mininum.

BRING YOUR OWN MATERIALS my supplies are very limited


This is NOT a business opeartion, I am purely donating my property use, carwash related equipment, heat/utilities, and my time (when I can) to supervisor; of course I ain't leaving any of you fuckers alone in my shop... and you're at your own risk/injuries being there, using the equipment.

Me and Spikers hanging out.
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_2884.jpg http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_2882.jpg

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_2885.jpg http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_2888.jpg

You're also welcome to take a shower in here, included with your donation.
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_2873.jpg

Location: Near Deerfoot Casino, same street as Calgary Humane Society... (so could be great for the deep SE/new South hospital area people)

Next avaliable time (please PM me to book your SPECIFIC usage time, so we're not jamming up the place... kinda like a doctor's appointment, cuz I'm not gonna sit there like a wash attendant, I do have a regular career job too and other fuckin' shit to do in life; so please respect my DONATED time being there):

- Late night tonight 10pm, lol (if you're someone I know) November 27
- Wednesday November 28. 10:00am- 2-3pm... (unless a stream of ppl wanna book after 3pm, then I wouldn't mind staying continously), but I'd like to go home for a bit and have my nap... then back out 7:00pm and later
- Thursday November 29. (pending on how well this out of the blue event goes)
- Saturday December 1. 10:00am-4:00pm
- Sunday December 2. (open for booking as far as I can see)

[K3RMiTdot]

can i donate just for the keychain? mine broke and got lost.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Great idea, Tomco!

[Unknown303]

I can't wait for that 5 dollar shower!

[baygirl]

I would check for hidden cameras in that shower lol

[Unknown303]

I'm counting on it. It will be my big break!

[black13]

Damn great idea! Your a real badass Tomco! :D

I'll donate $10 as I've been looking to do a proper underbody wash. Got my own bucket and stuff too, just need washer and a place.

Got a dent been wanting you to look at as well. Pm'd

[kvg]

Awesome Thomas:thumbsup: Just to hijack the thread the humane society is always looking for old towels. They put one with the animal for bed when they arrive and send them home with them when the find a home, so if anyone is going in that area and have any old towels you should drop them off.

[7thgenvic]

awesome! This is why you are the most loved member on beyond! For 100 buck donation do you supply czech hookers for the shower? :)

[AndyL]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
awesome! This is why you are the most loved member on beyond! For 100 buck donation do you supply czech hookers for the shower? :)

:rofl:

That explains his opening paragraph :rofl:

He's a chill dude!

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
awesome! This is why you are the most loved member on beyond! For 100 buck donation do you supply czech hookers for the shower? :)



Originally posted by AndyL


:rofl:

That explains his opening paragraph :rofl:

He's a chill dude!


Doorman's got it right... You gotta be bad, before you get 'em good ones.

[CanmoreOrLess]

I'll donate $10 if you yell at C_Dave45 as he washes his vehicle, $20 if you video it and post on Beyond.

[AndyL]

Don't do that, you'll probably catch him breaking a leg, then the beyond lawsuits start :rofl:

And I need to talk him into coming to my place... see this doesn't work :)

[KRZY403]

Donated! Thanks again Tom!

http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww300/anbu387/donation.jpg:angel:

[ExtraSlow]

How much to rent this space to shoot a porno? I will bring my own supplies, but i will require that shower afterwards.

[CanmoreOrLess]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
How much to rent this space to shoot a porno? I will bring my own supplies, but i will require that shower afterwards.

If C_Dave45 is in the background washing his vehicle and getting yelled at while the porno is in motion.... all on video.... I'll donate $100.

[Cooked Rice]

Originally posted by CanmoreOrLess


If C_Dave45 is in the background washing his vehicle and getting yelled at while the porno is in motion.... all on video.... I'll donate $100.

:rofl:

[spikerS]

This thread is trying so hard to go sideways, but it just can't quite jump the rails yet...

[Masked Bandit]

Originally posted by spikers
This thread is trying so hard to go sideways, but it just can't quite jump the rails yet...

Give it time.

I predict the only vehicle that will be washed will be C_Dave45's and the result will be a low-rent video production of some kind with much hilarity and a bunch of money donated to the Humane Society.

[Graham_A_M]

Is a golden shower included in that $5?

[Maxx Mazda]

What a great idea! And for a good cause.

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
How much to rent this space to shoot a porno? I will bring my own supplies, but i will require that shower afterwards.

- Send profiles of ur female talents, with current AIM
- Make sure u can line up the city event permits
- Get me in a scene, could be my next career change.
- And just to be sure, we're talking about hetrosexual entertainment video right? Like don't shoot these Tokyo boyz midnight express that ain't happening.

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
How much to rent this space to shoot a porno? I will bring my own supplies, but i will require that shower afterwards.

Wait. Were you joking? So was I.

[TomcoPDR]

Five bucks from K3RMiTdot


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/K3RMiTdot.jpg

[TomcoPDR]

Shitty weather, but still had some takers.

FraserB
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/DSCF1005.jpg

[TomcoPDR]

black13 donated $10... actually took him to the humane society (no homo), almost talked him into adopting a cool pet ;)

[codetrap]

Originally posted by kvg
Awesome Thomas:thumbsup: Just to hijack the thread the humane society is always looking for old towels. They put one with the animal for bed when they arrive and send them home with them when the find a home, so if anyone is going in that area and have any old towels you should drop them off. That's great! I have a garbage bag full of old towels and didn't have anywhere for them to go. Thanks buddy!

[TomcoPDR]

From AutoMats

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_2904.jpg

[TomcoPDR]

Bump. I can donate a few hours tomorrow (Sat Jan 26, 2013).. I'd say starting around 10-11am to the afternoon

PM for specific time slots (like a doctor's appointment)

[Team_Mclaren]

Damn if i didnt have to work, would love to clean my car up....

[TomcoPDR]

From Granham_A_M

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/IMG_3189.jpg

[Graham_A_M]

^ Yeah, it sucked... My car was just as dirty as before washing it after leaving your area. :nut:

Kind of a waste of time in that regard, oh well.. It was cool seeing you. At least we got the interior all done. :dunno: