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Super_Geo
02-14-2004, 11:54 AM
Think before you read down for that trouser snake... together we can win this rightous war.

http://www.geocities.com/afpurity/
AquamosH
02-14-2004, 11:57 AM
:rofl:
benyl
02-14-2004, 11:58 AM
:rofl:
kevie88
02-14-2004, 12:03 PM
OMG man, I had no idea this was so serious.. The graph in the middle of the page proves everything!! :eek:




I'm going straight to hell!! :(
t3rry
02-14-2004, 12:07 PM
we're all going to become ciminals?
t3rry
02-14-2004, 12:08 PM
Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.


thatys porbably true because i am sure atleast 5% of americans are under 10 years old :rofl:
redx2nv
02-14-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by t3rry
Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.


thatys porbably true because i am sure atleast 5% of americans are under 10 years old :rofl:

Or dont have arms:rofl:
Horatio
02-14-2004, 12:25 PM
or lie
ZorroAMG
02-14-2004, 12:32 PM
Yeah ok, so do you think dudes in the 1960's didn't masturbate as much as guys today? Like WTF did they survey them and expect to get straight answers back then LOL

What I want to know is how Super Geo stumbled upon this? Googling "how to punish the Porpoise" again?
THREE40SEVEN
02-14-2004, 01:12 PM
Feedback:

Well it's got me stumped. Surely it MUST be a joke site,but I'm not completely positive. If it's a joke "Well done!" I say.
--Col. E.Z. Smith

We'll just see how funny you think it is when you're burning in the Lake of Fire!

:rofl:
I'm gonna go spank a batch in the shower:rofl:
Dj_Stylz
02-14-2004, 01:48 PM
hahha
core_upt
02-14-2004, 02:25 PM
This is the funniest site ever, it's even better since it's not a joke. I love the part about selling sausages and cucembers pre-sliced or how modest underwear will sell itself! I wonder how they go about busting people for whacking it in Texas, midnite raids? And advocating female circumcison, which is one of the most disgusting and painful surgeries, WTF. Hi-larious.

The graph is the best. I like how there is no labeling and does not accomodate little things, like say the huge jump in population in the last 40 years:
MM99lude
02-14-2004, 02:40 PM
oh man, my side hurts from laughting, i like how the comments page are posted as "hate mail"... such wankers :rofl:
Def_3
02-14-2004, 02:45 PM
....
sandman
02-14-2004, 04:42 PM
:nut: :rofl: :nut: :rofl: buncha bible thumpinh whackjobs :rolleyes:
RiCE-DaDDy
02-14-2004, 05:14 PM
its a joke
hjr
02-15-2004, 12:31 AM
"Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male"

thats soooo weak. Clitoridectomy is soo discusting its not even funny. If this is a joke site, then thats BAD taste, if its real then it will be the webmaster who will be burnin in hell. And ill be there stabing him with a pitchfork!! Fuckers....
EK 2.0
02-15-2004, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Yeah ok, so do you think dudes in the 1960's didn't masturbate as much as guys today? Like WTF did they survey them and expect to get straight answers back then LOL

What I want to know is how Super Geo stumbled upon this? Googling "how to punish the Porpoise" again?


Well I for one am glad HE posted it so that I didnt have to...