New Subforum :Family/Kids?

[codetrap]

Seeing as how we're all getting older, and a large amount of us have children. How about a subforum for Family/Kid related stuff?

[kvg]

We have a buy/sell/trade for kids already don't we ;) . Sounds like a good idea for the typical my way is the best ever and your a terrible parent discussions that always ends up happening. I'm down because good or bad it will sure be entertaining.

[EK69]

Or the "help my kids shit is green is that normal??" type threads lol

[ExtraSlow]

I made this exact suggestion about a year an a half ago, but I just laughed at. I still think this is a good idea, and it'll help those without kids to avoid this type of threads.

As long as Brad gets a chance to tell us how he's already chosen a career path for all his offspring, it'll be good for the luls. Also enjoy the childless members telling us what bad parents we are.

All in all, will be more entertaining than edicational, but that's true for the rest of this forum as well. I'm in.

[Masked Bandit]

I would like to see this happen as well.

[benyl]

We can all brag about how much smarter or cuter our kids are than other members kids.

[sputnik]

Originally posted by benyl
We can all brag about how much smarter or cuter our kids are than other members kids.

How about a picture thread where everyone posts pictures of their kids doing the same fad photo shoots (i.e. smash rainbow cake).

[j.garner]

Originally posted by Masked Bandit
I would like to see this happen as well.

+1

[spikerS]

It is amazing to see how Beyond has morphed over the years.

*sniff* my baby is all grown up, and having babies! *SNIFF*

+2

[78si]

I'm in:thumbsup:

Swagger wagon knock off video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoAW0OyMZ9g

[kvg]

Originally posted by benyl
We can all brag about how much smarter or cuter our kids are than other members kids.

And how amazing and advanced all of our kids are until we realize all parents say the same shit, me included:rofl:

[benyl]

oh yeah? How old is your kid? there is no way you kid is as smart as mine.;)

[Kloubek]

When I first joined Beyond years ago I don't think this would have worked. Yes, we still have the "green" young guys on here but some of us have stuck on Beyond for some time and our families are starting to grow.

Now that I have a baby, I'd certainly welcome such an area. I don't like posting questions/comments on the general forums since I figure such matters are of interest to only a select group on this site.

[kvg]

Originally posted by benyl
oh yeah? How old is your kid? there is no way you kid is as smart as mine.;)

9 and 11 and get good grades, do chores, never had diaper rash, and both are going to be doctors, but really both girls are playing on their iPads right now:dunno:

[AndyL]

Originally posted by benyl
We can all brag about how much smarter or cuter our kids are than other members kids.
sorry I got that won :rofl: the cute part anyway... so he'll be smrt like pop.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/75033_10151404828555185_1498998383_n.jpg

Gotta be half of beyond who's had kids this past few years...

and +1 to the,marketplace section, love to threaten to sell mine to gypsies regularly ;)

[kvg]

I just told them I would take out their batteries or that I take them to china town and sell them when they were younger:rofl:

[03ozwhip]

im down for a new sub forum.

[soupey]

im down. for my nephew.

u kids got ooooooold :rofl:

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by kvg


9 and 11 and get good grades, do chores, never had diaper rash, and both are going to be doctors, but really both girls are playing on their iPads right now:dunno:

You're a terrible parent for letting them on the internet with their ipads. I bet you give them soda as well.

If a child-forum (pun intended) is made though, you shouldn't let 89coupe in, otherwise you know how every thread will turn out, lol.

[kvg]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


You're a terrible parent for letting them on the internet with their ipads. I bet you give them soda as well.



The coke in the fridge is for my Cuban rum not for them, so they don't even ask, but when I feed them McDonalds:eek: hell ya. I even let them ride in the front seat:D

[03ozwhip]

Originally posted by kvg


The coke in the fridge is for my Cuban rum not for them, so they don't even ask, but when I feed them McDonalds:eek: hell ya. I even let them ride in the front seat:D

and thats how i know we will get along just fine if/when we ever meet lol

[kvg]

lol, I'll send ya an invite for the next wing night:thumbsup: I here Kensington pub lets kids in:rofl:

[03ozwhip]

sweet! ive been looking for a place to let me and my kid drink together!

[SOAB]

don't even bother with a cutest kid contest cause i will win.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224918_10152367586770214_294239027_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/58224_10152367587040214_558728460_n.jpg

[baygirl]

Originally posted by kvg


... I even let them ride in the front seat:D
But to be a really cool parent you have to let them ride in the front seat with no seat belt. Or even better, let one sit on your lap and steer(this frees up your hands to eat your own Macdonalds then).

[AndyL]

Originally posted by kvg
lol, I'll send ya an invite for the next wing night:thumbsup: I here Kensington pub lets kids in:rofl:

so does the slap n spank'her... erm... ship n anchor... until 6pm I think

[Penis McNickels]

Originally posted by kvg
lol, I'll send ya an invite for the next wing night:thumbsup: I here Kensington pub lets kids in:rofl:

We're totally down for a Daddy-Daughter pub crawl.

[ExtraSlow]

My three year old is pretty good at fetching me beer, but never tried to see if her skills extended to ordering wings at a pub. I'm in.

I'm sure if we let brad join us, his kids would be managing that pub before we left.

[kvg]

Sweet this isn't a bs thread about how my kid is a unique snowflake and I'm the best parent ever. Maybe a sub forum could work.

[hampstor]

I think we'll get this subforum once kenny has kids and needs to figure out wtf to do. :poosie:

[benyl]

Originally posted by hampstor
I think we'll get this subforum once kenny has kids and needs to figure out wtf to do. :poosie: :werd: :rofl:

[Kloubek]

Originally posted by SOAB
don't even bother with a cutest kid contest cause i will win.

Your daughter is especially adorable. But as far as "winning", I might have something to say about that myself...



http://www3.telus.net/kloubek/kyle.jpg

[benyl]

Really?

[G]

What you talking about willis?

http://i.imgur.com/Iozr7.jpg

Not impressed...

http://i.imgur.com/90NMq.jpg

[blitz]

So many asian babies.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8177/8045320221_80b9197d69_c.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryankarr/8045320221/)
DSC_7536 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryankarr/8045320221/) by ryankarr (http://www.flickr.com/people/ryankarr/), on Flickr

[rage2]

Originally posted by benyl
Really?
I really hope that's cake.

[03ozwhip]

alright fine, ill throw my white kid in the mix lol

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s5/cory_mr2/022-1_zps3921fa08.jpg

[JAYMEZ]

Man beyond is getting old..... But I do agree.. We probably do need a Family forum .

[codetrap]

Since we're whipping out pics... 3 weeks ago

http://www.codetrap.net/binaries/cassie2.jpg

[R-Audi]

I'll play:


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8466/8361353037_6d7e164bfa.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/markgord/8361353037/)

[sputnik]

More white kids!

Lincoln and Lorelei

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SC637mEtgac/UNyridNIchI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/1Lk9sGQH__k/s1600/B_MG_9748_5x5.jpg

[codetrap]

Originally posted by baygirl

But to be a really cool parent you have to let them ride in the front seat with no seat belt. Or even better, let one sit on your lap and steer(this frees up your hands to eat your own Macdonalds then). I must be in the running for parent of the year then. I sat her on the gas tank of my FJR and let her steer & rev the throttle while riding around the block. My wife insisted on at least a bicycle helmet, but I didn't wear mine..

[Perfect Dark]

I'm doomed when they grow up...

Torie
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g236/frododapug/Torie_zpsda600ff1.jpg

Rylea
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g236/frododapug/Rylea_zps7a6bf413.jpg

[G]

^honey boo boo look alike

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/alana-thompson-honey-boo-boo-tlc.jpg

[Unknown303]

Seriously you guys.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f237/Unknown303/IMG_0212.jpg

[lint]

Originally posted by rage2
I really hope that's cake.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[seer_claw]

Time with Grandma.

http://shaunhook.smugmug.com/Family/Rachel-Month-3-4/i-GKDsX8x/0/L/DSC_6819-L.jpg

[benyl]

Originally posted by rage2

I really hope that's cake.

Assshole.

It's yoghurt.

[EK69]

Lol looks like this thread is both asking for a new section and proving its necessity

[kenny]

Originally posted by hampstor
I think we'll get this subforum once kenny has kids and needs to figure out wtf to do. :poosie:

Hahah :rofl:

dick.

[JRSC00LUDE]

I'll play......


http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/JRSC00LUDE/meandgrayson_zps9ea575d8.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/JRSC00LUDE/grayson.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/JRSC00LUDE/grayson2.jpg

^ You add water to mine and they multiply. :D

He's 13 months in these bottom two, bit younger in the first.

[kvg]

^Mine are bigger and can cook me bacon unsupervised.

http://i935.photobucket.com/albums/ad193/kellygibbonsemail/P1020773.jpg

http://i935.photobucket.com/albums/ad193/kellygibbonsemail/P1250120.jpg

[JRSC00LUDE]

^

Yours won't be safe from mine in 16 years. I'll teach him to chase the old ones just for that purpose. :poosie:

[kvg]

For the bacon?;)

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
^

Yours won't be safe from mine in 16 years. I'll teach him to chase the old ones just for that purpose. :poosie:

Chasing the older ones is key to a good life.

[JAYMEZ]

LOL this thread changed alot ! LOL

[FixedGear]

if this thread is any indication of what a parenting subforum would look like, I vote NO!!!


:D

[AndyL]

I'd be down for the group buy on rocking chairs PAL licenses and shotguns... :D

[codetrap]

Originally posted by AndyL
I'd be down for the group buy on rocking chairs PAL licenses and shotguns... :D Count me in. I'm already looking online for a decent replica shotgun with a lawnchair that I can sit out front and polish for when my daughter starts dating.. I'm also going to be enrolling her in some martial arts so she can learn to fight off the boys for herself. :)

[spikerS]

+2

here are my 2 little gobs of offspring.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/487884_420999804605247_1773780950_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/r90/377373_10152182768930405_557826371_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/165813_10152342700200405_412775915_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398186_10151658276560405_1522556092_n.jpg

[Masked Bandit]

Originally posted by AndyL
I'd be down for the group buy on rocking chairs PAL licenses and shotguns... :D

For the intended purpose, do you really think my shotgun will be licensed?

That's what crazy uncles are for.

[Melinda]

Pfft. While I'm woman enough to admit that you guys all have some super adorable kids, I have to say the secret to the ultimate cuteness is in the mixed breeds :)


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Syryda/Leaves17Small_zps1c33bddf.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Syryda/ClaireJello_zps064721b1.jpg


On a topic related note, I think the sub-forum is a great idea, but I've supported it since back when it was first suggested. :) My oh my how times on beyond have changed!

[ExtraSlow]

Half-breeds rock. Hottest chicks are always half asian.

Mine are full blood whities, white power yo.

[max_boost]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
Half-breeds rock. Hottest chicks are always half asian.



That is absolutely correct. :D

[ZeroGravity]

I don't say much on here, but I support the Family/Kids subforum too!

My little one at 10 months...
http://photoemotion.ca/Eric/Gallery/Pages/Breakfast_Photoshoot_files/Media/12-04-01-Ari02/12-04-01-Ari02.jpg

At 12 months...
http://photoemotion.ca/Eric/Gallery/Pages/Ari_-_One_year_files/Media/12-05-27-Ari04/12-05-27-Ari04.jpg

At 16 months...
http://photoemotion.ca/Eric/Blog/Entries/2012/11/26_18_months_files/DSC01452_CR_PE.jpg

[joyridder]

subforum is a good idea...

Here is our Morgan :)
3.5 months
http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q544/xenalare/Facebook/Mobile%20Uploads/240683_10151148879867906_660890665_o.jpg
5.5 months
http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q544/xenalare/IMG_4297_zps71bca4ef.jpg

[JRSC00LUDE]

^

Holy hell, I haven't seen you post in ages.

[baygirl]

All ours kids = the future of beyond:rofl:

[joyridder]

Originally posted by baygirl
All ours kids = the future of beyond:rofl:

That wouldn't be so bad ;)

[sputnik]

Originally posted by Melinda
I have to say the secret to the ultimate cuteness is in the mixed breeds :)

Maybe when they are kids.

However I know a couple half white half Asian guys that are pretty funny looking.

One is even a ginger Asian.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by sputnik
However I know a couple half white half Asian guys that are pretty funny looking.

One is even a ginger Asian.

He's an orange! :nut:

[Khyron]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-uTz1PwjDJqc/UONqM0G2pwI/AAAAAAAACKQ/Da3qwajABl4/s640/IMG_1899.JPG

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dKoFppvZeX8/UElnHe8ytPI/AAAAAAAABzM/PvRzfQ_05_E/s640/IMG_4296.jpg

Almost 5 and just over 2 .

A lot less time spent on car stuff, that's for sure. :)

[sillysod]

Mine 1/2 Czech, 1/2 Turkish.

Only kid you won't catch in jogging pants... ever. haha.

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b421/sillysod/117.jpg

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b421/sillysod/Airplane.jpg

[LOLzilla]

All matters on the direction the owners wish to take this site. I see beyond as a Motorsports community first, everything else follows.

[rage2]

What are your thoughts if we just started a new site/forum for parents?

[SOAB]

honestly, i probably wouldn't visit it.

i surf beyond because it has everything, not just cars. if i wanted a dedicated parenting forum, i'm sure there are plenty out there i could join already.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by SOAB
honestly, i probably wouldn't visit it.

i surf beyond because it has everything, not just cars. if i wanted a dedicated parenting forum, i'm sure there are plenty out there i could join already.

And on that note, if Beyond started a "family" section... make it invisible to non-members, like "Ask Leo". That way there won't be tons of "tell me I'm a good parent, please!!!" members joining


Mind you, that could be entertaining too, hahahah.

[sputnik]

Originally posted by rage2
What are your thoughts if we just started a new site/forum for parents?

It would be a great revenue stream for you since Kristafo-type-moms love arguing with other moms about parenting online.

I would never visit it for the above reason.

[sillysod]

^^^ I think that is the entire point of asking for a subforum, Sputnik is right noboby here would ever visit it. There are lots of parenting sites aready. A lot of us have kids and just want to post the odd question here and there or get some feedback on something from other parents.

We have a "fitness" subforum, a "sports" subforum, an "entertainment" subforum... the most active parts of this board are non-car related.

[ExtraSlow]

I think a separate site would probably get a lot of traffic and be a great revenue stream, but if you went that way, I'd never go there.
I want to ask parenting questions on beyone exactly BECAUSE it's not foremost a perenting forum. It's most regular guys, and mostly they'll be reasonable.

if anyone thinks kriftao is bad, that's nothing compared to the idiots on the mommy forums.

[R-Audi]

2nd.

[98brg2d]

Would not visit a separate website, google works fine for that to read other people's threads but I would never post there.

Most of those other sites are dominated by moms and I think most of the people that would use it on Beyond are dads - very different demographic.

Plus, those forums are largely American and a lot of the health/medical stuff doesn't apply to us because we get what the government gives us, that and we simply aren't American.

I find that on a lot of very important issues, Canadians handle things very differently.

[hampstor]

^^ agreed.

All the other parenting forums in Canada are populated by women with burning torches and bitchforks.

A beyond version would be quite hilarious as we're a giant sausage party here.


Originally posted by hampstor
I think we'll get this subforum once kenny has kids and needs to figure out wtf to do. :poosie:

Originally posted by kenny


Hahah :rofl:

dick.


You know it's true. :rofl:

[kvg]

Originally posted by rage2
What are your thoughts if we just started a new site/forum for parents?

No:thumbsdow I want to see the hilarious arguments that happen on beyond about stupid shit. I do like the idea of it being invisible like ask Leo to keep the non beyond pedos off. We could call it "Ask Brad" :D

[sputnik]

Originally posted by kvg
We could call it "Ask Brad" :D

+1 (and a Pepsi)

[benyl]

+1 for "Ask Brad"

ROFL :rofl:

[rage2]

Waiting for 89coupe to chime in haha.

[kvg]

Originally posted by hampstor


All the other parenting forums in Canada are populated by women with burning torches and bitchforks.

A beyond version would be quite hilarious as we're a giant sausage party here.





No shit, lol. I'm a terrible parent I had my girls convinced that they had batteries I could take out for years and that if they wouldn't listen sell them in china town or I would throw them in the garbage like my old kids:rofl:. I would get eaten alive on a proper parenting forum.

[AndyL]

+1 not a separate site ...

I don't care what some nutter in commiefornia who's still breastfeeding her 6yo thinks...

can't wait for a how to properly punish your kid thread... I'll have to build a woodshed, I've got a belt or 3... almost pic ready :rofl:

[Masked Bandit]

Originally posted by 98brg2d
Would not visit a separate website, google works fine for that to read other people's threads but I would never post there.

Most of those other sites are dominated by moms and I think most of the people that would use it on Beyond are dads - very different demographic.

Plus, those forums are largely American and a lot of the health/medical stuff doesn't apply to us because we get what the government gives us, that and we simply aren't American.

I find that on a lot of very important issues, Canadians handle things very differently.

+11111111111111111111

[powerslave]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow

I want to ask parenting questions on beyone exactly BECAUSE it's not foremost a perenting forum. It's most regular guys, and mostly they'll be reasonable.

Agreed with above.
+1 for a subforum on Beyond.

[FixedGear]

A lot of you are commenting that you don't want to visit other parenting forums because they're filled with "women with burning torches and bitchforks" and women from "commiefornia who's still breastfeeding her 6yo". You like beyond because it's dominated by regular joe type males.

keep in mind, though, that a parenting subforum here will attract those people to become members here, and those new people will have the ability to post in any of the other forum subsections. Imagine Kritafo x 32498723498732984723. It would really change the demographics around here, which (based on the comments above) seem to be really important to you all.

[kvg]

MEN ONLY............


http://myfbcover.com/covers/Humors/Problem_Solved.png

[rage2]

Originally posted by FixedGear
A lot of you are commenting that you don't want to visit other parenting forums because they're filled with "women with burning torches and bitchforks" and women from "commiefornia who's still breastfeeding her 6yo". You like beyond because it's dominated by regular joe type males.

keep in mind, though, that a parenting subforum here will attract those people to become members here, and those new people will have the ability to post in any of the other forum subsections. Imagine Kritafo x 32498723498732984723. It would really change the demographics around here, which (based on the comments above) seem to be really important to you all.
Bingo haha.

[baygirl]

Originally posted by kvg
MEN ONLY............


http://myfbcover.com/covers/Humors/Problem_Solved.png
HEY!!!! I take offense to that:guns: :guns:
And what would your wife say about being told to leave???

[kvg]

She would be told to leave, just not invited to the sub forum:bigpimp:

Nice avatar BTW, lol

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by FixedGear


keep in mind, though, that a parenting subforum here will attract those people to become members here, and those new people will have the ability to post in any of the other forum subsections. Imagine Kritafo x 32498723498732984723. It would really change the demographics around here, which (based on the comments above) seem to be really important to you all.

Which is why I suggested making it invisible to non-members, just like Ask Leo... :dunno:

[rage2]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Which is why I suggested making it invisible to non-members, just like Ask Leo... :dunno:
That's one of the things we're considering. I just thought a new forum with an easy integration for beyond members would be nice. It'll also allow us to test new forum software for the day when we finally upgrade this place lol.

[hampstor]

Originally posted by FixedGear
A lot of you are commenting that you don't want to visit other parenting forums because they're filled with "women with burning torches and bitchforks" and women from "commiefornia who's still breastfeeding her 6yo". You like beyond because it's dominated by regular joe type males.

keep in mind, though, that a parenting subforum here will attract those people to become members here, and those new people will have the ability to post in any of the other forum subsections. Imagine Kritafo x 32498723498732984723. It would really change the demographics around here, which (based on the comments above) seem to be really important to you all.

Biggest difference (having browsed a few of them as my wife spends some time on them) is there are more than 2 men on beyond.

Plus, we also don't coddle the shit out of each other. I don't think many of them would survive here for long.

[Melinda]

Damn, looks like I'm going to have to grow a penis. Only took 11 years of being on here to be told I'm not allowed, thanks guys :D :burnout:

For the record, I am a member on one of those burning torches and bitchfork forums, and just about every time I post on there I mention to abyss how much I wish beyond had a parenting section. I dont know that I'd post for advice overly much, but it would be so refreshing to not read in EVERY response how sugar is child abuse, breastfeeding is the ONLY way to feed your child and that everyone's little kid is a precious snowflake who can do no wrong. Ever.

Signed,

A mom who believes a well deserved spanking is essential to a child's growth.