Power wheelchair lady......in traffic ***Pics On Pages 6,8,9,12,14,17***VIDEO PG16!

[MK3HKS]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
^^^Can someone zoom in on that pic and sharpen the image a little bit? Curious to see what she looks like

[Redlyne_mr2]

Haha by the looks of it her appearance is very similar to that retard monster guy off the movie Goonies
http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/goons/sloth.jpg

[EK 2.0]

^^^ Ryan that was soooo mean...


But I can't stop laughing for some reason...

[ramminghard]

i will try to get better pics next time i see her. She might have seen me, i stopped in the middle of the road and had a camera pointing out of my window.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
Haha by the looks of it her appearance is very similar to that retard monster guy off the movie Goonies
http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/goons/sloth.jpg

CHUNK! lol

[CalgaryB5]

Originally posted by ramminghard
i will try to get better pics next time i see her. She might have seen me, i stopped in the middle of the road and had a camera pointing out of my window.

:clap: Nice job buddy. I'm sure she will finger you when she knows what you're doing.

:bigpimp:

[xkon]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
Haha by the looks of it her appearance is very similar to that retard monster guy off the movie Goonies
http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/goons/sloth.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i remember last year before sahe was banned from ricky's, she was telling my brother how cute his puppy was... then puppy jumped all over her and covered her in mud!!! She just blew it off, "oh itll wash off" damn it was funny, all over her white coat

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
Haha by the looks of it her appearance is very similar to that retard monster guy off the movie Goonies
http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/goons/sloth.jpg

fer a second there i thought you got a close up picture of her, thats pretty accurate to what she looks like...

[dirty_magic]

This is becoming like the legends of the abominable snow man or the yeti or lockness monster. haha. That goonies pic looks pretty close if you ask me. hahahahaha.

[mota20]

damn dude this shits funny as hell!

[david394]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good god! If anyone has a barstool, you should challenge her to a race.

[xkon]

guess who i saw holding everyone up at STAMPEDE!!

[$uPeRrlcE()()()]

some1 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post a god damn picture of her!!!

peace,

[86max]

Originally posted by $uPeRrlcE()()()
some1 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post a god damn picture of her!!!

peace,

:rolleyes:














Check out those support wheels on the back, thing must pack a punch if they expect it to be doing wheelies with her fat ass on it:rofl:

[ryder_23]

^
read the thread, theirs pictures everywhere

[Toms-Celica]

Originally posted by $uPeRrlcE()()()
some1 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post a god damn picture of her!!!

peace,


yo nub, read the title of the thread

[DefektiveVibe]

haha ouch someone should just hit her and end her misery...never know maybe she couldnt afford a car so she bought one of these or stole it from shoppers or something.

[403Gemini]

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the thread is back *loads camera* im ready for action again boys ;)

[Seanith]

Originally posted by $uPeRrlcE()()()
some1 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post a god damn picture of her!!!

peace,

stfu n00b! :rofl:

[WildK9]

Originally posted by DefektiveVibe
haha ouch someone should just hit her and end her misery...never know maybe she couldnt afford a car so she bought one of these or stole it from shoppers or something.

I'm not hitting that! That would total my car.


Or maybe you meant... :hitit: :poosie: :eek:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by xkon
guess who i saw holding everyone up at STAMPEDE!!

Check out the Anti-wheelie wheels!!

[saiyajin]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

baahhhhahahahaha thats the funniest shiet ever hahaha

[xkon]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


Check out the Anti-wheelie wheels!!

the speeds she was reaching, i see why... there was a parachute mounted there somewhere too!!

[Beni]

omg haha! thats the funniest thing i have ever seen! but i kinda feel bad for her! shes just so.....fat! haha

[beccaxox]

omg! that poor bitch! haha

[Hardy_Boy]

HAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: this is too funny. why doesn't she use the sidewalk?

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Hardy_Boy
HAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: this is too funny. why doesn't she use the sidewalk?

cause shes a rude bitch

[H4LFY2nR]

OMG gonna pass out too much laughing ......................breathe..............


Maybe I can get a pic of her beside my car. That would be great, she's a local celebrity.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Shady19]

lol this thread is great... love the pics boyz keep it up lmao too much holy shyt... hahaha... breathing is good...

[R34GTRVSPECII]

Best wide body kit EVER

[Skyline_Addict]

omg, power wheelchair lady will live for eternity on beyond!

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
omg, power wheelchair lady will live for eternity on beyond!

this will become the biggest thread EVAR

[MenteL]

too funny i saw the same woman trying to get onto glenmore trail the other day. police pulled her over :rofl:

[saiyajin]

and then what happened?? u should have stuck around haha :rofl:

[fast95pony]

Anyone contacted Mulder or Scully ?? That's no wheelchair. It's a Martian Moon Buggy ??


The Truth is out there....

:D

[velocity88]

haha..thats the same lady that nearly ran my cousin over in a narrow aisle in superstore the other day in the . :rofl:

[googe]

Originally posted by MenteL
too funny i saw the same woman trying to get onto glenmore trail the other day. police pulled her over :rofl:

damn you for not getting pics!

[xkon]

Originally posted by googe


damn you for not getting pics!

I would have asked the cop to pose with land shamu, like when a whale gets harpooned and brought to shore!!!

[nismodrifter]

bump for all the n00bs who haven't seen this shit yet :D :D

[hyperwhite]

this thread will never die!

[7thgenvic]

SURE WON"T

OOO YA I SAW HER AT THE STREET RACES!!!!

[nismodrifter]

^^^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout:

[FiveFreshFish]

Maybe her ass has grafted to the wheelchair! :D

[Skyline_Addict]

wow, that wheel chair has got wicked rear wheel drive.

[7thgenvic]

god you should see her run the 1/4 mile! and can that thing ever drift!

[chibi_chas]

:rofl: :rofl:

[legendboy]

omfg this thread is hilarious, i don't know how i missed it this long......and i've seen this woman before, whe was going down the wrong side of the road on 36th st!!!!!!!! :rofl:

[Kobe]

I wonder if shes in the olympics?

That wheelchair looks like it could go pretty fast hahah

[ryder_23]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
wow, that wheel chair has got wicked rear wheel drive.

musta put in an aftermarket battery

[403Gemini]

i love this thread :D

it makes me laugh after a shitty day haha

[7thgenvic]

ya i love this too, and don't worry i saw her in the olympics too

soon it will be up

[7thgenvic]

SHE WON A GOLD FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!

[xkon]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
SHE WON A GOLD FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!

that fat ass... they should have FAT olympics! she WOULD own everyone!

[86max]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
SHE WON A GOLD FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

omg too funny!!

[HighVelocity]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
SHE WON A GOLD FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!

Holy crap! This whole thread has been hilarious but that last pic has me laughing hysterically. What a way to make a crappy day at work seem a whole lot better... thanks everyone! :thumbsup:

[habsfan]

lol i almost forgot about this thread!:rofl:

[yohan4ws]

oh man I Just found this thread..

Drinks on me for the person who puts a beyond.ca sticker on her cart man!!!

I've been busting a gut all afternoon!

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by yohan4ws
oh man I Just found this thread..

Drinks on me for the person who puts a beyond.ca sticker on her cart man!!!

I've been busting a gut all afternoon!

... ill get one, ill wear my ninja mask too!

[ZorroAMG]

I saw her at Westbrook mall yesterday, alas, no cam. She looks MEAN, too bad I didn't have a Beyond.ca sticker....

[Rockski]

oh i will get a sticker on that chair if its the last thing i do

[Seanith]

this woman sure gets around! are we sure shes not a quintuplet? :D

[barmanjay]

Originally posted by xkon
guess who i saw holding everyone up at STAMPEDE!!

I wonder what kind of power those things have,..... did you catch the wheelie bars?,......LOL

[noodles]

they can go pretty damn fast, my buddy is in a electric wheel chair, i hopped in a shopping cart and got towed around northland mall, we were flying!!!!!! was soo funny, even the security guards laughed. i dunno why a 4 wheel cart would need wheelie bars, but i know my friends come in handy when he's going up the handi-curbs and ramps, those are damn steep....

where can this lady be found in the city? NE NW SE SW ???? i will gladly take some pics for ya'll :devil:

[barmanjay]

I think we need to see a short vid,... LOL

[yohan4ws]

Oh shit .. westbrook mall ?? I'm not far from there.. I'm suprised I've never seen her ..

Seriously, where does she live and what times of the day is she around??? if its by my place (westbrook) better beleive im going to get a beyond sticker or 2 and get a photo of me doing the SHOCkER behind her wheelchair ... and a video :D

[Seanith]

how she be frequently seen at shawnessy, then westbrook as well? Theres nothing in westbrook she can't shop for in shawnessy.. are we sure theres not clones? :dunno:

[hyperwhite]

Originally posted by ~$eanith~
are we sure theres not clones? :dunno:

what the hell kind of mad scientist would be cloning that!

[Expiredsoda]

When I worked at the Shaw Future Shop, I saw her all the time, but never had a close encounter. Great thread though.

[xkon]

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56254&highlight=olympics

the one with her racing the bikes = INSTANT CLASSIC

[7thgenvic]

Originally posted by xkon
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56254&highlight=olympics

the one with her racing the bikes = INSTANT CLASSIC

yes thanks you! i am a true artist! and that was a REAL picture!

[nismodrifter]

the westbrook one is a clone.....the TRUE wheelchair lady sticks to her own h00d...shes got to keep her territory secure you know :D

[hyperwhite]

i wanna see wheelchair ladies battle for their territory

[Texas]

I will let her run me over while someone plasters a shitload of stickers on her. In fact...if someone has a video camera...Ill even get her to chase me around for a bit. I would totally be a decoy...this shit is gold.:rofl: If shes getting too close.....Im sure I can find a spike belt somewhere.

[noodles]

i got the camera....and StudioDV editing....i smell a video in the making hahahahah :eek:

[nismodrifter]

Originally posted by Texas
I will let her run me over while someone plasters a shitload of stickers on her. In fact...if someone has a video camera...Ill even get her to chase me around for a bit. I would totally be a decoy...this shit is gold.:rofl: If shes getting too close.....Im sure I can find a spike belt somewhere.

less talk....more action.....lets see this happen :D :D :D

[noodles]

aiite, when and where should we do this??? whoever wants a peice of the action speak up hahah


is the wide load out in shitty weather??

[nboylie]

wow i just read the whole thread. i laughed like never before. If i didnt live in airdrie, and drive a retardedly large engined truck, i would hunt day and night for her.

[cp1]

I am up to the challenge of getting a beyond.ca sticker on her cruiser!!! i will hunt tirelessly like a lion would hunt its prey... though i will be the prey and she the predator in this deadly game...

should i succeed in this suicide mission i demand to never pay taxes again!!!

also i would like a free dvd!

it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine!

the hunt begins at 9:00am sharp!

[Rockski]

when im in town ill hunt her down...

[noodles]

where shall we meet to begin this hunt???

[403Gemini]

its getting cold out so her sightings will be less and less. its been that way for the last 2 yrs... though she does tend to wheel her ass into the stores and just wedge herself in an aisle during the christmas rush. buy anything? oh never, she just knows shes being a pain in the ass, then she just starts beeping that fucking horn and running over other customers

[CalgaryB5]

How about to do some shots with the camera that someone rides on a pocket bike like do a hand signals to merge into her lane or do a lane passing on slow traffic?

[ZorroAMG]

Hey umm just a comment from someone with a BIT of common sense:

I don't think Beyond.ca's admins and owners would appreciate it if anyone put a sticker on the wheelchair lady's "whip"

They certainly don't need any publicity stunts, nor do they need any RETARDED ones that'll bring "bad press" of any kind. If she found the sticker, I'm sure she wouldn't be happy or let it go, judging by what kind of person she is....

We aren't a local skate shop, into defacing with stickers, nor should any of us be 12 yrs old here..:rolleyes:


Think, people. Think!

[yohan4ws]

uhm ... thanks for that..


Anyways, I want to hunt for her! whose got stickers ?

What days/times is she usually active?

[PGTze]

Middle of the afternoon in the shawnessy strip mall area

[ZorroAMG]

Uhm...thanks for being an idiot :)

[7thgenvic]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Uhm...thanks for being an idiot :)

you just want fat wheelchair lady all for yourself! hahah

[ZorroAMG]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Yep!!

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Hey umm just a comment from someone with a BIT of common sense:

I don't think Beyond.ca's admins and owners would appreciate it if anyone put a sticker on the wheelchair lady's "whip"

They certainly don't need any publicity stunts, nor do they need any RETARDED ones that'll bring "bad press" of any kind. If she found the sticker, I'm sure she wouldn't be happy or let it go, judging by what kind of person she is....

We aren't a local skate shop, into defacing with stickers, nor should any of us be 12 yrs old here..:rolleyes:


Think, people. Think!

Maybe we could just stick on something that says "Beyond", without the .ca , so WE still know what it means, and nobody else will know it's a website.

[ZorroAMG]

^ What about "pwn3d".

[Chim]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
^ What about "pwn3d".

^or SR20 Biatch

[nismodrifter]

Zorro: no need to hate just because she rolls a tight whip y0! :D

alot of talk....still NO action...we need video footage people...all these n00bs and shit need to understand the definition of SLOW MOVING VEHICLE AHEAD :D

[yohan4ws]

What area in shawnessy .. if you want, PM me man ...soon as I know i'll go get a beyond sticker and do this!

[Dj_FL!PSW!TCH]

She lives down the block from me.... (U of C) bitch, she once crashed into my neighbours g2 teg, he watched her crack his drv's side window. (will do my homework and get an address)

my neighbour called her a fat whore, minus the whore part cause shes to ugly to get laid, and she threw some sort of brown solid/gu stuff at him.

She is quite the bitch.

[Chim]

Originally posted by Dj_FL!PSW!TCH
She lives down the block from me.... (U of C) bitch, she once crashed into my neighbours g2 teg, he watched her crack his drv's side window. (will do my homework and get an address)

my neighbour called her a fat whore, minus the whore part cause shes to ugly to get laid, and she threw some sort of brown solid/gu stuff at him.

She is quite the bitch.

She lives near the U? How does she keep getting spotted in Shawnessy then... actually I think I now know why crowchild/glenmore is sometimes so congested :poosie:

[dust-off]

HAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i just read this theard from begining to end... and holy shit i fucking LOVE it!!! hahhaa god damn u guys gotta get some more pics of this fat thing!

[nismodrifter]

Originally posted by Chim


She lives near the U? How does she keep getting spotted in Shawnessy then... actually I think I now know why crowchild/glenmore is sometimes so congested :poosie:

read the thread dood....there is a duplicate...the shawessy one is THE ORIGINAL power wheel chair lady...the u of c one is some other lady/beast

Don't make me post an announcement in this forum saying "read complete thread before posting" because I literally think that we have answered every questioin about her and her activities (times of day she is out, which stores she frequents, signalling methods, how many olympic gold medals she won etc etc etc)

we need someone to slap a "pwn3d 8y 83y0nd.c4" sign on her tank. (no normal person would know what 83y0nd.c4 translates to...)

LETS SEE SOME ACTION!!!

Carry a camera with you guys at all times, print off a document on a normal piece of paper in MSword which says "pwnz0r3d 8y 83y0nd.c4" in big text.....cut that strip of text out once its printed and fold it up and put it in your wallet.....when you spot her then just simply go find some tape or something, slap it on her tight whip and snap some pics...done...you = t3h g0d of this thread! :D


If nobody spots her using the steps above then I suggest you guys organize a meet in the shawnessy shopping district on a saturday...have people on all the major intersections keepin an eye on her with cell phone in hand to let others know her activity and make sure you have a camera with you.

GET TO WORK!!! :D

[yohan4ws]

I'm down for that ... cuz im lazy im telling somebody else to go through the thread and post some "cliff notes" of when/where she might be ..

soon as somebody does that we'll organize a scattered meet.

[nismodrifter]

Originally posted by yohan4ws
I'm down for that ... cuz im lazy im telling somebody else to go through the thread and post some "cliff notes" of when/where she might be ..

soon as somebody does that we'll organize a scattered meet.

she can be found on saturdays....in the afternoon
- Future Shop, Winners, Superstore, Michaels, Staples
basically anywhere in the shawnessy shopping area

btw: I did not tell you this :D ;)

I THINK she lives in sundance so you might want to keep an eye on the main entrance to the shopping area from macleod (ie: the intersection where the blockbuster is...) but you should keep an eye on that intersection anyways since that is the biggest intersection...shes bound to go that way when going from one store to the other :D

this will require planning, basically just need peepz at all the MAJOR corners and you can basically guarantee that you will spot her.
Ie: incase she decides to go directly from say Winners---> Canadian tire and cross over at the shoppers drug mart intersectioni instead of going all the way towards teh main intersection at blockbuster to cross 162nd..gotta hve peeps covering pretty much every set of lights I think (so maybe like 3-4 of you could do it no problem...or if you feel like driving around then you could cover it alone ahhah)

[Team_Mclaren]

Originally posted by nismodrifter


she can be found on saturdays....in the afternoon
- Future Shop, Winners, Superstore, Michaels, Staples
basically anywhere in the shawnessy shopping area

btw: I did not tell you this :D ;)

I THINK she lives in sundance so you might want to keep an eye on the main entrance to the shopping area from macleod (ie: the intersection where the blockbuster is...) but you should keep an eye on that intersection anyways since that is the biggest intersection...shes bound to go that way when going from one store to the other :D

stalker!!!
:rofl: :rofl:

anway, i dont have my car, someone give me a ride to the hunt!!