Power wheelchair lady......in traffic ***Pics On Pages 6,8,9,12,14,17***VIDEO PG16!

[Skyline_Addict]

haha we've yet to see some beyond/wheelchair lady evidence.
it'll be a bash if it ever does happen.

[Fordpower.ca]

:stillwaiting:

:zzz:

[FinalAeon]

yea seriously, if i lived in calgary i'd spend a saturday huntin... :)
common losers... dont make me buy a plane ticket from GA ;)

[Fordpower.ca]

well if you look anything like your avatar.. ill buy your ticket

:angel:

[CalgaryB5]

Originally posted by ninspeed
no, she lives in the same condo complex as my grandmother, and i was over there fixing her sink..
she lives in the condos just south of the ctrain station down there

Was that her sink got plugged up with KFC grease?
:rofl:

[nboylie]

cant believe this is still going on! if i didnt work every saturday i would go to shawnessy! and i live in airdrie :(

[nismodrifter]

laaaaaaaame :D

I'll be back in town as of the 24th of December for 10 days...I'll be carrying the camera+pwned sign in my pocket 24/7 just to put this all to an end :D

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Hey, I got bored, so here's my 10 minute chop:

http://catsplat.mmeras.com/Images/bikelady.jpg

[GT2NV]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bspot]

Driving home from work today I heard on the traffic report to watch out for someone in an electric wheel chair on memorial by edmonton trail. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Did one of you guys phone it in? or was it for real?

A traffic report has never been so damn funny :rofl: :rofl:

[Seanith]

Originally posted by bspot
Driving home from work today I heard on the traffic report to watch out for someone in an electric wheel chair on memorial by edmonton trail. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Once again thats not her! She can't be all over the freaking city now can she?

[Fordpower.ca]

depends on how much or a charge her battery can hold..

[Seanith]

lol.. but shes been prevelent in the S.E.. theres that other one that frequents the university too..

[nboylie]

rofl. these people are spreading like wildfire!

[Carfanman]

If someone does take the pic, it has to be good. You have to be talking to her or something and she has to be paying attention, or better yet yelling at you. Then have two buddies with you, one to stand behind her while shes yelling and hold up a big sign that says PWN3D!! and the other to take the pic.

[Fordpower.ca]

:thumbsup:

[Carfanman]

Bump, dont die! someone do what I said!

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Bump, dont die! someone do what I said!
Nah! Let it die! Until she is spotted in traffic again next year. Then we can start it all over agian!

[Chiggles]

OMG ROFLMFAO!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I don't usually go browsing through this part of the General Car Talk forum very often, but I had some time to kill tonight and came across this awesome thread. After reading through all 13 pages of it, by far, this could be the greatest thread EVAH!!! My bro works for Calgary Transit and lives in the Millrise area so he sees Jabba-on-wheels almost ALL the time!!!! This is absolutely hilarious! When it warms up in the spring and I take some time off to come home for a visit, count me in on the hunt. I'll have my digicam and a proud and bold "PWN3D 8Y 83Y0ND" sign on hand for sure, and be the first to get a pose with her looking straight at the camera. I don't expect her to be pleased, and I'm sure we'll make a scene, but I have no fear; I'm not home often enough that she'll spot me all the time and come after me in that turbocharged mini-forklift of hers or whatever, so fock it. HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Ah shit, I miss being home..... looking forward to this next visit now that there's something extra I can do to kill time while my friends and family are at work during the day!!! :D :clap: :rofl:

403Gemini: if you work at the Shop and she is such a frequent visitor, why don't you just pop in a memory card of your own into one of the digicams on demo in T-com? Just remember to put your finger over the flash bulb when it goes off so that you don't draw attention to yourself, there's enough lighting from the store lights that the pic will look just fine. Or just walk around with an OB one at least. The easiest way to pull this off is if she happens to be checking out printers, tell her you can show her just how good the quality of the print is. Convince her to pose for the photo with you and PWN3D sign handy (put the sign on a clipboard or something and give it to an SA if you want to take the picture yourself), pull out the memory card and put into a demo printer that has a memory card reader on it (get an IPG guy to help you if you're not sure which one), print off that "sample" shot and show her just what amazing quality the printer can produce! SOOOO much more easier than the "wheel chair user poll" idea. You'll be doing your job so that DSMs can't give you crap and be suspicious of what you're up to, you're providing customer service and actually giving the customer some PK, all the while she'll have no idea that this is all for the glory of Beyond cuz the haxor sign is so inconspicuous. If she doesn't buy it, whatever, like it matters; if she does, bonus. Take one for the team and build some repoire, that's what I would do if I got transferred to your store. :devil:

[RWD]

this is GOLd.. should post this forum on ebaumsworld.com or something haha

[RWD]

and this thread definitely beats the other thread in another forum with the black chick and ghetto booty

[Fordpower.ca]

na uh... not until i get that pic..

:D

[Moonracer]

Haha winter spotting....saw her the other day downtown while I was driving down 11 ave. at the 4 st. light. The light was red right when I pulled up behind other traffic then went green. Only we weren't going anywhere because wheelchair lady was trying to get across 11 ave. She got stuck in the snowbank! LOL I was killing myself laughing when I saw that it was her. She wasted half the green light spinning her tires, she finally made it and life was back to normal. Sorry no digi with me :banghead: or I would have shot video of that one.

[j30a1]

Originally posted by Moonracer
Haha winter spotting....saw her the other day downtown while I was driving down 11 ave. at the 4 st. light. The light was red right when I pulled up behind other traffic then went green. Only we weren't going anywhere because wheelchair lady was trying to get across 11 ave. She got stuck in the snowbank! LOL I was killing myself laughing when I saw that it was her. She wasted half the green light spinning her tires, she finally made it and life was back to normal. Sorry no digi with me :banghead: or I would have shot video of that one.

she needs winter tires lol

[iceburns288]

I SAW A WHEELCHAIR LADY IN TRAFFIC! I saw her and I just CRACKED UP in my car. No one got what I was laughing at, so I just pointed at the lady in wheelchair makin her way through the street. The woman looked exactly like y'all's wheelchair lady I swear. I wish I had a camera on me...:cry:

[Charon]

Just found out about this thread. People I work with that also browse beyond were talking about it. I live in the shawnessy area and see her often. I have a camera on my palm pilot so pictures wont be a problem. Just need to figure out the sign thing.

*edit*
She was getting on the train one day and she takes forever and lines up and charges into the train. Hit the door on the other side of the train at a dam good speed.

[Lo)2enz0]

I can't believe this thread started up again, just hilarious

[Z_Fan]

I met her just after Christmas. Well, I saw her anyhow.

She was standing ... errr .... sitting in line behind me at the Future Shop waiting to return something. The diameter on the legs is incredulous.

Thanks to this thread, it was enormously difficult to keep a straight face. I felt compelled to tell her she was the brunt of a joke on the Internet where over 25,000 people have enjoyed a cruel laugh at her expense.

But hey, who am I to ruin the fun?

I just wish I had my camera ...

[nismodrifter]

Good to know that this thread has effected your day to day life in a good way :D haahahahah The power of the internet is astonishing isn't it :D

[Fordpower.ca]

Originally posted by Z_Fan
I met her just after Christmas. Well, I saw her anyhow.

She was standing ... errr .... sitting in line behind me at the Future Shop waiting to return something. The diameter on the legs is incredulous.

Thanks to this thread, it was enormously difficult to keep a straight face. I felt compelled to tell her she was the brunt of a joke on the Internet where over 25,000 people have enjoyed a cruel laugh at her expense.

But hey, who am I to ruin the fun?

I just wish I had my camera ...

oh man.. that would have been the perfect oppurtunity...

:banghead:

[nboylie]

lol! im going to show this thread to my kids one day :D

[Canaduh]

this has got to be the funniest thread I think I have ever seen in my life. I live in the SW and now think I am going to have to start shopping in Shawnessy just to see this. How have the cops never got her for driving/waddling/hauling down the road with no plates?? I bet in the winter though, those saddlebags help traction:thumbsup:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hollywood_35]

Who says this very "kind" lady needs to charge her battery. I think she's rocking the streets with a twin turbo setup... Don't believe me? Take a look at this picture I took when I spotted her at the monster truck rally.

[nismodrifter]

^ AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

Very nice smoke effect man, looks great!!
DORIFTOOOOOOOOOOO

[Moonracer]

There's an old guy that I see once in awhile downtown as well in a power wheelchair. He is always driving down the street like on the road getting in the way of traffic. Anyway last week was classic, I saw him driving down the sidewalk with his right flasher on...:rofl: We got to get a pic of this dude as well.

[86max]

Originally posted by hollywood_35
Who says this very "kind" lady needs to charge her battery. I think she's rocking the streets with a twin turbo setup... Don't believe me? Take a look at this picture I took when I spotted her at the monster truck rally.

What the huuh:rofl:

That's awesome....long live the wheelchair lady....and her hairstyle:thumbsup:

[hollywood_35]

There's two funny stories of powerchairs I have. The first one was me driving to school on my scooter, and I had just gone over the overpass and was on the downhill in the right lane, when an old guy in a power chair was ripping down the hill, so I pulled up next to him and I think I clocked him at about 20km/h. That's a guess because my speedometet was off back then, but he was hunched over and he was haulin' some ass.

The other story is some guy that took 2x4's and sheets of clear poly and built a cage around his power chair. He always rips around town with flags and goofy shit hanging off his little wagon. The thing isn't built nicely, it's a total hack job. It just puzzles me why anyone would want to do anything like that... he only drives it in the summer. Being in there would be like sitting in a greenhouse all day. :dunno:

[fox]

haha i seen the ol dog 2 times in the last couple days once at the bridlewood/somerset CT station and also up at the Erlton station(south stampede). tobad i didnt have a camera phone haha

[nboylie]

god damn she is such a legend. i love it

[Supa Dexta]

Ha!.. I just found this thread also, I saw her maybe 2 weeks ago, crossing macleod, around 25th.. I think it is (I'm new to town)... right above the c train station and below the cemetry there....It was kind of a "what in the hell was that"... kind of a moment, that distracts your thinking and leaves you wondering where it was you were heading.... :burnout:

[CalgaryB5]

1. Update on Feb 20, 2005

[CalgaryB5]

2.

[CalgaryB5]

3.:banghead:

[CalgaryB5]

4.:rofl: :eek: :whocares:

[RickDaTuner]

OMG yiu had som uch time to write up the beyond sign whats wrong with you :thumbsdow

haha man that woman is HUGE! poor lady must have health problems up the wazooo

on a side note HOTTTT \/

[nismodrifter]

AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moonracer]

:rofl: uh oh spagettii.....Oh

[Seanith]

LMFAO. I saw her up close for the first time a week or 2 ago. You know when you see a celebrity and your all nervous? :rofl:

[Chiggles]

Which Superstore was this at??

[/////AMG]

Originally posted by nismodrifter
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:werd: lol, Also like the magazine Rick pointe dout

[Seanith]

Originally posted by Chiggles
Which Superstore was this at??
I'm assuming Shawnessy.

[brandon]

Originally posted by CalgaryB5
3.:banghead:


anybody else notice in that one photo where she is talking to the blue shirt lady she is about to run over her foot?

[cycosis]

shes still alive????????? looks like she got herself a new set of wheels...

[yohan4ws]

Ok if this thread is seriously still going (and it is) I want somebody to make up a JPG we need to printout on 8.5x11 paper that says PWN3D 8Y 83Y0ND so we can print these and keep them handy in our cars or camera cases whatever...

DO IT! .. I would but im lazy.

[youngbex]

hahaha:rolleyes:

[Carfanman]

Originally posted by yohan4ws
Ok if this thread is seriously still going (and it is) I want somebody to make up a JPG we need to printout on 8.5x11 paper that says PWN3D 8Y 83Y0ND so we can print these and keep them handy in our cars or camera cases whatever...

DO IT! .. I would but im lazy.


Just type in word:

PWN3D 8Y 83YOND

Or something to that effect, only bigger, and print it out.

Or dont, I doubt many people are interested enough to do that.


Although I almost want to buy a plane ticket up to calgary just to see this for myself.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by yohan4ws

DO IT! .. I would but im lazy.

Your too lazy to open up WORD? :dunno: :rofl:

[Moonracer]

I'll print one off and carry it around hehe

[Carfanman]

Make it colorful, Like red print on a black backround or something, and put in a good smiley too.

[Moonracer]

Well I didn't have a sign with me but at least I have my digi and shot this crappy little video clip. I was riding my bike so it's kinda choppy. She was heading into Bernard Callebaut. :rofl:

********Click for video (http://media.putfile.com/Power-wheelchair-lady) ********

[Kobe]

haha that thing is LOUD!!

[streetarab]

beautiful, keep us posted,

it seems like shes bigfoot, the best evidence you get is some grainy footage of it disappearing into the woods...errr....parking lot

[fox]

LMAO

GJ Moonracer :thumbsup:

[nismodrifter]

LOL nice work man!!!! That is GREAT :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Canaduh]

Originally posted by Kobe
haha that thing is LOUD!!

if you were the motor hauling that around you would make some noise too:rofl:

[Moonracer]

Seriously though....lol beyond should hire this woman to be our mascot. Get her to the track and have her drag down the strip as the crowd erupts in cheers!

[joseph]

:rofl: :rofl: Finally caught on tape:rofl:

[dubol]

bah crap, didn't read other messages before posting

[Supa Dexta]

I think I seen her and another older lady both racing down 17th (on the sidewalks this time though) around.... 6th, 7th st. I think it was, would have been wednesday the 9th...I think?..

:burnout:

[sean84]

That lady drive me crazy, she lives in some townhouses in sundance, right by the new high school. Shes got a mouth on her aswell.

[Jesus]

Frida is one crazy mothafucka. She tends to eat at Mcdonalds in Walmart, and A&W on 162nd. If someone could get her cell number, she'd be hella funny to talk to. Also, she hangs out with a 60 year old gas-jockey. God, some people are just plain funny to look at. Gotta love working fast food eh? I showed one guy in the kitchen who she was and he burst out laughing for a good 15 minutes. He never would have lasted 3 seconds out front. I also made him spew pop all over the floor when she got off her ass and walked inside to order, lol. Gotta love it.

[RickDaTuner]

that thing sounds like a moped, possibly why it has plates and why she likes to drive it on the roads

[Euro_Trash]

Thats awesome, a video. This is one old ass, long ass thread

[Moonracer]

ah man next time I'm going to say hi! :angel:

[Carfanman]

For some reason thevideo stops downloading at 10%. Can you host it somewhere and give a link so it doesnt have to be downloaded?

[Moonracer]

Probly just a temporary thing, I just tried it and it works fine. Try try again. :)

[Carfanman]

Nope, goes to 11% but I dont see any of the bar filled, then it just stops.

[Chiggles]

:confused: Video downloads just fine for me, but when I go to play it, I get audio, but no picture? What codec am I gonna need?
Great job again, Moonracer. May the community continue to keep up the good work. :thumbsup:

[fox]

i seen "it" today on my way to work on the C train, i got on at sumerset-bridlewood station this morning at 8am, she was in the train sitting on her scooter, first thought she was stuck or somthing, then she got upp and carryed her fat ass up and over and took up a whole bench seat.. huffing and puffing while her scooter was blocking the train door.....

i sat on the other side of the train, and heard her several times talk to herself quoted "i dont care", "ohhh another train", and some mumbbles.... i seriously think she is "special" LOL

then she got off at the same place as me, the Erlton station(south stampede), and she cruised off in her scooter down the south ramp and from there i dont know.

noticed she had a wedding ring on, poor basterd.... shes so fat that when they make "love" i bet he has too roll her around in baking flower and look for the wet spot.

i think i should be carrying my camera from now on!

anyways, just thought i would share my encounter with it today LOL

[SAiamNE]

Originally posted by fox

noticed she had a wedding ring on, poor basterd.... LOL

BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA:rofl:

[Moonracer]

Originally posted by Chiggles
:confused: Video downloads just fine for me, but when I go to play it, I get audio, but no picture? What codec am I gonna need?
Great job again, Moonracer. May the community continue to keep up the good work. :thumbsup:

:D It's an avi file so use whatever player you have that plays them. Good ol windows media player works good.

ps. somehow I seriously doubt she is married but I :dunno:

[BokCh0y]

hahhahahaha fukin nice video :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[fox]

didnt you ever wonder where the ugly kids come from?
:dunno:

[Carfanman]

How could she possibly be married?? Who would marry that?

Could just be a ring, plenty of people get rings for other reasons.

If not then her husband is either sympathetic or special himself.

[Moonracer]

Or maybe her husband split and she got really depressed and voualla! Big, grumpy and driving around in a power wheelchair.

[fox]

:rofl:

[fox]

hey you guys see the old guy thats been cruisn around on the streets in his electric wheel chair?? i saw him today at 5:20 going west on 162nd ave heading up the hill past the 7-11

seen this guy a couple times now but not on the street! crazy basterds.... and id say hes lucky i wasnt driving

maybe thats the "its" husband :rofl:

[Moonracer]

I'm sure there's several old guys cruising around in them...lol But there's only one like "her"

[Skyline_Addict]

that video is the shit.

[nboylie]

omg rofl i cant believe this shit. you got her on video? :D :D holy shit this thread is the best thing ever:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i check back every week or so and i find this little nugget of beauty :D


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nismodrifter]

lets give this a bump for all the n00bz :D

I haven't seen her around lately, where the hell did she go?

[GQBalla]

WAHAHHAHAHA GREATEST VIDEO EVER!!!

[Lo)2enz0]

ya where did she go. ahh one of the best threads on beyond.

[dino_martini]

That was the best! The video rocks! its effing hilarious.

[Makaveli2k]

Originally posted by Canaduh


if you were the motor hauling that around you would make some noise too:rofl: LMAO Real nice video

[Nalgene]

I saw one of these ladies in Okotoks once. She was driving on the shoulder (like they all should!) and she signaled out to pass a paeked car and then signaled back into the shoulder when she passed the car. Was prett funny at the time. :rofl:

[sCream]

we need to start a Best of Beyond thread so we can compile all the funniest threads.. hahaha that was tooo funny, 99% of you are so heartless its hilarious

[nboylie]

this is one of the best threads on the internet.

nasioc has some great photoshop threads though

[turbotrip]

oh man i completely forgot about this thread, anyways i saw her about 3 weeks ago while I was eating at Co-Op. I wrote B3Y0ND on a piece of paper and was all ready to take a picture with my phone after i finished eating, but while i was eating she came and talked to me and seemed rather nice. Anyways i felt bad after talking to her and decided not to stick the sign on her wheelchair :banghead:

[DannyO]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ Video

Oh man, that sound reminded me of War Of The Worlds, with the big machines making that loud weird sound.