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C_Dave45
02-16-2013, 02:37 PM
So the wife and I headed out for date night last night. Ended up at Elbow Casino. Little drinking, little dancing, and lots of people watching. But, we're sitting there right beside the dance floor and both of us notice an increasing stench of "urine". I mean, like the same smell as an old diaper. It's getting so strong, we have to move. Sit at a couple of the slots, and it's still there. Every so often, it wafts over and really bad!! We notice a girl standing and she has an uncomfortable expression on her face, and moves away, so she must've been smelling it as well.
Then we see this girl, who at first I thought was homeless....but she had an iphone 5, and a real nice purse....but quite dirty, and then notice maybe she's handicapped...MS...palsy, something like that. Just stood kinda funny. She would start singing to herslef with lyrics like "woe is me, I have nothing, life sucks..."
Then she got up and took her jacket off and "oooOOOOHHHMYGOD!!!!!!! THE STENCH!!!!!!" I mean sting-your-eyes-can't-breathe-because-of-the-amonia type stench!! Good god we both almost retched.
Weirdest thing ever. I almost wanted to go ask security to get her out of there...

Graham_A_M
02-16-2013, 02:45 PM
Wow, you should have... jesus.. :nut: Im surprised she got past security to get in smelling like that.

C_Dave45
02-16-2013, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Graham_A_M
Wow, you should have... jesus.. :nut: Im surprised she got past security to get in smelling like that.
It took us quite awhile to figure it out. I first spied her out and wondererd if it was her...I walked past, trying to get a "whif"...(try doing THAT inconspicuously!) but if she wasn't moving, I didn't smell anything. So I wasn't sure. But it was driving us nuts. By the time she moved around a lot to take her jacket off, this was getting close to our leaving...so I just didn't have the energy to go through it all. We left soon afterwards. But she also had those "meth" teeth and bad face look...not hardcore...but noticeable. We always see strange people coming in there. I guess being close to that Elbow River bridge/homeless area?

Saw this one Native girl come in one time. Dressed in about 14 layers of clothes, scarf, Tibetan toque...and she has a bottle of beer in each hand. Looked homeless as well. Slowly, she starts to bop to the music. Then a little more. Then starts chatting to other girls around her....and then all of a sudden she takes off all her jackets/sweaters, etc and starts dancing like mad on the floor...and holy christ did she have moves!!!! She was soon with a bunch of other girls like long lost friends...so entertaining to watch.

InRich
02-16-2013, 08:55 PM
u loooove going to the casino now eh ;)

cancer man
02-17-2013, 09:39 AM
I'd sooner smell urine than axe cologne.

Maxx Mazda
02-17-2013, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by cancer man
I'd sooner smell urine than axe cologne.

What's the difference between the two?

403Gemini
02-20-2013, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Maxx Mazda


What's the difference between the two?

One's human urine, the other is animal urine ;) You can decide which.


That said, you'd be shocked at how many homeless people have iPhone's and laptops.

woodywoodford
02-20-2013, 09:27 AM
Was she native?

roopi
02-20-2013, 09:36 AM
Not sure what type of crowd you are expecting on a casino dance floor. :dunno: