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rated_R
03-07-2013, 03:15 PM
Damn!

http://gawker.com/5988962/cops-finds-meth-in-womans-crack-loaded-gun-in-her-vagina

Cops Find Meth in Woman’s Crack, Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
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Police in Ada, Oklahoma, this week arrested 28-year-old Christie Dawn Harris after a search of her car yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and some ammo.

But it wasn't until they reached the local jail that officers learned that Harris still had a few tricks up her vagina.

Harris, who had been complaining to her arresting officers that she needed to go to the bathroom, was ordered to change into "jail clothing," but refused to do so, claiming she was on her period.


She ultimately agreed to submit to a body cavity search, at which point Officer Kathy Unbewust says she "observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area."

That object turned out to be a Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.

That wasn't all: According to Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross, "as [Harris] turned around, [the officer] noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks."

The baggies were found to contain an unspecified quantity of meth.

Harris and an accomplice were booked on various drugs and weapons charges. They both have fairly lengthy rap sheets.

[screengrab via KFOR, image via The Smoking Gun]

cet
03-07-2013, 03:22 PM
The gun's pretty small but I can't imagine it would be comfortable

lilmira
03-07-2013, 03:30 PM
Too bad it's not cocaine, then it would literally be crack cocaine.

G-ZUS
03-07-2013, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by lilmira
Too bad it's not cocaine, then it would literally be crack cocaine.



:rofl: :rofl:

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 06:30 PM
God fucking damnit, they can never be hot can they.

sexualbanana
03-07-2013, 07:19 PM
Was the safety on?

Maxt
03-07-2013, 07:35 PM
Dont they all look like a gun went off inside of them.?

Graham_A_M
03-07-2013, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by SlickA70
God fucking damnit, they can never be hot can they.
Id almost prefer a non-hot girl to do such classy things as this.

Im just glad I wasn't the poor sap to do the cavity search. wow. :barf:

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 08:45 PM
I gues you could say she was cocked...





... And ready to blow.

msommers
03-07-2013, 08:58 PM
That's using your vagina.

xnvy
03-07-2013, 09:06 PM
Surprised it wasn't Florida.

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 09:23 PM
Looks like she was packing heat...




... Up her meat.

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 09:25 PM
Guess you could say she had two in the crack...




... And one in the chamber.

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 09:26 PM
She was totin, where I was pokin.

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 09:27 PM
The idea I'm trying to get across was that she had meth up her butt and a pistol in her clam.

SlickA70
03-07-2013, 09:29 PM
Her ass had the meth, her pussy had the death.

Alphazone
03-07-2013, 09:59 PM
SlickA70 ...
:rofl: :rofl:

xnvy
03-07-2013, 10:21 PM
Somebody's on a roll :rofl:

Graham_A_M
03-07-2013, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by SlickA70
Guess you could say she had two in the crack...




... And one in the chamber.
any more one liners? or is that it for today?

davidI
03-07-2013, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by SlickA70
Guess you could say she had two in the crack...




... And one in the chamber.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2009/09/david-caruso-csi-miami.jpg

CapnCrunch
03-08-2013, 08:08 AM
This seems appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-FRRagAxY

Xtrema
03-08-2013, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by lilmira
Too bad it's not cocaine, then it would literally be crack cocaine.

Isn't most cocaine, crack cocaine anyway? Or am I watching too much Border Patrol on NatGeo?

:rofl:

lilmira
03-08-2013, 10:52 AM
I'm not sure but you definitely don't want to get the two types of "crack" cocaine mixed up lol.