Fire and Ice Hookah Is a Shit Hole

[ercchry]

so, i hate going out. but it was my buddy's birthday. we end up at this shithole...

as we enter "mount royal park" some cockface in some shitbox tries to run us over... then parks his car and pulls a fucking gun

then we end up at this shithole Fire and Ice. with a couple NHL players (no... not teams that made the playoffs)

they tell us its last call. we ask what we can order... the serve us. before we can finish they tell us to leave. and by leave i mean we are fucking SURROUNDED by god damn... "employees" (yes... im being politically correct)

we had paid a huge bill... our drinks were removed... and we were removed forcefully...

if the professional athletes we were with were not from major cities it may have ended differently... BUT they were afraid of their future careers and health

so unless you are a thug... i would avoid this shithole... i now need a new shirt also... as mine is destroyed...

those following current events i was also almost ran over last night a few blocks away from here so i was not in any shape to "start shit" if thats what you are thinking

[cancer man]

You went to the worst shithole in Calgary.
They don't have tapwater and you pay like 4 bucks for a bottle of water and
instant coffee for 5 bucks a cup.I'll bet they sell other shit to keep that place still going.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by cancer man
I'll bet they sell other shit to keep that place still going.

Probably a front, that's why they were so determined to get them out at closing, a meeting of some kind going on. Also keep prices high, so strangers don't want to come back.

[Hallowed_point]

Wow..shit going down at a hookah bar. And I thought the typical clientele was just spoiled little hipster brats. That's crazy!

[Cooked Rice]

I agree. I always use to get dragged out with friends here, because they knew/were friends with the employees. Service was still shit even with my friends that knew the staff. I don't know why they have a kitchen. Or if it even is a kitchen downstairs. You get better food from a microwave TV dinner. I generally avoid hookah bars at all cost these days. If I need a buzz, I'll light a cigarette, and enjoy drinks and food at a DECENT establishment.

[CanmoreOrLess]

Not a great track record as places go, maybe some recall the killing from 2011 (comments are an education as well): http://www.calgarysun.com/2011/10/02/one-killed-in-beltline-shooting

ercchry, reading between the lines was entertaining. Very J. D. Salinger like.

[uv1569]

went there once... It was like stepping into a wannabe pieces of gangster shit high school party.... They had a "DJ" ( i use that term very lightly) then all of a sudden some guy runs up and they switch off.. We left after 15min after one of the little groupie girls there wouldnt serve us anymore

[JRSC00LUDE]

So someone pulls a gun on you and you don't call the cops?

Okey-dokey.

[Maxx Mazda]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
So someone pulls a gun on you and you don't call the cops?

Okey-dokey.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[G]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
So someone pulls a gun on you and you don't call the cops?

Okey-dokey.

Would you call the cops on this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ETFeCyNAQz8/T0J_uZ6k9FI/AAAAAAAAABo/DMnOvS5Za6E/s1600/br.redc.promo.pic.jpg

[GS430]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
So someone pulls a gun on you and you don't call the cops?

Okey-dokey.

Errchry had a bigger one. :guns:

[7thgenvic]

People actually go to that shit hole? You couldn't pay me to enter that place! Are there any hookah bars that are actually nice???

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
So someone pulls a gun on you and you don't call the cops?

Okey-dokey.

Maybe that "cockface" was a cop! If the OP speaks like he types, I don't blame him :rofl:

[Canmorite]

Been there once and the service is shit. Filled with wanna-be gangster types and pretentious pretty girls.

I'll go to Medina or Cafe Med anyday. Makes me really miss Narah!

[GS430]

The best hookah places are the upscale restaurant ones.

Or at a house haha

[austic]

Been there once, never again. There is a weird vibe there that just really doesnt feel safe.

[clem24]

Originally posted by Canmorite
B Filled with ... pretentious pretty girls.

Ooooh changes the complexion of this thread... Doesn't sound so bad anymore!

[403ep3]

Yeah I went there with a couple friends, once, and we weren't impressed. There was a lot of uhhh fucked up looking people there. I think half of them were high

[bubbley]

IIRC I drove by 17th and this place has closed down?

[ercchry]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
So someone pulls a gun on you and you don't call the cops?

Okey-dokey.

guy jumps out of car with gun...

"sir, do you mind standing right there as i call the police on you, okay thanks"

:nut:

...not to mention the car full of his friends that pulled over behind him.

[heavyfuel]

Why the fuck would you even entertain the thought of going to such a place to begin with? Buddy's bday or not, I woulda said fuck that, right from the word go.

[Hallowed_point]

I picture the clientele to be pointy shoed, true religion rockin' , serial texter , deep v t douchebags. The whole hookah thing is retarded imo :nut:

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by ercchry
guy jumps out of car with gun...


"Hi, 911? Yes, this is Dog but I don't have time for that right now! Some guy in "insert type of car and plate number here" just pulled a gun on us. We got the fuck out of there but this is where we were....."

I don't know though, I wasn't there. :confused:

[ercchry]

good for you captain planet, now lets add a few drinks in ya and drop you into the situation :thumbsup:

when the guy crossed the street he was intercepted by other bi-standards that told he he was a fucking idiot. when he was busy with that, we kept walking

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by ercchry
good for you captain planet, now lets add a few drinks in ya and drop you into the situation :thumbsup:

when the guy crossed the street he was intercepted by other bi-standards that told he he was a fucking idiot. when he was busy with that, we kept walking


"bystanders"....

[zipdoa]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



"bystanders"....

Hahaha I usually don't laugh at grammatical errors but that one was almost a rickyism.

[spikerS]

Originally posted by zipdoa


Hahaha I usually don't laugh at grammatical errors but that one was almost a rickyism.

+1

[Mibz]

Originally posted by G


Would you call the cops on this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ETFeCyNAQz8/T0J_uZ6k9FI/AAAAAAAAABo/DMnOvS5Za6E/s1600/br.redc.promo.pic.jpg Safety.... Always off.

[sneek]

That place is total crap, I too got dragged there once with some friends. It is probably the dirtiest washroom I have seen in North America. It rivals some lower end establishments in India.

:barf:

[heavyfuel]

Originally posted by G


Would you call the cops on this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ETFeCyNAQz8/T0J_uZ6k9FI/AAAAAAAAABo/DMnOvS5Za6E/s1600/br.redc.promo.pic.jpg

Fuck off I got work to do!

[cancer man]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


Probably a front, that's why they were so determined to get them out at closing, a meeting of some kind going on. Also keep prices high, so strangers don't want to come back.

I'd love for the CPS to go in with drug dogs.
I fucking curse that place.

[tom_9109]

Should have taken some WNBA players instead. Shit would have got real, FAST.

[300zxfairlday]

lol funny thing is one of the owners is actually a cop

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by ercchry
good for you captain planet, now lets add a few drinks in ya and drop you into the situation :thumbsup:

Good for who? Pretty sure I said "I don't know, I wasn't there.".

Regardless, I think it's a pretty reasonable assumption that 99% of people who get a gun pulled on them would call the cops over it instead of whining like a fucking semi-illiterate crybaby on the internet a day or two later. :nut:

Anyways, cool story bro! Sorry to hear about your shirt.

[GS430]

Originally posted by 300zxfairlday
lol funny thing is one of the owners is actually a cop

..source? Part of me doesn't believe that.

[RickDaTuner]

Hookah bars are so 2008.

[300zxfairlday]

Originally posted by GS430


..source? Part of me doesn't believe that. the cop is married to a friend of mine... just saw there Facebook updates detailing the updates ate fire and ice and that it's now re open...
No real source other then that