DIY How to get a fellow Co-worker terminated / Fired?

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Not going into detail however I am searching for suggestions and or a DIY tutorial / past experiences on the following topic..


"HOW CAN I GET A SECRETARY TERMINATED?"



:banghead: :banghead:

[captain134]

This is going to go well...

[zieg]

Tell your boss what she did to piss you off.

[roll_over]

Did you just make an account to ask this? Why is your occupation troll?

[Disoblige]

How are we suppose to help if you don't go into detail?

You got her preggo or something?

[D'z Nutz]

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[brandon]

Take a couple drops of Visine and put it in her morning coffee every day.. she will take enough sick days that the job will do it self.

Or just plant cocaine somewhere in her desk where other people regularly go through to steal pens.

[jsn]

Start complaining to everyone who will listen about how much you hate the person. Add in personal attacks and perhaps racial slurs for bonus points. Management will govern themselves accordingly and sort things out quickly. Good luck!

[Shlade]

Get good with the manager, become good friends with him ya know go for coffee, out for drinks, play golf... have his wife hang out with your wife and or girlfriend..

Get to the point where you look at eachother and just get that menacing "HA HA HA..." laugh.

Lets act it out. The secretary is named katherine. Start flirting with katherine... rail her on her desk. Make sure boss comes out and sees it happen. Due to you being his awesome golf,drinking,coffee buddy he wont be mad at you. However he cans Katherine.

Win win for you. You get da poon tang and she gets the boot.

[Redlyne_jr]

Originally posted by Shlade
Get good with the manager, become good friends with him ya know go for coffee, out for drinks, play golf... have his wife hang out with your wife and or girlfriend..

Get to the point where you look at eachother and just get that menacing "HA HA HA..." laugh.

Lets act it out. The secretary is named katherine. Start flirting with katherine... rail her on her desk. Make sure boss comes out and sees it happen. Due to you being his awesome golf,drinking,coffee buddy he wont be mad at you. However he cans Katherine.

Win win for you. You get da poon tang and she gets the boot.

This is quality.. :poosie:

[Maybelater]

Bring a gun to work and remove them from the work place permanently

[Hallowed_point]

I'd bet anything you try will just end up getting yourself
fired. If they suck that badly, you shouldn't have to do
anything..proceed with caution!

[Cos]

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[bourge73]

Tell her if she doesn't quit you will have no
Choice other than to screw her boyfriend.

[ExtraSlow]

Originally posted by brandon
Take a couple drops of Visine and put it in her morning coffee every day.. she will take enough sick days that the job will do it self.
EDIT: I looked into it further, and I have to say, I didn't know all this.
Snopes - Visine prank (http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp)

[FixedGear]

Originally posted by brandon
Take a couple drops of Visine and put it in her morning coffee every day.. she will take enough sick days that the job will do it self.


This is a stupid thing to suggest in a thread like this.

[Sugarphreak]

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[lilmira]

Let's see some pictures first.

[DeleriousZ]

I really hope this is a troll thread, otherwise, I feel really sorry for you OP.

[Qtec]

be a man and leave your job if you don't enjoy working there anyways.

[Sorath]

Originally posted by Shlade
Get good with the manager, become good friends with him ya know go for coffee, out for drinks, play golf... have his wife hang out with your wife and or girlfriend..

Get to the point where you look at eachother and just get that menacing "HA HA HA..." laugh.

Lets act it out. The secretary is named katherine. Start flirting with katherine... rail her on her desk. Make sure boss comes out and sees it happen. Due to you being his awesome golf,drinking,coffee buddy he wont be mad at you. However he cans Katherine.

Win win for you. You get da poon tang and she gets the boot.


What if secretary is a man? :dunno:

[amear]

Originally posted by Sorath



What if secretary is a man? :dunno:

What if OP's a homo...:nut:

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by amear


What if OP's a homo...:nut:

What if OP is the secretary?

[Disoblige]

What if OP is a girl?

[Mitsu3000gt]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130223000932/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif

[D'z Nutz]

What if OP never really existed?

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/photo-hell-10.jpg

[JfuckinC]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2012/03/82378978/stapler.jpg


Burn that mother fucker down

[DeleriousZ]

What if the OP's a homo woman secretary that wants to fire herself?

http://cdn.ricochet.com/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/media/images/conspiracy-keanu/1868855-1-eng-US/conspiracy-keanu_lightbox.jpg

[brandon]

Originally posted by FixedGear


This is a stupid thing to suggest in a thread like this.

Y SO SRS?!

lol, this thread is dumb as is.

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by Sorath

What if secretary is a man? :dunno:

Originally posted by amear

What if OP's a homo...:nut:

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat

What if OP is the secretary?

Originally posted by Disoblige
What if OP is a girl?

Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130223000932/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif

The replies in this thread :rofl:

[Redlyne_jr]

:clap:

[sputnik]

What if OP is one of the employees in John Malkovich's head?

http://videovortex.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/beingjohnmalkovich.jpg

[Gart]

Originally posted by Canmorite






The replies in this thread :rofl:


Yup! definitely enjoyed that progression. Good work everyone, job well done!

[Maybelater]

What if OP?

http://classicalwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/socrates-statue.jpg

[speedog]

Nah, OP is probably more along the lines of...
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Kip----Yesss--napoleon-dynamite-387390_200_270.gif

[Seth1968]

Hey OP.

Welcome to the ruthless pricks of beyond. Gotta love 'em:)

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[amear]

OP's profile occupation says "TROLL"

:rofl:

[btimbit]

Get promoted

Bang secretary

Fire secretary

[Quiet10]

From personal experience, it IS possible to hate someone enough at work to want to have them fired, however it's never really worth the effort to actively try to get them fired.

They'll eventually get themselves fired and save yourself any trouble anyways.

[2Legit2Quit]

http://i.imgur.com/QbRqqf1.gif