How to get into Costco without membership card ??

[XXXXXX]

Afternoon. I need some water from Costco but don't have a membership. I understand I can sign up for one but that sounds like a lot of work. The only plan that I could really think of to get past the door people would be to plant c4 near the rear doors and set them off as I'm walking into the store which would give me enough time to sneak past the front door people so I can get my water.

Anyone have any other ideas ?

Can anyone get me my water ??

[Numi]

Its like what 50$ per year for a membership if that.
Stop being a cheap ass.

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by Numi
Its like what 50$ per year for a membership if that.
Stop being a cheap ass.

50 dorrah ?!?!!? Not everyone has that kind of money.. :cry:

[syb65]

well, if u can afford the c4 and the legwork of rigging it up, i think u should have time to sign up and paid for the c4. and even if u did get through the door the first time, u still need the card to pay for your water, unless u want another c4 *poof* disappearing act.

[Tik-Tok]

You can walk right in easy enough through the exit, you won't be able to purchase anything without a card though.

[XXXXXX]

Well I was also thinking about getting a budget friendly jet for the day (20,000.00$) and parachuting down onto the roof and sneaking my way in and out like that.

Just don't wanna have to pay those outrageous costs for a membership.

It's like they think we're all millionaires or something !!

50 loonies !!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsdow :thumbsdow

@ Mr tik tok guy - Where's your avatar ?

[5fivespeed]

You have an R33... but not $50 for a Costco membership?

[XXXXXX]

Its not the car, it means R I have is 33 dorrahs - Not enough for membership.

[amear]

You seem to be the next Beyond Troll

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by amear
You seem to be the next Beyond Troll

Good job !! Almost want to give you a cookie for your discovery :clap:

[amear]

Originally posted by XXXXXX


Good job !! Almost want to give you a cookie for your discovery :clap:

Thanks, but no thanks. I dont want a fucking cookie:D

[XXXXXX]

Infact I could almost go for some cookies right meow, but cant even get into Costco............................................................/\\

Amear your getting a cookie whether you like it or not !!

Same with you tik tok !!

EVERYONES GETTING A COOKIE ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XXXXXX]

I never get why people on eBay bid the item high while there's still like a week left.. :dunno:

[dirtysamwich]

I like this guy

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by dirtysamwich
I like this guy

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lSWURufnWTc/SeeWCZ-l_mI/AAAAAAAACgE/1lCcWR0DnYs/s200/Embarassed%20Yellow%20Smiley%20Face%20Gifs%20Images%20for%20your%20profile%20and%20web%20site.jpg

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by XXXXXX

@ Mr tik tok guy - Where's your avatar ?

Must have left it in my other pants.

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


Must have left it in my other pants.

:whipped:

[sr20s14zenki]

At least this troll is entertaining....

[NoMoreG35]

Even if u get in, u won't be able to buy anything without a Costco card. U can get in from the exit to buy hot dogs and shit without having a Costco card though.

[sputnik]

Originally posted by XXXXXX
50 dorrah ?!?!!? Not everyone has that kind of money.. :cry:

http://www.tapwater.org/img/uploads/images/blog-images/water.jpg

[Sugarphreak]

...

[nzwasp]

afaik you can use a costco cash card with any value - even 5$ and you can get in and buy a shit load of stuff and use that instead of a membership. A member can buy one of these for you. I have a cash card with $20 on it in my car.

[Ichigo]

Just walk in with a family of people that look like you. You'll blend right in.

[jwslam]

Originally posted by nzwasp
afaik you can use a costco cash card with any value - even 5$ and you can get in and buy a shit load of stuff and use that instead of a membership. A member can buy one of these for you. I have a cash card with $20 on it in my car.
They gave me heck last time ~1 year ago saying they'd stop doing this.

[Mibz]

Originally posted by XXXXXX
it means R I have is 33 dorrah Well shit. I was gonna close this thread, but then I LOLed.

[heavyfuel]

Just tell the door people you're going to the pharmacy, God. So simple.

Why the fuck anybody without a family of 16 would shop there, baffles me lol

[FraserB]

Originally posted by heavyfuel

Why the fuck anybody without a family of 16 would shop there, baffles me lol

They used to sell a Champion 8,000lb winch back when they had their retarded return policy. I know of a few times where the winch was burned out or covered in mud, tossed back int he box and returned no questions asked lol.

[Disoblige]

Some people on here are Beyond Ballers, but most are just Beyond Broke.

[Quiet10]

I can't believe I'm reading this thread, and much worse posting in it as well. :banghead:

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by heavyfuel
Why the fuck anybody without a family of 16 would shop there, baffles me lol

I get the impression a lot of things baffle you.

[CanmoreOrLess]

Pics request, I have a water bottle fetish.

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by CanmoreOrLess
Pics request, I have a water bottle fetish.
How's this?
http://i.imgur.com/fqWF5.jpg?2
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/16k7hw/cleaning_my_closet_found_bottles_of_vomit/

:rofl:

[OU812]

You should get the membership. The bulk price on C4 at Costco is amazing!!!!

[heavyfuel]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz


I get the impression a lot of things baffle you.

Yep and what's most baffling is how long it took you to figure that out.

[Hallowed_point]

Originally posted by heavyfuel
Just tell the door people you're going to the pharmacy, God. So simple.

Why the fuck anybody without a family of 16 would shop there, baffles me lol

I agree, I refuse to shop at Costco and or/Walmart/Superstore unless my brother's bringing the truck. The parking situation alone doesn't make saving $2 on laundry detergent worthwhile.

[clem24]

Originally posted by nzwasp
afaik you can use a costco cash card with any value - even 5$ and you can get in and buy a shit load of stuff and use that instead of a membership. A member can buy one of these for you. I have a cash card with $20 on it in my car.

Yes you can do this. I've bought a stack of $20 gift cards for my in laws and they check out just fine. The only thing you can't get with just using gift cards are the discounts/coupon savings. There is no requirement to have a membership to use gift cards.

Keeping that in mind, Costco makes all their actual net profits through memberships; their tiny margins on goods (10-15%) are only enough to cover all their fixed and variable costs (i.e. they only break even selling you shit).

But judging OP's current thread and past posts in other threads, he sounds like a complete douchenozzle.


Originally posted by sr20s14zenki
At least this troll is entertaining....

Annoying <> entertaining..

[XXXXXX]

35 responses and no one has got my water ?? Honestly not sure
where else I can find it.. :cry:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rlWrqO_FA_s/UD5UJ-HkxgI/AAAAAAAARPs/oicT81lQyZA/s1600/IMAG0226.jpg

[Hallowed_point]

Originally posted by clem24


Yes you can do this. I've bought a stack of $20 gift cards for my in laws and they check out just fine. The only thing you can't get with just using gift cards are the discounts/coupon savings. There is no requirement to have a membership to use gift cards.

Keeping that in mind, Costco makes all their actual net profits through memberships; their tiny margins on goods (10-15%) are only enough to cover all their fixed and variable costs (i.e. they only break even selling you shit).

But judging OP's current thread and past posts in other threads, he sounds like a complete douchenozzle.



Annoying &lt;&gt; entertaining..

I for one, see zero problem with Costco losing profits? :dunno: Unless all of the natives/immigrants stop shopping there; I'm sure that they'll be just fine.

[speedog]

Originally posted by XXXXXX
35 responses and no one has got my water ?? Honestly not sure
where else I can find it.. :cry:
That's water?

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by speedog

That's water?

Well what's it look like to you ?? A samich ???

[speedog]

Originally posted by XXXXXX
Well what's it look like to you ?? A samich ???
When did water need to have Splenda and artificial flavours?

[XXXXXX]

When pop gave me aids and when water needed more flavor !!

[roll_over]

Blackwater is that you? Samich, aids, thread about water and that account was banned

[XXXXXX]

No Blackwater crazy guy !! :dunno:

[Dilmah]

I learned this trick about ten years ago so I'm not sure if this still works or not.

Get a Costco card and the spouse card, when the membership is due for renewal stop using the main card and only use the spousal card. This worked for about four or five years until my wife at the time used my card instead of hers, as soon as she used mine they asked for the $45 renewal.

I was told that the spousal card is not tied to the membership in the same way as the main card and there is no way of telling when the renewal is due. I now have a membership with my new wife so I'll know 100% sure if this still works or not when the new membership is up for renewal.

[AE92_TreunoSC]

I hate that freaking water. I remember I used it to put a fire out in the shop one time and the whole shop wreaked of raspberries hahaha.

[heavyfuel]

Fuck I can't imagine being so hard on the grind not only to shop at Costco, but to try and find a way around the membership... It makes me ill how cheap people are here considering the general wealth.

[XXXXXX]

McDonalds isn't paying so well nowadays..

I like sausage in my mouth.

[Swank]

Go to the Real Canadian Wholesale club. It's a half-assed Costco but no membership required, you can get those waters in a flat of 30 or so. Should help wash the sausage taste outta your mouth.

[jwslam]

Originally posted by XXXXXX
McDonalds isn't paying so well nowadays..

I like sausage in my mouth.
How much is the grand prize at one of them hot dog eating contests?

not serious

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by jwslam

How much is the grand prize at one of them hot dog eating contests?

not serious

Not sure, never been to one before. :poosie:

serious

[89s1]

Originally posted by NoMoreG35
Even if u get in, u won't be able to buy anything without a Costco card. U can get in from the exit to buy hot dogs and shit without having a Costco card though.

Don't forget the big-ass styrofoam clam shell full of poutine :drool:

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by heavyfuel
Fuck I can't imagine being so hard on the grind not only to shop at Costco.... .

Hard on the grind? I like shopping at Costco, lots of good food and neat things come and go. Like the electric reclining couch I'm sitting on.

[89s1]

I like shopping there too.

Those dried mangoes they sell are great. Plus, they sell these big ass bags of cut up, washed broccoli florets. Great for snacking on with dip because it becomes as convenient as something less healthy.

Not to mention diapers and stuff for the baby.

I'll admit it isn't a one stop shop because when I buy something like mustard I only need one, not 3, but it certainly has it's place.

[AndyL]

Nono... wife informs me im to buy diapers at stupidstore... and she knows her prices...

but costco for formula and ass cream, and milk...

and montreal smoked meat and poutine on the way out:drool:

[Maybelater]

Tell them you're the new employee

[revelations]

Originally posted by XXXXXX


Not sure, never been to one before. :poosie:

serious

I thought you liked sleeping... what are you doing up before 9am?

When I was 18 and living at home (no jobs back then) I used to set my alarm for 11am :rofl:

[jwslam]

Originally posted by revelations
When I was 18 and living at home (no jobs back then) I used to set my alarm for 11am :rofl:
Why do you set an alarm at all?

[XXXXXX]

Exactly, the modern day alarm clock is the devil !!

I'm gonna go register for university and sleep there.

Sick of the mailman waking me up at 3pm..

Who does he think he is ?!? :whipped:

[bastardchild]

Tell them you wanna get a hot dog from their concession.

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by bastardchild
Tell them you wanna get a hot dog from their concession.

I did ! Then the manager just came and pulled down his pants ?? :dunno:

He's like " I hope you like extra mayo".. I was like oh noes !!!

[bastardchild]

Originally posted by XXXXXX


I did ! Then the manager just came and pulled down his pants ?? :dunno:

He's like &quot; I hope you like extra mayo&quot;.. I was like oh noes !!!

:rofl:

[JordanEG6]

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/400x/20520179.jpg

This thread is lame and awesome at the same time. :rofl: