$5.8m downtown penthouse

[quick_scar]

pretty underwhelming for what they claim is $5.8 million.... I would have expected more... :dunno:

http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1002507

[quick_scar]

MLS listing...
http://www.jimsparrow.com/listing/c3585021-1501-837-2-av-sw-calgary-ab-t2p-0e6/


$4,678/month condo fee.... lmao

[bspot]

What a terrible listing. You'd think someone who could afford that place could afford a good agent.

[flipstah]

Originally posted by quick_scar
MLS listing...
http://www.jimsparrow.com/listing/c3585021-1501-837-2-av-sw-calgary-ab-t2p-0e6/


$4,678/month condo fee.... lmao

LOLWAT.

[01RedDX]

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[revelations]

Originally posted by quick_scar
MLS listing...
http://www.jimsparrow.com/listing/c3585021-1501-837-2-av-sw-calgary-ab-t2p-0e6/


$4,678/month condo fee.... lmao

That suite has 10x the SQFT my condo has and the condo fees are 15x higher than mine.

At least you get a pool and concierge service :nut:

[Kloubek]

Originally posted by 01RedDX
More than $56,000 per year just in condo fees. That better include window cleaning!

Fuck, for that price, I want my pipes cleaned as well....

[Jeeper1986]

kinda out dated crap in that condo imo

[01RedDX]

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[quick_scar]

Originally posted by Jeeper1986
kinda out dated crap in that condo imo

I know!!! Thats what I was thinking.. And the reno's were only done 3 years ago...

[kvg]

Originally posted by bspot
What a terrible listing. You'd think someone who could afford that place could afford a good agent.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/lisafx/lisafx1107/lisafx110700004/9969078-businessman-making-the-on-the-nose-gesture-from-the-game-charades--full-body-isolated-on-white.jpg

[BigMass]

should have got those guys from Million Dollar Listing New York. They have some pretty innovating ways of selling high end real estate. Calgary is pretty primitive compared to those high end markets in terms of listings.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ymugkP1Z1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

[you&me]

Originally posted by bspot
What a terrible listing. You'd think someone who could afford that place could afford a good agent.

What cost difference is there between agents that makes it a matter of "affording"? Commissions are standardized... Unless ol' Jimbo dropped his commission (and to his knees) to get the listing.

[CanmoreOrLess]

Needs a Breaking Bad money-bed for it to be worthwhile buying.

[R!zz0]

If i could afford 5.8 million, i wouldn't be living in Calgary that's for sure.

I'd probably buy a house in Cuba and go there every winter. During Summer i would live somewhere in BC and live off my interest.

[Tik-Tok]

I can understand a high price because of the view, and the inside is pretty nice (though is dated as said), BUT, for 5.8 mill, it has a patio no bigger than what 500g gets you, lol.

I'd take this one for 5.2 long before the other.

http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=13636652

[woodywoodford]

^^ But it's view is far from best in the city...

I actually kinda like it - needs updating but nothing serious, and looks like it'd be a wicked place to entertain. No chance in hell I'd spend 6 mil on a fuckin party house though.

Edit: also what's up with that tv in the bathroom? It isn't even pointed at the tub OR shower, what good does that do?

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by R!zz0
If i could afford 5.8 million, i wouldn't be living in Calgary that's for sure.

I'd probably buy a house in Cuba and go there every winter. During Summer i would live somewhere in BC and live off my interest.

You don't understand, you are so rich that you don't mind wasting $5.8M in Calgary since you have to spend time here anyway. :)

I gotta wonder if these penthouses ended up as high end executive rentals.

[InRich]

yea that place was straight up junk, minus the views.
that 2nd bedroom was useless
and I mean come on, the steam shower in my basement is better looking, and better laid out then that one.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by woodywoodford

Edit: also what's up with that tv in the bathroom? It isn't even pointed at the tub OR shower, what good does that do?

Because it's the only available wallspace, and you could definitely watch it from the tub, in the mirror

[woodywoodford]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
I can understand a high price because of the view, and the inside is pretty nice (though is dated as said), BUT, for 5.8 mill, it has a patio no bigger than what 500g gets you, lol.

I'd take this one for 5.2 long before the other.

http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=13636652

This one though! Still a little dated but not bad, and totally worth it for those patios.

[flipstah]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
I can understand a high price because of the view, and the inside is pretty nice (though is dated as said), BUT, for 5.8 mill, it has a patio no bigger than what 500g gets you, lol.

I'd take this one for 5.2 long before the other.

http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=13636652

That one is worth the price it's asking for.

[JustinMCS]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
IBUT, for 5.8 mill, it has a patio no bigger than what 500g gets you, lol.


Where can I buy a condo in calgary for 500k and get "3 separate balconies, and a spectacular 1970 square foot roof top patio."

Read the listing....

[JustinMCS]

Originally posted by BigMass
should have got those guys from Million Dollar Listing New York. They have some pretty innovating ways of selling high end real estate. Calgary is pretty primitive compared to those high end markets in terms of listings.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ymugkP1Z1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

I don't want an ex gay pornstar as a realtor though lol

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by JustinMCS


Where can I buy a condo in calgary for 500k and get "3 separate balconies, and a spectacular 1970 square foot roof top patio."

Read the listing....

My bad, didn't read it, but it has all that and the realtor only shows two pics of the same tiny patio? Lol. Remind me not to hire that realtor, ever.

[woodywoodford]

That dude duckfaces way too much

[ZenOps]

Balller.

[bart]

Originally posted by Jeeper1986
kinda out dated crap in that condo imo

like plastic light switches and cardboard doors

[DEATH2000]

Anyone else notice the guy's head popping out from behind the wall at 1:23 in the video?

[7thgenvic]

http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=13383221


If u have that kinda money... A house like this would be wayyyy more appealing

[msommers]

Call me crazy, but a house like that has no appeal to me.

[flipstah]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=13383221


If u have that kinda money... A house like this would be wayyyy more appealing

If you're a big family, that's great. Otherwise, that's too huge.

[BigMass]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic
http://beta.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?PropertyId=13383221
If u have that kinda money... A house like this would be wayyyy more appealing

...to you

[Sugarphreak]

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[7thgenvic]

Originally posted by BigMass


...to you

To me...Yes... I love the idea of the backwards green hat :)

Then again...5.8 would buy whole building in Detroit :)

[you&me]

Originally posted by 7thgenvic


To me...Yes... I love the idea of the backwards green hat :)

Then again...5.8 would buy Detroit :)

FTFY

:rofl: