Where are all the hot black women in Calgary?

[buffonomics]

What is WRONG with this city? Where are all the hot black women? If I were in Houston or Toronto... no shortage there. Sure the white/asian/indian chicks are decent enough (nothing special), but sometimes a brotha craves something more.

I may have to move to the east coast at this rate :rolleyes:

[nzwasp]

They probably don't like the cold.

[rx7boi]

^ Lol.

[englishbob]

Pretty sure they wont be on a car forum.

[blairtruck]

i was born and grew up till 5 years old in nfld. never seen a black person until moving to alberta.

[mr2mike]

In before this thread really takes off.

[lasimmon]

I see them from time to time.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Maybe they're hiding in plain sight, are you only looking at night?

[taemo]

if you are looking to pick up someone like this, go hangout in the Sunridge/Marlboro area
http://blackgirlsguidetoweightloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monique-fat-chance-335a072707.jpg

but if someone like this, then I see them occasionally in Chinook or Market Mall, but I'm talking like 1:400 ratio
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/01/02/5/192/1922564/fa8cb7ecbdddb907_Zoe-Saldana.jpg

[dirtsniffer]

Found them, they are all watching a black guy eating a huge sandwich

[AudiPWR]

Go to the club VINYL.

You will find the drones you are looking for.

[taemo]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Maybe they're hiding in plain sight, are you only looking at night?

rofl
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

[Hallowed_point]

Guess it depends on what you consider hot. Because weaves, fake eye lashes and huge nails freak me right out. I've seen a few Ethiopian types that were a little more natural looking that were fine as hell..but I'd say that they aren't too common here.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Maybe they're hiding in plain sight, are you only looking at night?


They must not be smiling at him then.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by dj_rice
They must not be smiling at him then.

Chicks dig a sense of humour. OP, are you funny? Can you make a bitch laugh?

[heavyD]

I see and attractive one every once in a while but there just aren't a lot of black women in Calgary in general. Can't say I blame them as the weather here sucks.

[austic]

Originally posted by dj_rice



They must not be smiling at him then.

:clap: Slow Clap :clap:

I went to a club called Soho once and it was pretty full of black people. Maybe try there?

[spikerS]

JRS wins this thread.

[max_boost]

I like the humor. Haha

[Tik-Tok]

Hot chicks = crazy
Black chicks = crazy

Hot black chicks = bi-polar psychopaths. I'm glad there aren't more around :rofl:

[flipstah]

Half-Asian/Half-Black = Win.

Fiesty and cheap. Don't mess with them when bartering. :thumbsup:

[Skidro]

Go to SOHO but if you aren't black make sure you bring a broad hahaa

[rage2]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Chicks dig a sense of humour. OP, are you funny? Can you make a bitch laugh?

Originally posted by max_boost
I like the humor. Haha
You're not a chick. Or is there something you're not telling us Samantha?

[Hallowed_point]

Seems that a lot of the hot ones here are real high maintenance types looking for a sugar daddy. How original..oh wait that describes a lot of white chicks here too.. :nut:

[KuruptEX]

I hear backpage.com has a menu you can choose from.

[roopi]

Originally posted by KuruptEX
I hear backpage.com has a menu you can choose from.

Let me guess your 'friend' told you about this? :rofl:

[roll_over]

Our air is to dry and they hate being ashy

[Chester]

I'm a black male, not many attractive black females in Calgary unless halfer. Go to Atlanta.:eek: :drool:

[Maxx Mazda]

Hot black chick?

Bit of an oxymoron for this guy.... Yes I get it, there are some attractive black girls. However, I just do not have that "fever". Yellow fever either....

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by Chester
I'm a black male

:confused: :confused: :confused: always thought you were Asian.



I know blackpeople on here is black, always thought he was the only brotha on here.

[msommers]

SOHO. Hot Latinos there too

[Mar]

Originally posted by buffonomics
What is WRONG with this city? Where are all the hot black women? If I were in Houston or Toronto... no shortage there. Sure the white/asian/indian chicks are decent enough (nothing special), but sometimes a brotha craves something more.

I may have to move to the east coast at this rate :rolleyes:
As much as people in Calgary like to think so, Toronto is nowhere near the east coast. In fact it's over 3000 kilometres west of the coast.



Originally posted by taemo

but if someone like this, then I see them occasionally in Chinook or Market Mall, but I'm talking like 1:400 ratio
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/01/02/5/192/1922564/fa8cb7ecbdddb907_Zoe-Saldana.jpg

She's hideous.

[xnvy]

^You take that back, you bastard

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IOG06y2cq4o/TO8J9yRfWKI/AAAAAAAAQbA/pHFejV7aOLc/s1600/Zoe-Saldana-CK-Lingerie-1.jpg

[rob the knob]

takes a real man to be able to satisfy an african american woman

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/76/97/0f76976ceb0f6ff08e0106ed6f6f3edd.jpg

[btimbit]

Her arms are hairier than mine.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Mar

As much as people in Calgary like to think so, Toronto is nowhere near the east coast. In fact it's over 3000 kilometres west of the coast.


He could be talking about Halifax. Huge population there. No idea if they're hot though, lol.

[rob the knob]

you never be with woman of color? any color

hirsute is common.


Originally posted by btimbit
Her arms are hairier than mine.

[Mar]

Originally posted by rob the knob
takes a real man to be able to satisfy an african american woman

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/76/97/0f76976ceb0f6ff08e0106ed6f6f3edd.jpg

Black and African / American are 2 totally different things.

Charlize Theron is African American:

http://schmoesknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlize-theron-wide-wallpaper.jpg

[Graham_A_M]

^ Lol, probably part of the 2% white population of Africa at this point.

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Hot chicks = crazy
Black chicks = crazy

Hot black chicks = bi-polar psychopaths. I'm glad there aren't more around :rofl:

^ Word, I worked with a very tasty black chick at my last job..... that bitch was right fucking crazy....
Just nuts really. Everybody she worked with directly kept a very long distance from her. :nut:
It was just an attitude like none I've ever seen before. :eek:


EDIT: Holy shit, I was just going to have that " ^ " rather then quoting the post above me, but in the time it took me to write that response, its just about filled the second page with responses, so I had to cut and paste the response, wow. This thread exploded fast. :nut:

[bignerd]

Originally posted by rob the knob
you never be with woman of color? any color

hirsute is common.



Is cutting yourself a common thing for woman of color? Because her arm looks like she has cut herself many times.

[AE92_TreunoSC]

I've been around a few hot black chicks. It takes a hell of a man to put up with their family lol.

I'd rather date an asian with a stereotype family than a black with a stereotype family.

A hot chick is a hot chick. We just have very few in Calgary compared to other parts of the world.

But really, look at a porn site, Asians and teenage white girls are the biggest search items usually.

[gamman]

Growing up, 80's to you young folk...my friends family were the only ones in a town of 50k people. 5/50,000.

Today:
There was easily a 6' tall woman, quite attractive but cougarish old, with big freaking hair, and 2-3" boots. Her man was barely 6', and maybe 5-11". Or maybe 5-9" or 6-2", but I was too busy staring at her. She was doing him no favours with the boots and hair, but she was very easy to look at. When she walked by, I was like, wtf, is she 6-2"?

Too busy staring at her chest to get all the details...

[Ven]

Elementary, Jr High and Sr High in the 80's we had exactly one black person in each school. Maybe 8% Asian and 4% South Asian. I hear Sir Winston Churchill is quite different now :)

[egmilano]

Move to Toronto or Nova Scotia .... lol taemo was right with his mall post though haha
When I first started at ruth's I worked with couple fob chinese guys who im still friends with today and man we worked with one Ethiopian dude... everyday they would ask him to help hook them up with girls even go on the prowl after work looking for mixed or black chicks when we'd go out for drinks lol. always thought that was funny :nut:

[buffonomics]

Originally posted by taemo
if you are looking to pick up someone like this, go hangout in the Sunridge/Marlboro area
http://blackgirlsguidetoweightloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monique-fat-chance-335a072707.jpg


:guns: :guns: :guns: I will NEVER EVER let my lil dude sink so low. NEVER.



Originally posted by taemo
but if someone like this, then I see them occasionally in Chinook or Market Mall, but I'm talking like 1:400 ratio
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/01/02/5/192/1922564/fa8cb7ecbdddb907_Zoe-Saldana.jpg

See this right here is what I used to see and not even notice, cuz they were so common. But here in this city, she looks like the dark at the end of an overly-bright, tunnel :hitit:

[Graham_A_M]

^ She isn't bad, Apparently There are some hot black chick servers at Cowboy's, from what Ive been told, same with Filo's bar & grill in Deer Ridge (fairly deep SE near Douglas Dale area)

[rage2]

I counted 5 black chicks at National last night. If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't have noticed at all.

This is relevant too, racial online dating analysis:

http://i.imgur.com/vw17PIG.jpg

Poor asian guys, but black chicks have it way worse haha. Yellow fever seems to run rampant tho.

[se7en]

I don't see the fascination with asian gals. Maybe it's because of all the high maintenance asian cousins I have....White blonde girls all the way!

[Graham_A_M]

Same, I never understood that either. :dunno: But to each their own I guess.

[eglove]

GzaUddim4X4

[roll_over]

pa-372Xu2Wo

[Hallowed_point]

Originally posted by eglove
GzaUddim4X4

Holy fu*cking shit..almost fell off my chair :rofl:

Totally thought he said "Lloyd Banks" (ur boy banngs haha!)

[Mar]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
^ Lol, probably part of the 2% white population of Africa at this point.
Doesn't matter, African / American is not black. And what if a black person was born here? They're not African / American, they're just American. Or does that make me Irish / Canadian?

[xnvy]

Mar... You're wrong. Click me! (http://ahdictionary.com/word/search.html?q=African-American)

[Feruk]

I could never date a black chick. No fate is worse than having a "TV date night" and her forcing you to watch episodes of anything made by Tyler Perry.

[heavyD]

Originally posted by rage2
I counted 5 black chicks at National last night. If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't have noticed at all.

This is relevant too, racial online dating analysis:

http://i.imgur.com/vw17PIG.jpg

Poor asian guys, but black chicks have it way worse haha. Yellow fever seems to run rampant tho.

Kind of surprised about the attraction to asian women. Yeah there are some hot ones and they are usually thinner but holy smokes do a lot of them go bald when they age.

[Graham_A_M]

Lol, a guy I work with is always yapping about how many girls he's met off sites like AdultFriendfinder and the like, apparently there is a lot of black girls on there as well.... dont know if thats where you'd want to look but.....:dunno: Just tossin' that out there.

[Chester]

Originally posted by TomcoPDR


:confused: :confused: :confused: always thought you were Asian.



I know blackpeople on here is black, always thought he was the only brotha on here.

No, I'm a big black guy that devastates small white girls. Ask WRX :rofl:

[btimbit]

Originally posted by rob the knob
you never be with woman of color? any color

hirsute is common.



Colour sure, but that's a little more afro-centric than I had in mind:dunno: