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GTS Jeff
03-02-2004, 12:40 PM
FUCK!!! so last nite i decided to be a fishmonger and i had shrimp flavored noodles in a chicken broth soup with a ton of fish balls i had picked up at t+t. just cuz i wanted to know what it would be like, i stirred an egg into the soup too (yea weird i know)

anyway, at about 2 when im going to bed, i get a slight ache in the intestines, but i thought, "it aint no thang, itll be gone in the morning" and i went to bed. woke up around 7 with a horrible pain and spent like 20 minutes spraying poop into the toilet. fuck!! i almost became religious right then and there cuz of the pain! if it kept up any longer, i woulda started reciting prayers that i still have memorized! luckily, the pain kinda went away, and i went back to bed. woke up again at 11, and of course, there was an encore from the wet n' brown...:rolleyes:

but with that said, im feelin good now!! let this be a warning!! its not good for your intestines to eat aforementioned food in that combo!

ZorroAMG
03-02-2004, 12:58 PM
Holy Shit...(pun intended) Wet n' Brown....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

EK 2.0
03-02-2004, 01:02 PM
Jeff, I love how open and honest you are with the Beyond.ca community, offering your opinions, and anecdotes...But man there are things you just HAVE to keep to yourself...

Namely, your "Wet n' Brown" expiriences...:D

BloNdie
03-02-2004, 01:30 PM
:barf: Thanks for that! haha :rofl: But like Zorro said, just reading it is enought to make me sick! Good luck with that buddy haha

bigboom
03-02-2004, 01:56 PM
dude i think its just the fish balls that were bad LOL

Gondi Stylez
03-02-2004, 02:02 PM
hahaha jeff... all this talk about making bachlor food made you experiment a lil' more then u should have!! looks like the "wet n' brown" fairy was all about u last 2nite!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

JustinL
03-02-2004, 02:06 PM
Did you cook the egg? if not, then that's your friend salmonella coming for a visit.

GTS Jeff
03-02-2004, 03:35 PM
hm the egg was cooked tho :(

maybe it was the chocolate milk :dunno:

sputnik
03-02-2004, 03:58 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

"hail mary... full of grace... <explosions and screams>"

hjr
03-02-2004, 04:19 PM
chocolate milk and fish balls??? WTF?

hjr
03-02-2004, 04:19 PM
chocolate milk and fish balls??? WTF?

Wrex
03-02-2004, 05:17 PM
As if you could try to NOT be a fishmonger. Chew.

szw
03-02-2004, 05:50 PM
that combo should be okay...probably bad fishballs. i'm scared of fishballs too now.

Jeff TYPE R
10-10-2011, 11:45 PM
It happened again...fish balls followed by the wet n' brown. I found this thread with google. :(

ExtraSlow
10-11-2011, 07:55 AM
Where's Toilet_D when you need him?

dirtsniffer
10-11-2011, 11:01 AM
thanks to thanksgiving i've laid 3 huge deuces this morning. im talking 2-3 flushes per

n1zm0
10-11-2011, 11:13 AM
GTS Jeff back in full form w/ fish balls

GQBalla
10-11-2011, 12:04 PM
am i the only one that thinks that food sounded delicious?

davidI
10-11-2011, 12:24 PM
Haha, the perfect way to mark GTS Jeff's return.

R154
10-19-2011, 11:00 PM
!!!

sexualbanana
10-21-2011, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
But man there are things you just HAVE to keep to yourself...


He tried, but it came out wet n brown

BokCh0y
10-21-2011, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by Jeff TYPE R
It happened again...fish balls followed by the wet n' brown. I found this thread with google. :(

:rofl: :barf: :rofl:

GQNammer
10-21-2011, 09:15 PM
I think I'm going to have instant noodels, kimchi flavor, with fish balls and egg tonight. I'll probably wash it down with chocolate milk.

dj_rice
10-21-2011, 09:30 PM
He's back :clap: :clap: