Best way of eliminating crickets in the house?

[Graham_A_M]

Hey guys, luckily you guys dont have crickets to worry about in Calgary, unfortunately, at the farm, we do. Whats the best way of keeping crickets out of the house? Ive been stomping on these annoying little fuckers every time I see them..... but to no avail, as these things breed like mosquito's, and it feels like a losing battle, any suggestions?

[TomcoPDR]

Buy a few of those gecko or lizards

[yellowsnow]

and then buy some snakes to get rid of the geckos ;)

[G]

then get a plane to get rid of the snakes

[roll_over]

Then sell the plane to Malaysian Airlines

[///328is]

LOL

[BavarianBeast]

:rofl:

[lilmira]

Who gets rid of the conspiracy theory nut jobs?

[jwslam]

:nut: :nut: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[roopi]

Originally posted by roll_over
Then sell the plane to Malaysian Airlines

:rofl:

[Graham_A_M]

Lol, on a more serious note, any powder's, sprays or chemical's?

[R154]

Tell better jokes?

[01RedDX]

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[NoSup4U]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
Lol, on a more serious note, any powder's, sprays or chemical's?

I've been finding them in my condo lately :thumbsdow Coming in on golf shoes? Dirty GF?

I tried telling better jokes;

A Cricket walked into a bar, no one was there...chirp chirp chirp"...didn't work

Seriously, wtf are they doing in my condo?!?!

[Graham_A_M]

^ Odd, Ive never seen crickets in Calgary, just out here in butt fuck nowhere.

Originally posted by 01RedDX


Took me a few seconds. :rofl:

Holy fuck.... took me longer then that.... I was like... "why would someone say that"... yeah yeah.... now I get it.
:facepalm: to
<----- this guy.

[01RedDX]

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[jwslam]

Originally posted by R154
Tell better jokes?
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/250x250/53659970.jpg
But I actually totally didn't get it until NoSup4U explained it :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Offroad]

I got a bearded dragon I could lend ya.......he loves eating crickets :thumbsup:

[Sugarphreak]

sig'd :rofl:

[Graham_A_M]

^ Glad to be of service. Lol.


Offroad, damn I'd almost need an army of those things.... Frick, one fell off the light and landed on my head when I first made the original post... fucking things are a plague.

[ExtraSlow]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
fucking things are a plague.
Caution, you may not be dealing with ordinary crickets. Could be locusts. Have you blasphemed recently?

[Graham_A_M]

^ re read quoted post. I constantly paint the walls of this house a beautiful woven tapestry of profanity.