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lasimmon
09-23-2014, 04:12 PM
A gift or a plight?


Having 100 orgasms every day has ruined the life of Wisconsin man Dale Decker, who's been left physically drained and isolated.

Decker's bout with persistent genital arousal syndrome came about two years ago when he slipped a disc in his back falling from a chair.

While heading to the hospital he had five orgasms and they just keep coming, as many as 100 a day, according to the website UKNW.

None of which the married father of two boys enjoys.

"I was in line at the grocery store once and as I got to the front I dropped to my knees and had an orgasm," UKNW quotes the former telecom company office


"I was yelping. It was horrendous. When it was over I looked around and about 150 people all stood looking at me in disgust."

Decker is pretty much confined to his Two Rivers home so he doesn't experience one of his ongoing and "disgusting" orgasmic episodes in public.

"Imagine being at your father's funeral, beside his casket, and you have nine orgasms," he said. "There's nothing pleasurable in it. You're disgusted by it."

UKNW reports Decker has no idea how he can get help so his rare syndome comes to a happy ending and he's free from the humiliation.

http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/09/22/man-plagued-by-100-orgasms-a-day

A790
09-23-2014, 04:13 PM
Fuck. That. That would be awful.

lilmira
09-23-2014, 04:15 PM
mandatory
VLnWf1sQkjY

BavarianBeast
09-23-2014, 04:15 PM
nice fucking haircut

flipstah
09-23-2014, 04:18 PM
That seriously blows.

DeleriousZ
09-23-2014, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by lilmira
mandatory
VLnWf1sQkjY

That used to be my ringtone :rofl:

As for this unfortunate dude, that'd suck, can't you take something to stop that?

Mibz
09-23-2014, 04:24 PM
comes to a happy ending REALLY? NOBODY?

msommers
09-23-2014, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by flipstah
That seriously blows.

No premature jokes.

Shlade
09-23-2014, 05:23 PM
This is hilarious

flipstah
09-23-2014, 05:25 PM
Is it morbid that I was giggling when I read his ordeal?

btimbit
09-23-2014, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Mibz
REALLY? NOBODY?

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/52283121.jpg

Ven
09-23-2014, 08:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs

ExtraSlow
09-23-2014, 08:59 PM
What kind of underwear do you think this guy wears? I guess probably depends . .
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ok, that was forced.

Dumbass17
09-24-2014, 12:26 PM
jesus that would suck

sputnik
09-24-2014, 02:39 PM
edit: wrong thread

clem24
09-26-2014, 10:18 AM
What a stroke of bad luck.

rx7_turbo2
09-26-2014, 10:21 AM
If that was me, death couldn't cum fast enough.