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Sugarphreak
10-09-2014, 07:32 PM
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rage2
10-09-2014, 07:36 PM
Tweet Rodman and ask him.
Tik-Tok
10-09-2014, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak
suffering from an “uncomfortable physical condition” caused by an unnamed ailment.



Ebola...
D'z Nutz
10-09-2014, 07:53 PM
Is this like when everyone speculated Kim Jong-Il had been dead for years. But you know, wasn't?
lilmira
10-09-2014, 07:55 PM
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/386394/in-other-news-researchers-finally-ready-to-regrow-human-penises/

Case closed, your are welcome.
e31
10-09-2014, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by rage2
Tweet Rodman and ask him.

Like Rodman's gonna know what he gave em, he probably doesn't get tested himself.
msommers
10-09-2014, 08:18 PM
I'm sure his emmental addiction is causing some backed up plumbing problems. Apparently he sent some North Korean chefs to France to learn how to make it and got turned down. Gout maybe?

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4276885.ece/alternates/s458/Kim-Jong-un.jpg
clem24
10-10-2014, 08:54 AM
Perfect.. Leader is down, Amerikuh should go bomb them now and free the people!
n1zm0
10-10-2014, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by msommers
Gout maybe?


I would believe this at least, his father had it and he is quite the indulger obviously. It's painful as shit I heard, if the guy could barely walk around I dont think they'd want him attending public events, make him look like a cripple in front of his entire country as quoted in the article:


“When the leader is somehow physically incapacitated, they can’t show him off as they like to,” Delury said. “It’s a physical issue with aesthetic consequences. The regime is incredibly image conscious. It choreographs everything, especially when it comes to the leader. Kim is a young guy, and you don’t want to see a young guy in that condition.”

But they just had talks with ROK recently iirc, where the DPRK official supposedly admitted they do have 'reform labour' camps:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/10/09/did-north-korea-really-admit-to-its-horrific-forced-labor-camps-not-exactly/
benyl
10-10-2014, 09:14 AM
I thought North Korean leaders are supposed to be divine beings. How can he have gout? Didn't they land a rocket on the Sun?
revelations
10-10-2014, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by rage2
Tweet Rodman and ask him.

Best of pals, he should know!
diamondedge
10-10-2014, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by benyl
I thought North Korean leaders are supposed to be divine beings. How can he have gout? Didn't they land a rocket on the Sun?

I LOL'ed at my desk.

Dude has gout at the age of 31, he looks way older than that!
Mitsu3000gt
10-10-2014, 10:05 AM
Semi related: There is an excellent documentary episode on VICE (season 1 episode 10) about visiting North Korea and Kim Jong-Un's antics if anyone is interested. Highly recommend a watch.