Dick Parking

[BokCh0y]

Buddy of mine came back to his car parked at the LRT station to find this:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/Stinky_tofu/dickparker_zps367d722d.jpg

Tough to tell from the pic, but the Infiniti was angled just enough so he/she could get out. But because buddy parked ass end in first, he couldn't into his driver side door. Poor fool had to go in through the passenger side.

Seriously though, why the hell would so squeeze your big ass SUV into a stall like that? Clearly the Infinity owner doesn't care about their vehicle and getting dented.

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

[ExtraSlow]

Infiniti purchased at Northstar Ford in Fort Mac. Nuff said.

[blairtruck]

fort mac

[J-D]

Originally posted by BokCh0y
Buddy of mine came back to his car parked at the LRT station to find this:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/Stinky_tofu/dickparker_zps367d722d.jpg

Tough to tell from the pic, but the Infiniti was angled just enough so he/she could get out. But because buddy parked ass end in first, he couldn't into his driver side door. Poor fool had to go in through the passenger side.

Seriously though, why the hell would so squeeze your big ass SUV into a stall like that? Clearly the Infinity owner doesn't care about their vehicle and getting dented.

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

That's got nothing on the shit I see downtown. Constantly people parked in the middle of the fucking driving lanes boxing people in.

[Tik-Tok]

That obviously wasn't taken today :rofl:

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
That obviously wasn't taken today :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

no clearly not haha. Think it was within the past 10 days though.

[Stephen81]

See this kinda stuff every day at the LRT station. Walk away from my car in the morning just cringing at the thought of this shit happening to me.

[AE92_TreunoSC]

It's why its nice to arrive early and have the drivers door of your own car facing a curb so only one side can fuck you.

[CorollaXRS]

tell your friend to open the door hard and wide, so it will teach the infiniti not to park too close to other cars, unless they want more dent.

[codetrap]

Originally posted by AE92_TreunoSC
It's why its nice to arrive early and have the drivers door of your own car facing a curb so only one side can fuck you. THIS!!!! I always try to park my truck so that my door is up to a snowbank or a curb. Basically anything BUT a car. Of course I'm also the nice guy that folds in my elephant ears all the time too and tries to park as small as possible.

[ToXicXxX]

Originally posted by AE92_TreunoSC
It's why its nice to arrive early and have the drivers door of your own car facing a curb so only one side can fuck you.

So, on Monday I took my girlfriend to zoolights. I always park as far away from other humans as I can, and I try to find a curb.

I came back after an hour to see a big ass truck parked on the snowed over curb, beside my driverside door. No cars within sight for 100ft easy. What the #@$%.

[BlueHaloGirl]

This is why I park between co-workers I know at work!!
So guests who don't give a frack about their vehicles don't park next to me.

[killramos]

I park in front of a camera at work :dunno:

I sleep a bit better at night for it :)

[JRSC00LUDE]

Waiting for spikerS to explain how it's the car's fault and that guy was well within his right to park that way! :rofl:

[cloud7]

We share a building with Westjet. I happen to be have an assigned parking stall right next to first Westjet stall. Their employees are the worst at parking. Parking on the line is just one of their problems. The most annoying is when they park in my spot.

[killramos]

Well since there is a thread going I came out after work to this gem a couple weeks ago...
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/killramos/4CFB1495-334A-49F7-AB20-3280B162E71B.jpg

Worlds easiest parkade with Costco sized stalls. And , I assume she, still fucks it up.

Thank god I'm not a fat dude...

[Seth1968]

Originally posted by ToXicXxX


So, on Monday I took my girlfriend to zoolights. I always park as far away from other humans as I can, and I try to find a curb.

I came back after an hour to see a big ass truck parked on the snowed over curb, beside my driverside door. No cars within sight for 100ft easy. What the #@$%.

I've experienced that on numerous occasions, and even asked on Beyond. There seems to be no rational answer.

I've been tempted to wait it out and ask, "why"?

[killramos]

Originally posted by Seth1968


I've experienced that on numerous occasions, and even asked on Beyond. There seems to be no rational answer.

I've been tempted to wait it out and ask, "why"?

Bros are a herding animal, similar to lemmings in many ways, they feel uncomfortable when there aren't people around to measure dicks with.

[Seth1968]

Originally posted by killramos


Bros are a herding animal, similar to lemmings in many ways, they feel uncomfortable when there aren't people around to measure dicks with.

The GF said the same herd mentality as well. But wouldn't that mean they would park with the others crammed in?

[killramos]

Originally posted by Seth1968


The GF said the same herd mentality as well. But wouldn't that mean they would park with the others crammed in?

No one said they were any good at herd mentality, just that its their natural state :rofl:

[bjstare]

I don't have a story to add right now, but the thread title and topic made this come to mind:
http://i.imgur.com/n8CYp.jpg

[quick_scar]

http://youparklikeanasshole.com/

I will just leave this here.

[Stuart]

I have a stack of these in each of my vehicles. Less adhesive than a normal bumper sticker so it is a pretty guilt free way of venting.

http://i.imgur.com/cWEPZCm.jpg

[01RedDX]

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