Suicide by car/hydrant/rope wtf???

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DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) - Police are investigating after a body was found in the street Wednesday afternoon at Singleton Boulevard and Vilbig Road.

Witnesses tell CBSDFW they saw a man scribble something in Spanish on his van. He then tied one end of a rope around his neck and the other end around a fire hydrant. The man then drove off, decapitating himself.

The van came to a stop without hurting anyone.

It’s not clear exactly what the man wrote on the van.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/12/03/dead-body-found-in-west-dallas/

Maybe he didn't mean to head in that direction.

[toastgremlin]

Happened in the Bronx too: http://gawker.com/a-bronx-man-tore-his-own-head-off-in-broad-daylight-1629365552


According to the New York Daily News, an unidentified 51-year-old man parked his 2005 Honda CRV on the street on Monday around 9:35 am. He reportedly looped a chain around his neck, secured it to a pole, and got back into his car.

I'm as amazed as you are that Hondas have neck-snapping torque.

[Maxx Mazda]

Well, that's one way to get ahead in life.

[Modelexis]

Those two news stories are neck and neck.

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Originally posted by Modelexis
Those two news stories are neck and neck.


You came up with that one at breakneck speed!

[sr20s14zenki]

That's no way to get ahead in life...

[CompletelyNumb]

Came here to make the same pun. Oh well. Guess I'll just head off.

[syb65]

I guess their head was at the wrong place. Where's your head at?