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View Full Version : FS: BALLERS ONLY, GUARANTEED TO GET YOU LAID - Sapien Bookcase *SOLD*



adamc
02-02-2015, 06:08 PM
That's right, I'm selling this baller bookcase to true OG ballers ONLY.

Student ballers, budget ballers, and non-ballers need not PM me, because I don't care, this bookcase is a thing of beauty and deserves a home worthy of its superior design sensibilities. If you have to HELOC to afford this bookcase, stop reading right now.

Do you even know who Bruno Rainaldi is? Probably not, but I'll take a second to educate you. Homeboy has been influencing the design scene in Milan (fashion capital of the world) for nearly TWO decades now.

My man B-rizzy is also a tenured prof at the esteemed Brera Academy of Fine Arts, and when he's not busy slaying fine freshman trim, he spends his time smoking weed and conceptualizing mind blowing new furniture.

Back in 2003, after a night of jack, cocaine, and women who don't know how to say the word "no" he came up with the beauty of a way to store and display his books, which were getting in the way of his hard partying lifestyle.

I bought this sturdy mother of a bookshelf in 2014 (about 4 months ago) and promptly loaded a few hundred pounds of my best looking books on to it, for all to see and envy.

Those sly mofos at Design Within Reach, (who are too hoity-toity to even setup a retail outlet in our fine city of Cal-gary) charged me well over 3 Benjamins for the privilege of owning this truly spectacular piece of art-cum-furniture.

I'm moving to a new crib that has built in bookshelves, balee dat. Now it's your turn to own and enjoy this slick piece of panty dropping design.

Christopher "King of the Atheists" Hitchens owned a few of 'em, may he rest in peace:

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/dynamic/00130/hitch3_130526c.jpg

http://www.designsponge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/1webb.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/1b/ed/18/1bed1805503ed7754d8da4fa9715b639.jpg



It's basically brand new, without dust, wear, or scratches, and I will hand deliver it to your place and set it up for you FREE OF CHARGE.

You better have some nice looking books.

$250, It'll cost you a lot more to order one online and ship that all the way up to this frozen tundra.

403-689-9415 is my phone number, but since this is an internet forum with private messaging built in, feel free to make use of that feature if you're afraid of talking on the phone.


Cheers.

adamc
02-11-2015, 09:12 PM
Sold. To a very baller household, funny enough.