Cow Explosion?

[rx7_turbo2]

Sorry this was on the front page of the Herald site. I know animal cruelty isn't a laughing matter but some of the quotes in this article caused me to nearly blow Fresca out my nose.

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/mutilation-or-explosion-cows-gruesome-death-puzzles-alberta-hamlet

[Mibz]

Couldn't get all the way through it, felt like an Onion article, haha.

[GTS4tw]

“She exploded off of her vagina? And there’s not a drop of blood or a trace of matter anywhere around her? Like how far did it explode, into outer space?” wonders Farquharson

[rx7_turbo2]

^ Yup that was the one :rofl:

[NoPulp]

Well then.

[revelations]

The lack of scavengers is quite interesting, normally it would mean feast time.

[Canucks3322]

Thats fucked up if a person was doing it...but ya, it'd be hilarious to hear this farmer say that in person....:rofl:

[ZenOps]

Theres a pun in here somewhere but I just cant think of it right now.

[Tik-Tok]

Bunch of larpers who played way too much Diablo2.

[Supa Dexta]

Its actually a (small time) problem. I am a farmer and have heard of other incidents of odd things like this happening. Where animals have been cut up, precisely, and either just left for dead, or parts taken. If this was someones dog people would be in an uproar, but someones lively hood and its a joke?

[Mista Bob]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
Its actually a (small time) problem. I am a farmer and have heard of other incidents of odd things like this happening. Where animals have been cut up, precisely, and either just left for dead, or parts taken. If this was someones dog people would be in an uproar, but someones lively hood and its a joke?

Cow's aren't cute enough for people to care about them.

[rx7_turbo2]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
Its actually a (small time) problem. I am a farmer and have heard of other incidents of odd things like this happening. Where animals have been cut up, precisely, and either just left for dead, or parts taken. If this was someones dog people would be in an uproar, but someones lively hood and its a joke?

Easy dude. I think you misunderstood. As mentioned animal cruelty isn't funny. The quotes in the article were funny. The actual event is kind of messed up.