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OU812
08-19-2015, 09:12 AM
Poor fatman.

http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/08/18/former-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-to-plead-guilty-to-child-porn-charges-report

Thats the end of Jared.

NoPulp
08-19-2015, 09:14 AM
Poor Jared, he only wanted the freshest...

killramos
08-19-2015, 09:18 AM
So honestly why does anyone care about this or the fact that he used to work to subway lol

JRSC00LUDE
08-19-2015, 09:18 AM
The only thing I can take away from this is that eating Subway will make you a pedophile.

lilmira
08-19-2015, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
The only thing I can take away from this is that eating Subway will make you a pedophile.

That's why you prefer a big sandwich instead?

Tik-Tok
08-19-2015, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
The only thing I can take away from this is that eating Subway will help you lose weight, and make you a pedophile.

FTFY

ga16i
08-19-2015, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
The only thing I can take away from this is that eating Subway will make you a pedophile.

Agreed. Same deal with weight loss.

sputnik
08-19-2015, 09:28 AM
Apparently he ate at Subway because he wanted to lose the weight and feel young again.

JRSC00LUDE
08-19-2015, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by killramos
So honestly why does anyone care about this or the fact that he used to work to subway lol

Well, mostly because he's "famous" and ran a children's foundation and had direct ties to a children's health charity and all of that was tied into his work at Subway.

Xtrema
08-19-2015, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok


FTFY

So thin/fit people are pedos, got it.

pheoxs
08-19-2015, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Xtrema


So thin/fit people are pedos, got it.

Fuck and I've been losing weight lately. Time to start packing on the pounds again.

Sugarphreak
08-19-2015, 10:00 AM
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lilmira
08-19-2015, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Sugarphreak
I wonder if employees at Subway will be banned from asking if customers want 6 or 12 inches with their kid's meals now

white or brown?

TomcoPDR
08-19-2015, 10:36 AM
Eat fresh eh Jared.

Sugarphreak
08-19-2015, 10:37 AM
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jwslam
08-19-2015, 11:02 AM
12" cut or uncut?

NoPulp
08-19-2015, 11:04 AM
Sauce?

Sugarphreak
08-19-2015, 11:34 AM
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xnvy
08-19-2015, 11:40 AM
Hold the cheese

NoPulp
08-19-2015, 11:40 AM
Want to make that a combo/meal?

killramos
08-19-2015, 11:43 AM
Would you like a tossed salad on the side?

Hold the pickle!

jwslam
08-19-2015, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by NoPulp
Sauce?
Made in house, fresh daily, sometimes several batches a day.

Tik-Tok
08-19-2015, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema


So thin/fit people are pedos, got it.

New study shows loss of weight in adults leads to pedohilia! [/calgarysunheadline]

This man lost 150lbs, and what he did next will make you cry! [/clickbait]

killramos
08-19-2015, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok


New study shows loss of weight in adults leads to pedohilia! [/calgarysunheadline]

This man lost 150lbs, and what he did next will make you cry! [/clickbait]

Stephen Harper spotted eating Subway sandwich; Supporting Pedophelia?

- No Comment from PMO on issue

- Victims of pedophilia demand apology [/torontostararticle]

01RedDX
08-19-2015, 12:29 PM
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ga16i
08-19-2015, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by killramos


Stephen Harper spotted eating Subway sandwich; Supporting Pedophelia?

- No Comment from PMO on issue

- Victims of pedophilia demand apology [/torontostararticle]

Leading Sandwich Manufacturer Found to have Supplied the Highest Number of Pedophiles[/competingsandwichshop]

Masked Bandit
08-19-2015, 01:28 PM
Holy hell you guys are brutal...and funny!

JRSC00LUDE
08-19-2015, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
Jared's wife just announced she is divorcing him - looks like he is about to lose another 140 pounds!



:D

Winnar! :rofl:

R154
08-19-2015, 03:44 PM
So, the sandwiches weren't the only part of his weight loss plan? Really working it out.

vengie
08-19-2015, 03:48 PM
The addiction for a smaller pant size got the best of him.

rage2
08-19-2015, 03:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eHi55EI.jpg

01RedDX
08-19-2015, 03:59 PM
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xnvy
08-19-2015, 04:13 PM
Graham can have a new signature.


I like my women how I like my sandwiches... 6 and 12.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141129192635/villains/images/a/af/Chris_hansen.png

01RedDX
08-19-2015, 04:16 PM
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darthVWader
08-19-2015, 04:18 PM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/bigbowtrout/Subway_zpsa4jc0x7e.jpg (http://s28.photobucket.com/user/bigbowtrout/media/Subway_zpsa4jc0x7e.jpg.html)

ga16i
08-19-2015, 04:22 PM
These cyberbullying comments towards Jared are pedophobic. ;)

HiTempguy1
08-19-2015, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by ga16i
These cyberbullying comments towards Jared are pedophobic. ;)

:thumbsup:

Jeez guys, a man can't enjoy a little cp? What has the world come to! And those underage prostitutes were totally fine with it, age of consent is just typical ageism at its finest.

:rofl:

BensonTT
08-19-2015, 06:01 PM
Dude was banging 16 yr olds.. In some countries, isn't that legal? lol

Gman.45
08-19-2015, 06:39 PM
One was 16, the other 17 at the time of the sex trips/paid for/etc.

And yes, in many mid eastern and Islamic countries, woman are married much younger than that.

Maybe Jared should convert to Islam, and request trial by Sharia court.

rage2
08-19-2015, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by BensonTT
Dude was banging 16 yr olds.. In some countries, isn't that legal? lol
Ya, like ours.

Age of consent is 16 where he lives too, so it must've been out of state, or younger than 16.

edit - It was in a NY hotel. Age of consent is 17 there.

edit 2 - It didn't matter. Press release with all the details:

http://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/jared-fogle-charged-child-pornography-distribution-and-repeatedly-engaging-commercial

J.M.
08-19-2015, 08:56 PM
Should have redshirted the chick until legal age like Tyga did with Kylie

ArjayAquino
08-19-2015, 09:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9VTQXMf.jpg

Manhattan
08-20-2015, 03:50 PM
Actual NY Post headline.

http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/p1lcf20-650x728.jpg

flipstah
08-20-2015, 03:53 PM
I guess the hotel clerks got suspicious when the Subway guy is meeting girls in his hotel room?

Tik-Tok
08-20-2015, 04:02 PM
Subway just announced their new spokesperson.





































http://www.belabel.com/motivy/big/1675_picture.png

Disoblige
08-20-2015, 04:04 PM
He probably should just commit suicide, his life is done.

I would rather be Bill Cosby than him.

01RedDX
08-20-2015, 04:12 PM
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2Legit2Quit
11-19-2015, 01:14 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jared-fogle-ex-subway-pitchman-pleads-guilty-child-porn-sex-n466256

Jared Fogle, Ex-Subway Pitchman, Gets 15 Years in Prison for Child Porn Charges


Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle was sentenced to over 15 years behind bars Thursday for child porn and sex crime charges — after tearfully telling the judge he wants to become a "good, honest person."

"I want to redeem my life," Fogle, his voice cracking with emotion as he wiped his eyes, told an Indianapolis courtroom during his sentencing.

Fogle was sentenced to 188 months each for one count of traveling to engage in sexual conduct with a minor and one count of receiving child pornography. He will serve his time concurrently, and won't be eligible for parole before 13 years.

Fogle's attorneys had asked for him to receive five years in prison, arguing that he's already "lost everything" and will live with the consequences of his behavior for the rest of his life. Prosecutors sought 12-1/2 years.

Fogle's weight loss journey made him a national celebrity before the child porn scandal brought an end to the diet guru's career. Experts had testified Thursday that he fantasized about young girls and had a sex drive that ramped up after he begun shedding the pounds.

Fogle recounted how he tried to live an honorable life before he was caught up in "deception, lies and complete self-centeredness."

2Legit2Quit
11-19-2015, 01:15 PM
Here's audio recordings of phone calls he had with an undercover reporter, the guy should spend the rest of his days in prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPXpdlGfxI

sputnik
11-19-2015, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by 2Legit2Quit
Here's audio recordings of phone calls he had with an undercover reporter, the guy should spend the rest of his days in prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPXpdlGfxI

Ugh. That is horribly disturbing.

At first I thought this case was just "I hooked up with a chick on the Internet who turned out to be 17".

I couldn't have underestimated this case more. There is little he can do to redeem himself in this case and will probably be safer in jail.

spike98
11-19-2015, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by sputnik


Ugh. That is horribly disturbing.

At first I thought this case was just "I hooked up with a chick on the Internet who turned out to be 17".

I couldn't have underestimated this case more. There is little he can do to redeem himself in this case and will probably be safer in jail.

My fucking god. I underestimated it as well. I hope he isn't safer in jail.

vengie
11-19-2015, 03:25 PM
Chalk me up as another that didn't understand how sick this fuck is.

Now I legitimately wish harm upon this piece of shit.

JRSC00LUDE
11-19-2015, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by sputnik


Ugh. That is horribly disturbing.

At first I thought this case was just "I hooked up with a chick on the Internet who turned out to be 17".

I couldn't have underestimated this case more. There is little he can do to redeem himself in this case and will probably be safer in jail.

I'm not even going to listen...... :barf:

Disoblige
11-19-2015, 03:28 PM
He loves to fuck little boys and girls age 10-12.
Guy who kills him in jail will be a hero.

vengie
11-19-2015, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Disoblige
He loves to fuck little boys and girls age 10-12.
Guy who kills him in jail will be a hero.

According to that audio, there is potential his youngest victim was a ~6 year old girl, and her parents were aware as he traveled to go see them.

J.M.
11-19-2015, 04:48 PM
That's some fucked up stuff

suntan
11-19-2015, 04:50 PM
I guess footlong meant the kid's height.

btimbit
11-19-2015, 05:09 PM
Jesus Christ I couldn't even listen to more than a few minutes

Xtrema
11-19-2015, 08:35 PM
:eek:


Prosecutors laid out why his child porn conviction is so heinous ... there was an enormous amount of child porn in the various devices of Fogle and Russell Taylor, including 5.6 terabytes of data. There were 16 smart phones, 6 laptops, 22 DVDs, 159,634 text messages, 3,394 videos and 47,623 pictures

Sugarphreak
11-19-2015, 08:39 PM
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cancer man
11-19-2015, 09:00 PM
It will be broom stick up his arse and coming out his mouth.

FixedGear
11-20-2015, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by 2Legit2Quit
Here's audio recordings of phone calls he had with an undercover reporter, the guy should spend the rest of his days in prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPXpdlGfxI

video is down but found another one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YivkSpt70NM

turns my stomach, that guy is a hardcore predator and 15 years seems way too light of a sentence for a sicko like that.