3G
03-13-2004, 11:12 PM
Bad Education
Scene 1
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something to say.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
Son : Oh I see!
Scene 2
Little Son was watching a TV show about pre-marital sex and there, they
mentioned the words breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was
reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
Mommy : It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
Scene 3
Daddy was shaving his beard, and little son passed by the toilet. Suddenly
daddy cut himself and scream..., Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
Scene 4
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
Mommy : It means stuffing, son.
Son : Oh I see!
Scene 5
It's Christmas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his
uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the
house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My
parents are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face
upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen.
Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: :eek:
Scene 1
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something to say.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
Son : Oh I see!
Scene 2
Little Son was watching a TV show about pre-marital sex and there, they
mentioned the words breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was
reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
Mommy : It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
Scene 3
Daddy was shaving his beard, and little son passed by the toilet. Suddenly
daddy cut himself and scream..., Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
Scene 4
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
Mommy : It means stuffing, son.
Son : Oh I see!
Scene 5
It's Christmas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his
uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the
house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My
parents are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face
upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen.
Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: :eek: