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16hypen3sp
11-09-2015, 06:21 PM
Answer honest!

Which make of truck is typically driven with a dbag behind the wheel?

01RedDX
11-09-2015, 06:24 PM
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Tik-Tok
11-09-2015, 06:25 PM
Why isn't RAM on the list?

16hypen3sp
11-09-2015, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
'14 Ram 1500

haha.

16hypen3sp
11-09-2015, 06:28 PM
This same poll is going on another forum. I look forward to a comparison.

Tik-Tok
11-09-2015, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by 16hypen3sp
This same poll is going on another forum. I look forward to a comparison.

I've always noted that Dodge owners constantly complain about Ford owners, while pretty much everyone else complains about Dodge :rofl:

blairtruck
11-09-2015, 06:38 PM
berta rams.
nuff said

btimbit
11-09-2015, 06:40 PM
Dodge. Which sucks because I'm liking their trucks lately, but they are certainly douchey.

Twin_Cam_Turbo
11-09-2015, 06:44 PM
Dodge.

16hypen3sp
11-09-2015, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok


I've always noted that Dodge owners constantly complain about Ford owners, while pretty much everyone else complains about Dodge :rofl:

Probably. But I'm a Ram owner and I wish I could split my vote between Chev/GM.

Too many young guys with GMT400's straight piped and roaring around rural Alberta.

Canucks3322
11-09-2015, 06:48 PM
I been back in Calgary for 10 years and I have to say... It's definitely the dodge rams by a mile... But what do I know, I drive a BMW lol... They just seem to be owned by younger guys, whereas the other makes are older more respectable drivers.

Tik-Tok
11-09-2015, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by 16hypen3sp
Too many young guys with GMT400's straight piped and roaring around rural Alberta.

Can you blame them? They want to get to their destination as quick as possible so their ignition switches don't kill them :rofl:

Graham_A_M
11-09-2015, 06:54 PM
Dodge, almost right across the board.

JRSC00LUDE
11-09-2015, 06:58 PM
In SK, it's definitely Chevy.

Shlade
11-09-2015, 07:25 PM
Cummins dodge trucks. Especially lifted. 99% fucktards

corsvette
11-09-2015, 07:49 PM
Dodge...110%

Blizzard conditions, hwy 2 is one lane and everybody's going 60-70. Wait, there's some jackass coming up on the left going 120, HID's blazing...yep, a Dodge...every. single. time. I do a ton of highway driving and every winter this happens over and over.

I want to go test drive a RAM on a snowy day, just to see what it possibly could be about those trucks that inspire such confidence in their owners. They must handle snowy/slippery/blizzard/whiteout conditions like a boss.

And as far as the aforementioned GMT400's every kid has with straight pipes, I agree, they're plenty d-bag too. Trouble is those trucks are running long after Fords and Dodges from that era are long dead (save for early ram cummins) making the gmt400's the Civic of trucks, they last forever and cheap to buy and every kid has one.

NoPulp
11-09-2015, 07:51 PM
Typically a douche drives:
A) Dodge
B) Diesel

A mega douche typically drives:
Cummins


I'm surprised by the poll results. Haha. I thought all of the big three would be way more even.

Twin_Cam_Turbo
11-09-2015, 07:55 PM
This poll is not looking good for Ram owners :P

killramos
11-09-2015, 08:00 PM
Dodge. Though I think there is a minimum amount of douche for anyone who dailies a pickup in the city haha

corsvette
11-09-2015, 08:02 PM
I want to know what the results from 16hypen3sp other forum pool looks like.

Seeing He's a Dodge owner I wonder if the poll is on a Dodge truck forum, if so i'd like to know what they think.

firebane
11-09-2015, 08:03 PM
http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/928600_345778058909341_389140115_a.jpg

Twin_Cam_Turbo
11-09-2015, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by firebane
http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/928600_345778058909341_389140115_a.jpg

Lmfao I found that in sticker form on the ground at a car show this summer!

Graham_A_M
11-09-2015, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
In SK, it's definitely Chevy.
I don't know, perhaps toonstown is different but in Swift Current, Regina and Moose jaw from what I've seen? Still dodge. :rofl: :rofl: it just never fails.

Agreed on the GMT 400's though, I've seen a noticeable share of budget douche canoe builds with those too. :rofl:

firebane
11-09-2015, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Graham_A_M

I don't know, perhaps toonstown is different but in Swift Current, Regina and Moose jaw from what I've seen? Still dodge. :rofl: :rofl: it just never fails.

Agreed on the GMT 400's though, I've seen a noticeable share of budget douche canoe builds with those too. :rofl:

You can buy GMT400 douche canoes all day long for $500 that are already beat on just for another person to beat on it lol.

ExtraSlow
11-09-2015, 08:30 PM
Voted dodge as the worst, although I have known plenty of douchebags in all brands.

I would say the surest signs of dougbaggery are:
Off road tires on a 1-ton
Diesel
Rolling Coal
Lift kits
Zombie Apolcalipse style bumpers

And for the win some kind of "Lifestyle brand" stickers across the back window, like Metal Mulisha, etc.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/82/2c/eb/822cebb3ad57b579930842c098aac859.jpg
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xap1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/10948770_794840220602838_649476760_n.jpg
https://4wheelonlineblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/coal4.jpg

Maxt
11-09-2015, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by corsvette
Dodge...110%

Blizzard conditions, hwy 2 is one lane and everybody's going 60-70. Wait, there's some jackass coming up on the left going 120, HID's blazing...yep, a Dodge...every. single. time. I do a ton of highway driving and every winter this happens over and over.

I want to go test drive a RAM on a snowy day, just to see what it possibly could be about those trucks that inspire such confidence in their owners. They must handle snowy/slippery/blizzard/whiteout conditions like a boss.

Was there ample mane flowing out the window? could have been me!

rob the knob
11-09-2015, 08:33 PM
locats


rised truck is white ricer
small dick, big truck, the more

btimbit
11-09-2015, 09:59 PM
I miss my GMT400:D :burnout: Whoever said it's the Civic of trucks was bang on, you see so many because it's a fantastic long running vehicle, the image of which is ruined by kids that can't afford anything else.

Like a Rock

94boosted
11-09-2015, 10:34 PM
The Ram is the BMW of the truck world :D

BokCh0y
11-09-2015, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by 94boosted
The Ram is the BMW of the truck world :D

THIS.

Sentry
11-09-2015, 11:01 PM
Words escape me, honestly. Can't begin to describe how much I hate idiot truck drivers. But here I go.

Fox racing sticker, metal mullisha sticker... Really any stickers on a pickup at all just instantly let me know the owner is a fucktard.

It's definitely not limited to lifted trucks either, I see lots of stock pickups being driven like they're hot shit. I was driving to work on stoney a few weeks ago and some tool was in his COMPANY TRUCK passing everyone doing 170 on the left shoulder... What the fuck, dude? I've NEVER seen anyone ripping by on the shoulder like that, and of course the one time I do it's a pickup truck.

They just completely fail to comprehend the physics of it. Fucking pickups weigh 6000-10,000lbs. Driving douchey in a car is one thing, at least they can turn and stop.

r3ccOs
11-09-2015, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Sentry
Words escape me, honestly. Can't begin to describe how much I hate idiot truck drivers. But here I go.

Fox racing sticker, metal mullisha sticker... Really any stickers on a pickup at all just instantly let me know the owner is a fucktard.

It's definitely not limited to lifted trucks either, I see lots of stock pickups being driven like they're hot shit. I was driving to work on stoney a few weeks ago and some tool was in his COMPANY TRUCK passing everyone doing 170 on the left shoulder... What the fuck, dude? I've NEVER seen anyone ripping by on the shoulder like that, and of course the one time I do it's a pickup truck.

They just completely fail to comprehend the physics of it. Fucking pickups weigh 6000-10,000lbs. Driving douchey in a car is one thing, at least they can turn and stop.

well you know, an unloaded light rear end on leaf springs and solid axels provide such an advantageous handling profile, that nothing can keep up.

Add 37" eply mud terrains and you're ready to take the road up to the mac in the dead of winter.

corsvette
11-10-2015, 12:15 AM
This popped up on my f/b feed tonight lol.
http://i68.tinypic.com/newzfm.jpg

Was out on the road with a new deployment from Quebec a few years ago in Red Deer. We pull up at a set of lights on Gaetz he asks whats with all the jacked up trucks out here. Asks what this "D Bag" Stereotype rigger out here that he had heard so much about on Depo.
I give the list.
It will be:
A jacked up 5-8 year old Dodge with optional smoke stacks out the truck bed.
It will be black or dark grey.
It will have some sort of Metal Mulisha sticker or stickers on it.
It will have a Cummins sticker. Bonus points for the derrogatory variety like "Cummins on your girlfriend." ETC.
It will have a slip tank, but it will be empty if no "freesel" is available.
It will have a rediculous lightbar array.
It will bellow smoke and accellerate at wide open throttle at all times. All times. All hours. All places. Twice as much in the summer. 4 times as much if first at a stop light.
It will have a white male driver between 22-34 years of age not originally of this province, 5'7-5'10", wearing an MMA shirt, a hat on backwards, with white Oakley Gas Can glasses and a goatee of sorts, arm tattoos of various dragons or kois or barbed wire tribal motif of sorts are also attributes.
This truck driver combo then proceeded to pull up opposing us at the light turning across traffic. The description was 100%. My colleague was blown away.

I smiled and said: thats nothing, we will see that at the next light. We did. 'cept the truck was white.
Your opinions or experienes may vary lol
Also...all welding duellys driven by the above noted driver also qualify

03ozwhip
11-10-2015, 07:12 AM
Ram. Also, I'd like to point out that I drive both a ram and a bmw. You're all doomed.

Sugarphreak
11-10-2015, 08:35 AM
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Lex350
11-10-2015, 08:37 AM
No contest...always some young kid in a Dodge...because you know, it has a Hemi!!!!

sputnik
11-10-2015, 08:39 AM
BMW X5... you can tell he's a d-bag because he calls it a truck.

jutes
11-10-2015, 08:47 AM
Ram. There is an idiot in a black one with 20 something inch chrome wheels and some sort of loud ass exhaust WOTing everywhere in our neighborhood. Morning, afternoon, evening, late night. Pretty sure he doesn't have a job, just drives around like an idiot speeding through quiet neighborhood streets that are filled with kids around 3pm. I'm temped to crawl under the truck with a set of cutters and snip a few sensors.

civic_stylez
11-10-2015, 08:52 AM
lol.. proud '14 Ram 1500 owner here :D :D

When I got my truck I had people ask me what mods I was going to do to it... I consider putting gas in it a mod. Shes bone stock and staying that way. Avoiding the oilfield/rig pig stigma at all costs.

italianstylez
11-10-2015, 08:56 AM
Would be us dodge owners , all though I find the hemi guys sometimes worse, mines just big and loud, I got the truck and BMW douche bag game on lock down.

dirtsniffer
11-10-2015, 08:59 AM
got my first truck a week ago. apparently a good choice to go with the chevy.

Kloubek
11-10-2015, 09:13 AM
Absolutely Dodgebags.

16hypen3sp
11-10-2015, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by corsvette
I want to know what the results from 16hypen3sp other forum pool looks like.

Seeing He's a Dodge owner I wonder if the poll is on a Dodge truck forum, if so i'd like to know what they think.

Not on a Dodge forum. But it is on a forum with a lot of truck owners.

Currently, the results for that poll are:

Dodge-164
Chev-19
GM-6
Ford-67
Toyota-8
Nissan-6
Other-6

http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showthread.php?t=270951

16hypen3sp
11-10-2015, 10:44 AM
Here is a really good quote from the other forum.


Lived in Edmonton for 6 years now and I have come up with a motto..."not everyone who drives a dodge is a douchebag, but every douchebag drives a dodge"
By far the fan favorite for douchers, Subaru cars are a close second!

Tik-Tok
11-10-2015, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by sputnik
BMW X5M... you can tell he's a d-bag because he calls it a supercar.

Ftfy

austic
11-10-2015, 11:32 AM
Is there an option for all of the above?

Sentry
11-10-2015, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Ftfy
X5Ms are stupid fast for how big they are. But they've also got the brakes to back it up. Biggest fitted to any BMW if I recall.

Got my ass handed to me by one at that airstrip drag event when I took my Aristo. Would have slayed every single one of my cars.

nissanK
11-10-2015, 12:45 PM
Yep, Rams by a coal choked mile.....

carson blocks
11-10-2015, 12:59 PM
Have a '14 Ram 2500 and a '16 Ram 1500 on the way. Still voted Ram.


Originally posted by civic_stylez
Shes bone stock and staying that way. Avoiding the oilfield/rig pig stigma at all costs.

Yep. My stock height 2500 got me up and down every lease road in Northern Alberta just as well as the lifted bro trucks on 37s. Even on the stock pussy tires, it worked just fine. My only 'mod' was a more aggressive set of Duratracs when the stock tires wore out.

quick_scar
11-10-2015, 01:04 PM
berta rams

:closed:

CompletelyNumb
11-10-2015, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by 16hypen3sp
"not everyone who drives a dodge is a douchebag, but every douchebag drives a dodge"




:werd:

Nufy
11-10-2015, 01:49 PM
Ford F-250...or bigger
Shaved head
Goatee
Jeans / Hoodie
Pitbull / or similar type of Dog.

n1zm0
11-10-2015, 04:10 PM
What I've noticed a lot of lately are specifically black (or white, but the heavy majority are black) 2012-2015 Sport 1500s, everywhere, my end neighbor has one, his brother has one and 2 of his friends that come over regularly have one, all sporting the same identical criteria more or less:

-usually with a black plastic bed tonneau

-angel eyes w/ aftermarket HIDs

-some combination of black and chrome aftermarket rims, 20s and up in the summer, for winter some 17s/18s with more aggressive than usual mudders or almost crawler type tires

-borderline illegal tint all around

-straight pipe to let that Hemi badge really shine

He is a rigpig too I believe :rofl: backwards flat brimmed hat, 90's neon sunglasses, DC sneakers loosely laced etc, is there a factory where they produce clones of these particular human beings?

Where's the originality guys, it seems like there's only 3 styles for a Ram: diesel lifted, hemi black everything and stock.

16hypen3sp
11-10-2015, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by n1zm0
Where's the originality guys, it seems like there's only 3 styles for a Ram: diesel lifted, hemi black everything and stock.

Yah. Mine is a white 1500 stock. A little while ago, I was driving down Geatz in Red Deer and there were 3 other stock (or slightly modded) white 1500's along side me. Same gen. Man it's brutal. Everyone has white or black.

I'm going to have to do something to mine to make it different from the rest of them.

SKR
11-10-2015, 08:16 PM
You could post this poll at Dodge headquarters and I think you'd still get the same result.

GMC drivers are all gentlemen.

btimbit
11-10-2015, 08:37 PM
So true n1zm0. I actually like newer Ram's, but the Sport just exudes douchiness

ricosuave
11-10-2015, 08:59 PM
Don't forget the monster stickers on the back too

killramos
11-11-2015, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Sentry

X5Ms are stupid fast for how big they are. But they've also got the brakes to back it up. Biggest fitted to any BMW if I recall.

Got my ass handed to me by one at that airstrip drag event when I took my Aristo. Would have slayed every single one of my cars.

Super fast for how big they are is like being super smart for being retarded.

Impressive. But not a supercar, or in the retards case a genius.

EK 2.0
11-11-2015, 02:12 PM
Dodge Rams with the towing mirrors fully extended, even though the chassis has never towed a moment of their life.

jutes
11-11-2015, 02:47 PM
I'd like to know the percentage of people who buy trucks for truck things vs those who just buy them for DD. Most people I know bought them because of the cargo space they never use. Buy a wagon if you need the space the odd time. Only time I really needed a truck was for drywall sheets, the 8-11ft studs fit in the back or on the roof rack of my beater forester. Doesn't cost me $120 to fill the tank either.

FixedGear
11-11-2015, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by jutes
I'd like to know the percentage of people who buy trucks for truck things vs those who just buy them for DD. Most people I know bought them because of the cargo space they never use. Buy a wagon if you need the space the odd time. Only time I really needed a truck was for drywall sheets, the 8-11ft studs fit in the back or on the roof rack of my beater forester. Doesn't cost me $120 to fill the tank either.

This.

I think a lot of people buy piuckups because they are dbags. It must around 70% of pickups I encounter on the road are driving like dickheads.

403ep3
11-11-2015, 04:37 PM
Sometimes I look and then vote, but this time I just voted; I am NOT surprised at the results lol:werd:

relyt92
11-11-2015, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by FixedGear


This.

I think a lot of people buy piuckups because they are dbags. It must around 70% of pickups I encounter on the road are driving like dickheads. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy. Nobody wants to let trucks in because they assume they're all dbags, so people in trucks have to drive like dbags to be able to merge or change lanes without people speeding up to block them. I started noticing it a ton when I started having to drive trucks for work, both pickups and box trucks.

FixedGear
11-11-2015, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by relyt92
It's like a self fulfilling prophecy. Nobody wants to let trucks in because they assume they're all dbags, so people in trucks have to drive like dbags to be able to merge or change lanes without people speeding up to block them. I started noticing it a ton when I started having to drive trucks for work, both pickups and box trucks.

Yea, that makes sense I guess

Redlined_8000
11-11-2015, 04:56 PM
Dodge for sure.... buddy at my work has a ram 1500. He got a ticket going 160kms+ in a 100 zone the other month lol. Frigging dodge drivers.

speedog
11-11-2015, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Redlined_8000
Dodge for sure.... buddy at my work has a ram 1500. He got a ticket going 160kms+ in a 100 zone the other month lol. Frigging dodge drivers.
Not a Dodge owner but I would dare say there's most likely more people that have gotten the same ticket who weren't driving Dodges.

Redlined_8000
11-11-2015, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by speedog

Not a Dodge owner but I would dare say there's most likely more people that have gotten the same ticket who weren't driving Dodges.

Obviously...

What im saying is that the Ram 1500 driver is more likely to receive this ticket.

killramos
11-11-2015, 05:06 PM
Can a dodge even go 160+ lol

Redlined_8000
11-11-2015, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by killramos
Can a dodge even go 160+ lol

Oh ya. 5.7L Hemi has decent power. I think he said final speed was 167kms. Hes got a court appearance.

Twin_Cam_Turbo
11-11-2015, 05:16 PM
My Tacoma on M/Ts does 170+ (on a closed course with no speed limits and no on public roads) so I assume most trucks can get close to 200.

Maxt
11-11-2015, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by killramos
Can a dodge even go 160+ lol
237 km/hr isn't to bad for a quad cab.

Frank_White
11-11-2015, 11:16 PM
not surprised by the polls at all

Sentry
11-12-2015, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by killramos


Super fast for how big they are is like being super smart for being retarded.

Impressive. But not a supercar, or in the retards case a genius.
:dunno:

Try one in your 235, you'll get your shit pushed in. Especially from a dig.

heavyD
11-12-2015, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by jutes
I'd like to know the percentage of people who buy trucks for truck things vs those who just buy them for DD. Most people I know bought them because of the cargo space they never use. Buy a wagon if you need the space the odd time. Only time I really needed a truck was for drywall sheets, the 8-11ft studs fit in the back or on the roof rack of my beater forester. Doesn't cost me $120 to fill the tank either.

I can't count how many guys I have worked with that drive trucks and say they need them for hauling stuff around despite never, ever having anything in their beds which are in better condition than my rear hatch. The truth is that most of them came from small town Alberta/Sask and that's what they grew up driving. What sucks for me is they never want to drive at lunch because their trucks are so shitty on gas.

toastgremlin
11-20-2015, 04:35 PM
This morning someone in a white pickup ran over some kids in a crosswalk after blowing a stop sign and took off.

A few hours ago the cops announced that it was probably a Dodge Ram.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/children-traffic-crash-beddington-heights-in-nw-calgary-1.3327723

Take your bets boys.

Mitsu3000gt
11-20-2015, 04:42 PM
9/10 times I see some D-bag rolling coal it's a Dodge. Not exactly scientific, but that's my observation haha.

I also know very few people who actually use their trucks as trucks (to haul/tow/offroad). They daily drive them in the city because they like to sit high or they think trucks are cool, or had some fantasy of buying a trailer and going to the mountains with it. Instead, they just end up being the guy everyone else calls when they need to move something large. Each to their own but I think it's retarded.

Mitsu3000gt
11-20-2015, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by killramos


Super fast for how big they are is like being super smart for being retarded.

Impressive. But not a supercar, or in the retards case a genius.

0-60 in 3.8 sec and 1/4 mile in 12.3 sec at 115MPH. That's impressive for any vehicle IMHO. It would be pretty cool to have an SUV that could do that.

Tik-Tok
11-20-2015, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt


0-60 in 3.8 sec and 1/4 mile in 12.3 sec at 115MPH. That's impressive for any vehicle IMHO. It would be pretty cool to have an SUV that could do that.

I would fucking love to have that SUV, but I would never insinuate it's a supercar, lol.

SKR
11-20-2015, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
they think trucks are cool

Isn't this a good enough reason?

Redlyne_mr2
11-20-2015, 07:04 PM
Dodge and they're all 1 step away from Bankrupcty

16hypen3sp
11-20-2015, 07:24 PM
Another interesting comment from the other thread on this was something along the lines of... "The dbags are all Dodge drivers who usually call a different province home."

redline
11-20-2015, 07:54 PM
Well now that Inrich bought a gmc .... We can close this thread
:D

r3ccOs
11-20-2015, 09:58 PM
I voted GMC

Black Gts
11-21-2015, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
9/10 times I see some D-bag rolling coal it's a Dodge. Not exactly scientific, but that's my observation haha.

I also know very few people who actually use their trucks as trucks (to haul/tow/offroad). They daily drive them in the city because they like to sit high or they think trucks are cool, or had some fantasy of buying a trailer and going to the mountains with it. Instead, they just end up being the guy everyone else calls when they need to move something large. Each to their own but I think it's retarded.

I fall kinda into this. I've owned suvs that disappointed when I needed space, and a 90 cavalier wagon lol. I was driving a compact (lancer) and it was too small, iIbought a half ton so I would not need to upgrade from a 1/4 in a few years blah blah blah.. I do very few need a truck things, and with economy slowing I've been considering downsizing, but I love that I can do whatever whenever I need to lol. I've been joking that calgarian is a contagious disease and I've definitely caught it haha.

16hypen3sp
01-02-2016, 05:55 PM
Just a slight bump to this thread...

I told my brother about this thread over the holidays. He spends a lot of time driving all over Alberta/B.C. All he said was...

"It's Dodge drivers who typically drive like asshats. But it's drivers in F-350's that take lives."

schurchill39
01-03-2016, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
Dodge Rams with the towing mirrors fully extended, even though the chassis has never towed a moment of their life.

I'm surprised it took 3 pages for this comment to be made. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the poll was "Dodge with tow mirrors all the way out"

dirtsniffer
01-03-2016, 10:47 AM
Brother in law and father in law both drive dodie trucks. But are not dbags. But talking about it on Christmas made for some LOLs