Flames Ticket Giveaway - Dec 22, 2015 WPG @ CGY

[rage2]

Giving away 2 pairs of tickets for next Tuesday's game against Winnipeg.

I'm going to make this one a little more interesting. To qualify, post a reply with "I wanna win flames tickets", along with how many tickets you want to win (2 or 4), as well as why you think the Flames are better than the Jets (or vice versa). Feel free to add more to the post than what's required.

I'll be choosing the winner on Monday Dec 21st based on which entry is the most entertaining (as per my standards), and if it's exceeding my expectations (ie spew coke on monitor), you can win all 4 tickets and make it a party!

See you next Tuesday!

[Super_Geo]

I wanna win 2 flames tickets because Forest Lawn is only a small part of Calgary, whereas Winninpeg is Canada's Forest Lawn.

[jwslam]

I wanna win 2 flames tickets because flaming jets sounds a lot more exciting than jetting flames.

Reference: first google image for respective searches
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[BavarianBeast]

I wanna win 2 flames tickets because I am going to put $972 USD (all the money in my sportsbook ac) on the flames for this game and it would be killer to watch it live :D

[KRyn]

Originally posted by BavarianBeast
I wanna win 2 flames tickets because I am going to put $972 USD (all the money in my sportsbook ac) on the flames for this game and it would be killer to watch it live :D

I wanna win 2 flames tickets to help BavarianBeast spend all of his winnings at the strip club after the game.

[never]

I wanna win flames tickets, 2 of them, and I want to take my wife who is from Winnipeg. I lived in Winnipeg for a while and hated it. So I will get great satisfaction watching Johnny Hockey score the game winning goal in OT to help the Jets slide further down in the standings.

Oh, and my wife really likes 4 things...running, hockey, beer and one other thing. So these tickets will go a long way to satisfying 3 of the 4. Pics may be available on request.

[94boosted]

I wanna win 2 flames tickets. The Flames are better than the Jets because.... wait, the who.... Winnipeg has a hockey team again.... LOL

[killramos]

I don't even wanna win Flames Tickets but I would love to Sponsor Kryn and BB's adventure to the peelers.

Gotto help those girls put presents under the tree!

Oh yea something about the jets, who gives a shit because its the flames playing.

:rofl:

[DENZILDON]

I want to win flames tickets, 4 of them as my parents, bro and gf are coming over for Christmas. They want to experience winter since they live in Florida and it's the closest they can get to winterpeg! Lol

And jets sucks because coz they done have Johnny!!!!

[bigbadboss101]

KRyn should get two tickets, and the other two should go to someone scrawny. I trained with K and his friend for a while and I was making great gains on my DL and Squats. Ken noticed my left side is 4 inches higher than my right hence the bar doesn¡¦t sit on my Trapezius properly. Front squats worked better because of that.

Anyways the guys can go watch the game, go out for some fun and then do some mix grip deadlifts :D

[shadowz]

I wanna win 4 Flames tickets here is why:

I feel the Flames roster has a better chance of performing DP on a gang of broads than the Jets roster. Given the amount females crowded around JG, JJ, JC, SM, DH and Bouma when they're out and about, I'm sure this is more than a common occurrence.

Now onto why I need 4 tickets, well one for myself, another for Kaos and mt12, the last one to whomever wants to bring their side chick to the game. Everybody needs some love.

[pheoxs]

I wanna win (2) flames tickets

Why I think the Flames are better than the Jets, a bullshit rip off story.

Johnny Gaudreau and his family moved from the USA to Calgary, Alberta. Gaudreau befriends Sean Monahan which draws the attention of his ex-friend, Evander Kane, a skilled practitioner of the toe drag and a member of a club named the "Jets". Gaudreau keeps silent despite Kane and his Jets gang constantly bothering and harassing him. He fights back in self defense until Mr. Hartley intervenes and single-handedly fends off the five attackers with ease. Amazed, Gaudreau askes Mr. Hartley to teach him to skate. Mr. Hartley refuses, but agrees to bring Gaudreau to the Jets arena to resolve the conflict. They meet with the sensei, Paul Maurice, an ex-spitfire hockey veteran, who callously dismisses the peace offering. Hartley then proposes that Gaudreau enter the NHL, where he can compete with Kane and the other Jet students on equal terms, and requests that the bullying cease while Gaudreau trains. Maurice agrees to the terms, but warns that if Gaudreau does not show up for the tournament, the harassment will resume and Mr. Hartley himself will also become a target.

Gaudreau's training starts with menial chores that he believes only makes him Hartley's slave. When he becomes frustrated, it is explained that these actions have helped him to learn defensive blocks through muscle memory. Their bond develops and Gaudreau learns about Hartley's triple loss of conference finals while serving the Colorado Avalanche. Through Hartley's teaching, Gaudreau learns not only hockey but also important life lessons such as the importance of personal balance, reflected in the principle that martial arts training is as much about training the spirit as the body. Gaudreau applies the life lessons that Hartley has taught him to strengthen his friendship with Monahan.

At the tournament, Gaudreau surprises everyone by reaching the semi-finals. Kane advances to the finals, scoring three unanswered goals against a highly skilled opponent. Paul Maurice instructs Dustin Byfuglien, to disable Gaudreau with an illegal attack to the knee. Byfuglien reluctantly does so, severely injuring Gaudreau and getting disqualified in the process. Gaudreau is taken to the locker room, with the physician determining that he cannot continue, but Gaudreau believes that if he does not continue, his tormentors will have gotten the best of him. He convinces Hartley to use a pain suppression technique to allow him to finish the tournament. As Kane is about to be declared the winner by default, Gaudreau hobbles into the rink. The match is a seesaw battle, as neither is able to break through the other's defenses.

The match is halted when Gaudreau uses a hooking technique to trip Kane, deliver a blow to the back of the jersey and give Kane a nose bleed. Paul Maurice directs Kane to sweep Gaudreau's injured leg, an unethical move. Kane is horrified at the order, but reluctantly agrees under Paul Maurice's intimidation. As the match resumes, Kane seizes Gaudreau's leg and delivers a vicious blow, doing further damage. Gaudreau, standing with difficulty, assumes the "Crane" stance, a technique he observed Hartley performing on the beach. Kane lunges toward Gaudreau, who jumps and delivers a front kick to Kane's chin, winning the tournament. Kane, having gained newfound respect for his nemesis, takes Gaudreau's trophy from the master of ceremonies and presents it to Gaudreau himself as Hartley, Monahan, and Gaudreau's mother all celebrate his victory.


http://i.imgur.com/lC6Njxl.png

TL;DR: Fuck the Jets and their cheating ways, Go Flames

[never]

Originally posted by pheoxs
I wanna win (2) flames tickets

Why I think the Flames are better than the Jets, a bullshit rip off story.

Johnny Gaudreau and his family moved from the USA to Calgary, Alberta. Gaudreau befriends Sean Monahan which draws the attention of his ex-friend, Evander Kane, a skilled practitioner of the toe drag and a member of a club named the "Jets". Gaudreau keeps silent despite Kane and his Jets gang constantly bothering and harassing him. He fights back in self defense until Mr. Hartley intervenes and single-handedly fends off the five attackers with ease. Amazed, Gaudreau askes Mr. Hartley to teach him to skate. Mr. Hartley refuses, but agrees to bring Gaudreau to the Jets arena to resolve the conflict. They meet with the sensei, Paul Maurice, an ex-spitfire hockey veteran, who callously dismisses the peace offering. Hartley then proposes that Gaudreau enter the NHL, where he can compete with Kane and the other Jet students on equal terms, and requests that the bullying cease while Gaudreau trains. Maurice agrees to the terms, but warns that if Gaudreau does not show up for the tournament, the harassment will resume and Mr. Hartley himself will also become a target.

Gaudreau's training starts with menial chores that he believes only makes him Hartley's slave. When he becomes frustrated, it is explained that these actions have helped him to learn defensive blocks through muscle memory. Their bond develops and Gaudreau learns about Hartley's triple loss of conference finals while serving the Colorado Avalanche. Through Hartley's teaching, Gaudreau learns not only hockey but also important life lessons such as the importance of personal balance, reflected in the principle that martial arts training is as much about training the spirit as the body. Gaudreau applies the life lessons that Hartley has taught him to strengthen his friendship with Monahan.

At the tournament, Gaudreau surprises everyone by reaching the semi-finals. Kane advances to the finals, scoring three unanswered goals against a highly skilled opponent. Paul Maurice instructs Dustin Byfuglien, to disable Gaudreau with an illegal attack to the knee. Byfuglien reluctantly does so, severely injuring Gaudreau and getting disqualified in the process. Gaudreau is taken to the locker room, with the physician determining that he cannot continue, but Gaudreau believes that if he does not continue, his tormentors will have gotten the best of him. He convinces Hartley to use a pain suppression technique to allow him to finish the tournament. As Kane is about to be declared the winner by default, Gaudreau hobbles into the rink. The match is a seesaw battle, as neither is able to break through the other's defenses.

The match is halted when Gaudreau uses a hooking technique to trip Kane, deliver a blow to the back of the jersey and give Kane a nose bleed. Paul Maurice directs Kane to sweep Gaudreau's injured leg, an unethical move. Kane is horrified at the order, but reluctantly agrees under Paul Maurice's intimidation. As the match resumes, Kane seizes Gaudreau's leg and delivers a vicious blow, doing further damage. Gaudreau, standing with difficulty, assumes the "Crane" stance, a technique he observed Hartley performing on the beach. Kane lunges toward Gaudreau, who jumps and delivers a front kick to Kane's chin, winning the tournament. Kane, having gained newfound respect for his nemesis, takes Gaudreau's trophy from the master of ceremonies and presents it to Gaudreau himself as Hartley, Monahan, and Gaudreau's mother all celebrate his victory.


http://i.imgur.com/lC6Njxl.png



TL;DR: Fuck the Jets and their cheating ways, Go Flames

oomCIXGzsR0

[sputnik]

Originally posted by jwslam
I wanna win 2 flames tickets because flaming jets sounds a lot more exciting than jetting flames.

Reference: first google image for respective searches
http://www.cruzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/008-airplanes.jpg

The Flames are basically Jet farts.

[sputnik]

Atlanta 1.0 < Atlanta 2.0

[eglove]

i wanna win flames tickets

2 tickets

http://i.imgur.com/rVRj8x3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2WG5bzy.jpg

I'm not sure if jet poo is better than jets powered from mouthwash, maybe taking mouthwash off the streets in winnipeg and converted to jetfuel would be beneficial. Or maybe since jet poo is on a streak, would that jet poo smear over every city they visit in the future? Maybe a jet poo coloured mouthwashed powered veloster for Mar so he can grease his hitch mounted skis with mouthwash fumes which would enable him to ask whether or not mouthwash is a viable option for ski wax to make his slalom times faster?

[gqmw]

I wanna win 2 flames tickets.

Just because I think it'll be a hot game, don't think there's enough jets to extinguish the flames!

[Quizzes]

I wanna win 4 Flames tickets.
Flames are better than the Jets because the Thrashers/Jets franchise STILL haven't won a single playoff game since entering the league before Y2K. That's very sad.

[BigDL]

I want to win flames ticket (2), besides having the amazing Johnny Hockey, the Flames are so hot they will burn away the filth that is the trailer trash Winnipeg Jets.

[ianmcc]

I wanna win flames tickets because they have the better city slogan:
Calgary-be part of the energy
Winnipeg-built by Ukrainians for Ukrainians.

[Chiggles]

I wanna win 2 Flames tickets because I would love to see the game go into OT with Gaudreau scoring the winner, followed by witnessing his exaggerated celebration in front of Byfuglien on the bench or otherwise. Bonus if Ferland trips up Fugly and Johnny somehow accidentally teabags him, lol.

"Stupid 3-on-3. It ain't hockey"

"What's that? I couldn't really hear you over the sound of how awesome I am, but I thought I heard you say my name?"


Hell, I may even go down near the tunnel as they exit and razz Byfuglien myself if Johnny doesn't do it, LOL!

:rofl: :goflames: :D

[CompletelyNumb]

I wanna win 2 tickets because the flames are on the comeback and I need to watch history. I'll fight Kryn for them if I have to. Govern yourself accordingly.

[5hift]

I wanna win Flames tickets...

Four of them, but beggars can't be choosers and I'd be ecstatic for two.

I think the Flames are better than the Jets because despite our brutal start we are now ahead of them in the standings. And because at the end of the day the Jets have to go back home to Winnipeg and the Flames don't.

Plus my girlfriend's Dad is a Jets fan and when we lost back to back to them in early October I heard a lot of shit. I would invite him to the game just so I could beak the fuck out of him for 3 hours while we continued this streak. He would take it at the Saddledome, and his daughter would take it later on in bed. Ultimate Flames revenge.

Go Flames Go.
:goflames:

[Clever]

I wanna win flames tickets...


I would like 4 tickets to take the whole family, but 2 will suffice if I get chosen, my 2 kids will have to fight it out and whoever wins can come to the game with me.

The Flames are a better team because even Winnipeg fans* started cheering for the Flames when their team got eliminated from the playoff's last year.

*Well at least 3 of them according to this article:

http://globalnews.ca/news/1972393/winnipeg-jets-fans-now-cheering-for-the-calgary-flames/







:goflames: :goflames: :goflames:

[JfuckinC]

i wanna win 4 flames tickets, because i want to watch Johnny dangle the monsters on Winnipeg's D and make them look like shit. I would take my 3 siblings as a christmas gift if i won.



:love: :love:

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[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by JfuckinC


http://www.smoksho.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sophia-miacova-7.jpg

If that's his sibling, I volunteer to entertain her while he's at the game.

[gkAeris]

I wanna win flames tickets (2), the flames is better than the jets because...........honestly i'm stumped lol.. i don't know why the flames are better than the jets....

...i just want to buy the 50/50...

[R!zz0]

Am i too late?

I wanna win flames tickets (4) because i want to take my 6 year old (Who's a die hard Flames fan) He's never been to a Flames game before. Also wanna take my wife. She has only been to one Flames game before.

Flames obviously are a better team because...

We're the FLAMES and kick ass. Jet's got swept last year. Flames never got swept. Besides, the Jets are like grizzly bears. Every fall they go into hibernation.

[rage2]

JfuckinC knows me too well. I'm a sucker for great tits! :love:

Congrats!

[eglove]

:(

[R!zz0]

Congrats JfuckinC :thumbsup:

[JfuckinC]

Great seats/Great game, thanks again Rage/Beyond it was fun! :thumbsup:

[Jlude]

Originally posted by sputnik
Atlanta 1.0 &lt; Atlanta 2.0

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :werd: