How not to rob a convenience store. (Willow Park Robbery)

[roopi]

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Update on the video:
http://calgaryherald.com/news/crime/watch-convenience-store-clerk-in-calgary-turns-the-tables-on-thieves

[eglove]

HAHAHA what a bunch of dumbasses

[Xtrema]

Natalie Cory-Lyn Elaschuk, 24, of Calgary, has been charged with one count each of robbery, assault with a weapon, disguise with intent, mischief and possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose.

She had no choice when you got a name like that.

[tonytiger55]

:facepalm:

[ExtraSlow]

What's the logo on those coveralls?
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[Abeo]

Someone needs to overdub the video with Ricky and Bubbles audio...

[dj_patm]

Ahaha.

It's always funny FBing these people once their names are out. "Im not a thug" lol well that's for sure.

[lilmira]

extra strength wiper fluid to fend off the scum

[JfuckinC]

extra strength wiper fluid to fend off the scum

Buddy pitches it straight into the overall guys stomach so hard haha

[D'z Nutz]

You might say they tried to rob...

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an inconvenience store.

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[infamous]

You might say they tried to rob...

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an inconvenience store.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I actually spit a bit of my pop out laughing at this.......lol

[flipstah]

Buddy pitches it straight into the overall guys stomach so hard haha

Dude must be part of CSSC slo-pitch. Damn.

[SKR]

What's the logo on those coveralls?
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Looks like BJ to me.

[sexualbanana]

What's the logo on those coveralls?
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Because high-visibility clothing is essential when robbing a convenience store.

[suntan]

https://myspace.com/elaschuk37

[sexualbanana]

Picky robbers. She is cherry picking cigarettes and stealing trays of $1 Bic lighters, and leaving the register and lottery tickets completely alone. Wouldn't those be the easiest and most lucrative?

[ercchry]

Picky robbers. She is cherry picking cigarettes and stealing trays of $1 Bic lighters, and leaving the register and lottery tickets completely alone. Wouldn't those be the easiest and most lucrative?

Jacob and Cory have never been that smart... but the lotto tickets do have potential to be traced back... not a perfect system though

[sexualbanana]

Jacob and Cory have never been that smart... but the lotto tickets do have potential to be traced back... not a perfect system though

Yeah. A coworker just explained to me that the tickets can get traced back. They still pretty much left the bottom cupboards untouched, and those are where the cartons are.

[nismodrifter]

Oh boy. Great outcome.

[schocker]

Buddy pitches it straight into the overall guys stomach so hard haha
That was my favorite part. Good use of items to use in defense.

[ZenOps]

Millenials :facepalm:

If you are going to do a robbery, you have to move at least at the pace where you are breaking a sweat.

[sexualbanana]

Also, was there no backdoor they could use?

[KrisYYC]

Looks like BJ to me.

Yep. Definitely BJ.

[flipstah]

I'm trying to figure out when the 911 call was placed. CPS responding took a while.

[ercchry]

I'm trying to figure out when the 911 call was placed. CPS responding took a while.



When was the last time you got anywhere in 15min? :rofl:

Not to mention they probably wanted to coordinate at least two cars for officer safety

[ZenOps]

CPS should have that area on speed dial because the alcohol store is right there.

[KrisYYC]

The District 6 Police station is only about 2km from there.

[Swank]

Also, was there no backdoor they could use? Probably, but it doesn't seem like they'd be the type to be able to find it.

[ercchry]

The District 6 Police station is only about 2km from there.


Unless it's shift change... probably not too many people just kicking around with their feet up waiting for calls... this isn't the fire department :rofl:

[nismodrifter]

I still can't believe how unbelievably slow they are. Took them forever and a day to fill up such a small bag.

[msommers]

You might say they tried to rob...

https://media.tenor.com/images/5cfcf74dd17362817169207f0a94a673/tenor.gif

an inconvenience store.

https://youfoundasecret.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/vlcsnap-2013-03-13-14h35m58s140a.png

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[J-hop]

Ahaha.

It's always funny FBing these people once their names are out. "Im not a thug" lol well that's for sure.

"Self emplyed and loving it"

Oh yea? How's that working out for you. Both look like they are complete trailer trash. Had they not assaulted the guy I'd probably feel bad for them

[RickDaTuner]

Haha I couldn't stop lol...

Robbed a place for cigs and lighters...

The chick swinging the tire iron after... hahaha put your cigs and purse down Susie..

They deserved to get beat down!

[403civic]

https://www.facebook.com/natalie.elaschuk

She looks pretty badass

[ercchry]

https://www.facebook.com/natalie.elaschuk

She looks pretty badass

Love how open her fb is...

He looks like a winner though, even so proud of it he posted his (last?) ID from jail

https://m.facebook.com/FUKDUPDEMON?lst=100012839882952%3A537262440%3A1504121506

[VWEvo]

That was awesome!! Props to the brave convenience store owner and the good samaritan for standing up to those pieces of shit.

[Mitsu3000gt]

So they only caught the one person? I wonder when the cops were called, looks like they missed it all.

Loved the direct hit with the 4L jug of windshield washer fluid :rofl:

[Xtrema]

So they only caught the one person? I wonder when the cops were called, looks like they missed it all.

Loved the direct hit with the 4L jug of windshield washer fluid :rofl:

Caught one because he was held by clerk. He blab and they also caught the chick later.

[sexualbanana]

Love how open her fb is...

He looks like a winner though, even so proud of it he posted his (last?) ID from jail

https://m.facebook.com/FUKDUPDEMON?lst=100012839882952%3A537262440%3A1504121506

What does Telus have to do with ID badges? I'm unfamiliar.

[Mitsu3000gt]

Caught one because he was held by clerk. He blab and they also caught the chick later.

:clap: Criminals are always so dumb. Nobody ever gets away with stuff like this, it blows my mind when people think they will be any different.

[alien]

They took so long after the clerk left, i expected them to pour up a coffee and warm a sandwich or something.

[ExtraSlow]

There were off camera for a while. Does this location have that warm nacho cheese dispenser? Could explain the delay.

[Sentry]

:clap: Criminals are always so dumb. Nobody ever gets away with stuff like this, it blows my mind when people think they will be any different.
Well, they COULD get away with it if they weren't stupid. But if they weren't stupid they wouldn't be robbing gas stations for smokes and bics.

[taemo]

heard about this robbery in the news this morning, glad to see Beyond is always on top of local and foreign news
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You might say they tried to rob...

https://media.tenor.com/images/5cfcf74dd17362817169207f0a94a673/tenor.gif

an inconvenience store.

https://youfoundasecret.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/vlcsnap-2013-03-13-14h35m58s140a.png

[shakalaka]

I guess they didn't think of the backdoor....clearly didn't play enough GTA or Mafia.