Beyond ballers: my dad found some stolen items, help ID where they came from

[finboy]

My parents live in rosedale, and are building some new gates at their place. While getting some scrap wood from a storage area between our garage and fence, they found the below contents. The storage area faces the alley, so most likely someone stashed the goods there because it is a mess, and is easy to access. The contents were super dusty, so it looks like they have been there a while.

My dad, being the honest person he is, will be taking the contents to the police this morning (so no, you can't get an awesome deal on any of it). Apparently the items are all brand new, which made me think that there can't be that many places in town selling LV humidors. Obviously the police will track the information, but I was wondering if anyone here knew of any high end retailers that had lost some product lately.

http://i64.tinypic.com/34hdstg.jpg

[ExtraSlow]

Those are my yellow tomatoes. Lost two days ago. Reward offered.

[rage2]

Ace of Spades, Dom, and LV Humidor. Shouldn't be hard to find the owner, not that many rappers in Calgary.

[finboy]

No gold chains or skinny jeans were located near the items, cannot confirm rapper

[jwslam]

Those are my yellow tomatoes. Lost two days ago. Reward offered.
Explains why my pink baskets were stolen...

[shadowz]

Ace of Spades, Dom, and LV Humidor. Shouldn't be hard to find the owner, not that many rappers in Calgary.

My G, we finna smoke a philly tonight. Come through?

[max_boost]

I'll take the bottle of Dom!

[Star1995]

Can't tell how big the tomatoes are from that picture, can you add a banana for reference please.

[got_mike33]

Bananas are for scale, not reference.

[dj_rice]

Can't tell how big the tomatoes are from that picture, can you add a banana for reference please.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-other/edmonton/heys-hardshell-luggage/1296163219?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODAwWDQ0OQ==/z/rVAAAOSwnB1ZsyU5/$_27.JPG

[Asian_defender]

Since when did LV start doing humidors?? mind=blown :eek:

[Sugarphreak]

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[rage2]

Banana's are the universally understood standard scale. The scale varies a bit of course, Asian Banana's are a bit small, while African banana's are rumoured to be larger. The north American banana however is the standard for which all other banana's are scaled
Yet the arguably best banana in the world, the Gros Michael is fat and short. It's not the size that matters, it's the taste it leaves in your mouth.

[Sugarphreak]

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[rage2]

So what kind of taste do you prefer for your bananas?
I don't eat bananas haha.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

I don't eat bananas haha.

I dunno man, this picture says you like under-ripened bananas. The greener the better.

http://www.virgeweb.com/rage2/misc/dl.jpg

[JRSC00LUDE]

:rofl:

[Buster]

so what's in the humidor?

[gretz]

I dunno man, this picture says you like under-ripened bananas. The greener the better.


It will never die lol

[finboy]

Nothing in the humidor, bonus points for reviving the culdesac picture

[infamous]

http://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/cigar-humidor-75-taiga-004614

$3300 USD.....

[BavarianBeast]

Humidor for what? Dildos?

[infamous]

Humidor for what? Dildos?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humidor

A humidor is any kind of box or room with constant humidity that is used to store cigars, cigarettes, or pipe tobacco. For private use, small wooden boxes holding a few dozen cigars are common, while cigar shops may have walk-in humidors. Humidors can be used to maintain consistent humidity level for other goods; the Colorado Rockies Major League Baseball team stores game balls in a large humidor at their home stadium, Coors Field, to counteract the effects of Denver's low humidity. Many humidors use hygrometers to monitor their humidity levels.

unless you like your dildo's humid? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :rofl: :angel:

[Tik-Tok]

I think he was making fun of the fact it's a LV humidor. How many high maintenance asian chicks smoke cigars?

[infamous]

I think he was making fun of the fact it's a LV humidor. How many high maintenance asian chicks smoke cigars?

dammit you have a point there.....I know lots that like to smoke pole but none that smoke cigars hahahaha

edit: I see this being a "novelty item" that rich people buy after a trip to cuba or somewhere similar. "Oh look, it matches my purse."

or if you let rich women shop for their hubbies who have no clue haha. I wonder how many they sell in a year....

[mr2mike]

I think he was making fun of the fact it's a LV humidor. How many high maintenance asian chicks smoke cigars?
Depends what you define as a "cigar"...

[Tik-Tok]

Depends what you define as a "cigar"...

The non-Clinton version, lol.

[Thaco]

is this your dad's case? https://www.facebook.com/CalgaryPolice/photos/a.10150181806644530.321994.21374974529/10155744595634530/?type=3

[rage2]

Looks like owners found. Good stuff.

http://www.calgarysun.com/2017/09/22/calgary-police-drawing-a-blanc-to-find-rightful-owner-of-wine

Wonder how that shit tastes stored out in our hot summer for months.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Wonder how that shit tastes stored out in our hot summer for months.

I bet he never finds out, sad to say. Assuming his insurance company paid him out for it already, they own it and god knows what they'll do with it. Probably toss it out on account of alleyway storage, humidor becomes a door prize at the company Christmas party.