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sexualbanana
11-14-2017, 09:17 AM
Leaving my condo parkade this morning, I notice that a bird is flying around. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the bird probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?

ExtraSlow
11-14-2017, 09:23 AM
Idle your car until the bird stop flying.

03ozwhip
11-14-2017, 09:32 AM
Leaving my condo parkade this morning, I notice that a bird is flying around. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the bird probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?

he gets near you, burn that motherfucker to the ground. because bird flu lol

redblack
11-14-2017, 10:48 AM
Call 911 for help

swak
11-14-2017, 12:36 PM
Idle your car until the bird stop flying.

The most logical solution...

But guaranteed that bird is pretty stoked that he found a home out of the cold... As such, I don't believe that even if he got out he wouldn't stay out... We have this issue with our shop at work, bird shit everywhere and can't get them to stay out.

lilmira
11-14-2017, 12:42 PM
Get a hawk?

roopi
11-14-2017, 01:20 PM
Open the windows that he keeps hitting?

sexualbanana
11-14-2017, 02:42 PM
Open the windows that he keeps hitting?

Windows don't open. Just coloured glass.

90_Shelby
11-14-2017, 09:22 PM
Open the windows that he keeps hitting?


Windows don't open. Just coloured glass.

Did you try a rock?

Swank
11-17-2017, 01:11 PM
Get a hawk?

So now there's a hawk trapped in my parkade. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the hawk probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?

sexualbanana
11-17-2017, 01:18 PM
So now there's a hawk trapped in my parkade. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the hawk probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?

And now it's attacking people.

TomcoPDR
11-20-2017, 01:34 AM
So what’s the word on the bird?

swak
11-20-2017, 01:35 AM
So what’s the word on the bird?

Bird is the word.

Maxx Mazda
11-20-2017, 12:03 PM
Have you heard?

vengie
11-20-2017, 12:29 PM
Idle your car until the bird stop flying.

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