I Shat Myself In A Lexus Press Car

[rage2]

This is why I love Jalopnik. One of the best articles I've read in a while.

https://jalopnik.com/i-shat-myself-in-a-lexus-press-car-1658777421

Any of u guys have good shit stories? :rofl:

[Seth1968]

She addressed the real problem:

"Did you get any shit on the Lexus?"

:rofl:

No emotional outburst. Just right down to what really matters. Now that's a wife!

[tonytiger55]

' was so visibly distressed, shaking with genuine terror and grief, that my wife, bless her, actually got up and made me a cup of tea.'

She made him a cup of tea! She's a keeper...

[speedog]

This is why I love Jalopnik. One of the best articles I've read in a while.

https://jalopnik.com/i-shat-myself-in-a-lexus-press-car-1658777421

Any of u guys have good shit stories? :rofl:

When one has a family there's aĺways going to be at least one shit story to tell.

[tonytiger55]

This one is still my favourite...

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-plane-pooping-story-ever-1456846301

[rage2]

When one has a family there's aĺways going to be at least one shit story to tell.
Kids don't qualify, I'm talking about grown up shit yourself stories. Might have to move this to Ask Leo if anyone does decide to participate haha.

[Nufy]

Kids don't qualify, I'm talking about grown up shit yourself stories. Might have to move this to Ask Leo if anyone does decide to participate haha.

That would be a good read...

I've had a few photo finishes in my day...

[taemo]

I'll start with a shit story then.

I worked at a Chinook clothing store few years ago and during one shift, a customer approached me to pay for a pair of new jeans.
He smelled like a bum but I didn't think much about it since he had the money to pay for new jeans anyway so I let his debit card go through.
5-10 minutes later, bunch of co-workers rushed to the fitting room where there was the pair of old jeans that the customer I helped wore previously.
Turns out the reason he bought a new pair and smelled was because he shat and soiled on his old jeans.
Supervisor had to go and clean it up.

[rage2]

That would be a good read...

I've had a few photo finishes in my day...
I’ve got a photo of my finish... :rofl:

[legendboy]

Reading that cracking up before bed :thumbsup: